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Memes based on The Drakes Spoiled Brat (part 4) (WERE BACK BABYYY) All of these are chapter 9
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pinkcowzz · 2 days
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im grieving my dog so im writing a lil bit of tim angst. i can't tell if it's helping or making things worse yet. but theres not enough work out there about how tim had to bury his mom on christmas eve so im determined to finish it.
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ditzybat · 2 months
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dick, who just got black mailed by 12 year old stalker tim: scary, that tim kid has a spot on bat-glare despite not spending anytime with you whatsoever, i mean the resemblance is uncanny
bruce trying to figure out if he ever slept with janet drake: very scary…
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robintherobiner · 4 months
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Jack: If someone is mean to you, you have to fight back, bud. You're a Drake, which means you're as tough as a dragon.
Baby Tim: Rawr.
Jack, holding back tears: Fuck, I'm such a good dad.
Janet: You have to be subtle with your insults. You must not be crude, nor weak. Understood, darling?
Baby Tim: So I can't say Daddy is dumb?
Janet: Exactly. You can offer to help him though. God knows that man needs it.
Brucie Wayne: Hi Janet, Jack! Oh, who's this little guy?
Baby Tim, staring into his soul: I saw pictures of you kissing Mommy and Daddy.
Brucie:
Janet:
Jack: That's because I'm a real catch, Timmy boy. Everyone wants a piece of me. I'm sure you'll be a heartbreaker just like me when you grow up.
Janet: Hun, shut up.
Baby Tim at a gala: OH MY GOD MOMMY ITS DICK!
Janet: Timothy! Where on earth did you get such crude language? No, stop it, no running-
Baby Tim: FLIPPY DICKIE!
Freshly adopted Dick Grayson after being bowled over by a toddler: Alfred did NOT go over this in his etiquette lessons.
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arrowheadedbitch · 6 months
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Watching an old press video of the Drakes before Tim was Robin
Jason: Holy shit
Dick: How did they get you so well behaved?
Tim: The threat of never being loved for all eternity
Jason:...
Dick:...
Jason:...oh
Dick: Oh, buddy
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litta-jpg · 2 months
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reasons to have a child: 1. you can buy him books you want to read yourself
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What if there is a world where Jack and Janet swapped, and who got the coma, etc.?
I mostly thought of this cuz I had an amusing thought at work that goes something like this: Ra's: "Your father must have been quite the man, Timothy. With just how perfectly you turned out. " Tim: "No, I got it from my mother. And if you know what's best for you, stay away from her. " ---Time Skip--- Janet walks into Wayne Manor: "Timothy, what have I told you about letting your stuff lie about in its improper place?" Tim: "Not, too, Mother. I'm sorry for being so thoughtless." Janet hands Tim a suspicious jar: "I'll be merciful this time; your surgery is booked for tomorrow, so make sure to get your affairs in order." Janet turns to Damien and hands him a card. "This is out of courtesy, child. Make sure not to repeat the mistake. Either of you." She eyes Jason and Damien. "And Mr. Grayson, you're on thin ice, too, for the attempted hospitalization of my Timothy." And with that, she walks back out. Bruce hesitantly asks: "Tim... Why did Janet hand Damien a sorry for your loss card?" Tim: "Well, since I now have my spleen in a jar, Bruce, I'm pretty sure Ra's is dead." Part 2:
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pokeberry5 · 7 months
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girl experiences gender euphoria and is immediately slammed by grief
for @litttlittt <3. this was supposed to be a portrait of caroline hill, but litta mentioned tim looking like janet when dressed as caroline and identity issues and angst and things spiraled
something about tim not knowing if he's his mother's child or bruce's or neither's.
figuring out the looks:
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i wanted janet to have that poofy 70s hair
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jpv-isms · 3 months
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tim fans can we talk about tim’s trauma that ISN’T his emotional neglect or dick taking away robin.
can we talk about his extensive history of SA?? dana winters??? contagion???? knightfall????? not only kon dying, but also bart and darla and steph and so on??????
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*EMERGES FROM THE PITS*
I LIVEEEE- And as such The Drakes Spoiled Brat has updated <333
Name: As above Rating: Teen and Up (debated and updated) Chapter: 9/?? Word count: 33,554 Relationships: Batfam + Extended DC friends/fam (now including minor past Dick/Babs and Roy/Jason) Summary: Tim dies a week before he turns 18, his only wish is that he could do it all over again. Not for himself, but for the family he failed to save from their own tragic fates.
It seems for once the universe is on his side (haha yeah right) and the past 12 years of his life are erased giving him his well desired do over.
He makes it his mission to save his family as Timothy Drake- His own asshole "Brucie Wayne" & Cardinal- His new vigilante persona/informant
Time is running out- has he done enough or are the scales of fate forever tipped against him?
LINK
MASTER POST-
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burningredhot · 14 days
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Y'know what I think is sadder than neglected Tim Drake? If his parents did love him. If they truly loved their baby boy and wanted to take him with them and be there for him in everything. But they couldn't. Maybe there were complications in every aspect, so they couldn't take baby Tim with them. Maybe they tried really hard to get home for holidays and his birthday but they couldn't. Or maybe even they did love him but they couldn't show it, maybe they didn't know how to be parents but they knew they loved him so they stayed away giving him his bedt chance
Idk just random thoughts.
