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Crowley: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Aziraphale: You sleep with a teddybear.
Crowley: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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inaccurate good omens part 12
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Jim: You know what it’s like when you don’t know anything at all, and yet you’re totally certain that everything would be better if you could just be near one specific person?
Aziraphale: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Crowley is my enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
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Inaccurate good omens quotes from @scottishmushroom but only the ones that punched me in the gut, ripped out my heart, and stole my wallet.
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[Text & Podfic] Crowley-Aziraphale-Hug-Emoji Aziraphale-Peen-Crowley-Peen-Emoji
[Text & Podfic] Crowley-Aziraphale-Hug-Emoji Aziraphale-Peen-Crowley-Peen-Emoji
by Djapchan
A whole conversation between Aziraphale and Crowley in emojis for the OLHTS prompt: inspired by OLHTS quotes.
Words: 118, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 106 of [Podfic] Not-Very-Nice and Anatomically-Inaccurate Prophecies
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Crack, Prompt Fill, Conversations, Texting, emojis, Discord: O Lord Heal This Server, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Humor
From https://ift.tt/pS469lO
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41984901
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Doctor: How would you rate your pain?
Crowley: It's a thumbs down.
Doctor:
Crowley: Would not recommend.
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(in the middle of a fight)
Aziraphale: Well, I don’t even love you!
Crowley: Whatever, you love me so much.
Aziraphale: I absolutely do not! I don't even like you. Never have.
Crowley: Well, it’s not like I care! I'm leaving.
Aziraphale: GOOD! ...Wait, Crowley, don't leave. Okay maybe I have some fond feelings for you here and there...
Crowley: Angel, shut up. You're my everything and I'm 1000% sure I'm your everything too.
Aziraphale: NO! I don't even know who you are! STRANGER DANGER.
Crowley: WE'RE MARRIED, IDIOT.
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aziraphale, coming back to the bookshop after a fight: crowley, did you light all these candles to apologize? how romantic! i knew you had a soft side after a-
crowley: first of all, i'm about to send you back to heaven
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*Gabriel confronting Aziraphale after seeing him kiss Crowley*
Aziraphale: I didn’t mean to kiss him! He was just so tall and so sad...
Gabriel: And you are so loose and so cheap!
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Crowley: happy Earth day! I'm sorry, I panicked
Aziraphale: as long as I can wear it or eat it, I'm happy!
Crowley: ... you can do both of those things
Aziraphale: *opens the box to find a guinea pig*
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Crowley: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Aziraphale: Crowley -
Aziraphale: It- it was just an ant-
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inaccurate good omens part 10
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God: Why do humans have fire?
Aziraphale: ........
Crowley, knowing all too well what he did: Well? Go on
Aziraphale: THE BIRDS ARE DRONES AND WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISE
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Nina: Crowley, you're going to have to stop screwing around if you want to be Aziraphale’s boyfriend.
Crowley: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Boyfriend? I don't want to be his “boyfriend".
Nina: Well... what do you want then?
Crowley : I don't know. I just wanna be with him all the time. I wanna hear about his day, tell him about mine. I wanna hold his hand and smell his hair. But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend.
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Crowley: I should have told you everyday from the moment I met you. I love you.
Aziraphale: [stands there speechless]
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