Crowley: How petty can you get?
Aziraphale: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.
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[Season 2 summed up]
Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.
Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....
Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-
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Aziraphale: I鈥檓 gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Crowley: Only if you also don't ask why
Crowley: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Aziraphale:
Crowley:
Aziraphale: This one is fine
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Beelzebub, drunk: I don鈥檛 give a damn about sin
Crowley, also drunk: yeah, me either, fuck trigonometry
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