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brucewaynehater101 · 27 days
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AU: Tim Drake's parents lived
If Tim's parents had lived, life for Tim might have looked like this:
Jack and Janet would have gotten divorced. Jack would have still married Dana, and Janet would have stayed single or started dating a woman (let me have my bisexual or lesbian Janet).
There would have been tension around Tim being Robin, but they would have eventually let him continue. They watched the spark slowly die from Tim's eyes during that time they forbade him from being Robin. It's scary letting him go out there, but once they saw him in his element, they knew they couldn't stop him. They want him to be happy even if it's not safe.
In fact, Janet makes it her sworn mission to protect him the way she knows how: Drake Industries. This cues the company transforming to be more supportive of social issues. They start funding more programs to ensure people have more options than crime (Janet hopes this limits the amount of people Tim has to face on patrol).
Jack takes Tim out to the shooting range. He wants to ensure Tim can protect himself even at the expense of someone else's life. After each session, he puts his hands on Tim's shoulder and asks him "Whats your number one priority?"
He won't let Tim leave until he answers, "Coming home."
Jack and Janet have both screamed themselves hoarse multiple times at Bruce for his "murder is always wrong" policy. Once, when Bruce was particularly obstinate, he kept insisting that there's always another way. Janet, who wants to make sure that Tim will do whatever needs to be done to return back to her safe, scathingly bit out, "You may be okay with burying your sons, but I refuse to."
They didn't talk for 3 months after that.
Bruce eventually apologized, and Janet did as well.
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ditzybat · 2 months
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tim: i’ll tell every major news outlet about your nightly excursions if you don’t allow me to be robin
bruce suddenly reminded of janet drake whenever she got mad during their school days: … come on in
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robintherobiner · 4 months
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i know the fandom likes to make Jack out to be a terrible dad but i personally enjoy to imagine him as a man who's just not that smart, but tries his best.
Tim, like six years old, angry that he wasn't allowed desert before dinner: I hate you! I wish lived on my own and never saw you or Mommy again!
Jack, tearing up and booking flight tickets: Okay kiddo, love you.
Janet, giving birth: AAAAARGH. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME, YOU COWARDLY BITCH. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS A BABY SO BAD, YOU SHOULD BE GIVING BIRTH!
Jack, tearing up and booking gender reassignment surgery: Okay darling, love you.
Nurse, glancing at his phone: You.. you know that surgery wont make you able to carry a child right?
Jack: Yes it will, it gives me a vagina!
Nurse: ...you know you need a uterus to actually carry the baby right?
Jack: What the fuck is a uterus? WAIT I CAN SEE THE BABYS HEAD OH MY GOSH JANET DEAR YOU'RE DOING SO WELL!
Tim, age 15: Dad, i'm glad you're trying to be better now but... Why did you and mom neglect me for so long?
Jack: You told us too! I wanted to raise you, i was a stay at home dad, but you said i was horrible and that you wanted to live on your own!
Tim: ...
Jack: Obviously that was irresponsible so we sent you to boarding school, but we only visited a few times a year to respect your boundaries. I would send you back, but I was in a coma so i'm allowed to be a little selfish and spend time with my baby.
Dick: Didn't your dad just wake up from a coma? And he's already got a girlfriend? No offense but-
Tim: My mom told him to.
Dick: Timmy, sometimes men lie-
Tim: No, literally, it was in her will. She literally told him that if she died first, he had to get a new partner, because she knew he'd die alone without her.
Dick: What...
Tim: Also, i was the one who chose Dana. She's great! Mom said I had to pick a blonde because yellow is his favourite colour.
Tim: Dad, why is the only picture of Mom you have framed one of her in a bikini? Do you not have any others?
Jack: I do, i have hundreds! But this was taken on the day she proposed to me! Well, i have more from that day, but they're not safe for little eyes.
Tim: Thats both the most romantic and disgusting thing i've ever heard.
Jack, puling out a picture of Janet sobbing and very obviously screaming: I have this picture of her on my bedside table though, its from when she found out she was pregnant with you! Two of the best days of my life!
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arrowheadedbitch · 3 months
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I was trying to figure out what Tim's parents' unmarried names were and someone suggested Hill or Draper and I was like "no way he used his parents unmarried name in an ALIAS!" but this is also the guy who used the hero name Drake at one point, so really who's to say
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robjn93 · 4 months
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the thing about ‘power hungry janet drake’ is that it could actually serve as a good prompt on how a woman in power during the 80s/90s was perceived by her business associates and acting accordingly to not have her authority undermined but they just use it to abuse ‘poor little meow meow tim’ and how ‘brucie is so much better than the evil drakes that lock him in the basement and force feed him shrimps’. powersuit, cutthroat janet but just as a facade for a woman desperate to cling onto her identity and yet still being perceived as ‘socialite jack drake’s wife’ and how that reflects on parenting tim, constantly being away from the trips and the duality of wanting to be a mother next to your son but also providing to him a safe future / loving your husband dearly but also feeling the pressure of the world on your shoulders and the underlying jealousy towards him for having everything she cannot simply for being a woman in the 80s
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