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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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sadiewayne · 5 months
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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back
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grandpakronos · 2 months
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PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?
GROVER: Yeah...
ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.
PERCY: So fun week ahead!
GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.
ANNABETH: Nuh uh, in sickness and in health, buddy!
GROVER: We're not married!
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raphael-angele · 17 days
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Percy and Fish
Baby Percy: Mooom!
Sally: Yes, Percy?
Baby Percy: Glub Glub says he wants more friends and a bigger tank. Can we go get it for him?
Sally: ...did Glub Glub say that or did you?
Baby Percy: Glub Glub did.
Sally: ...Percy, you know we can't. Sorry, baby
Baby Percy: Aww :(
Glub Glub: I told you we can't
Baby Percy: Shut up, Glub Glub
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Percy: Annieee!!!
Annabeth: *sighs* What?
Percy: The fish is looking at me weird again!
Annabeth: For Gods' sake, Percy! Leave it alone!
Percy: *to the fish* I know what you're up to. You may have fooled her but not me
Gilluermo: She will never believe you
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pick-a-funny-name · 20 days
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This is my favourite part of this whole book and i haven't even read the whole book
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simpingforpjo · 9 months
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Monster: Identify yourself!
Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!
Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.
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ellilyre · 3 months
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Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that
Will : I'm your boyfriend
Nico :
*heart monitor beeps faster*
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fxiryeon · 2 months
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Y/N: It’s so frustrating
Luke: What is ??
Y/N: Watching Annabeth openly flirt with Percy for weeks and Percy is still not realising it
Luke, wearing a ‘date me Y/N’ shirt: Haha, yeah-
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Chiron: Just a reminder that Camp Halfblood offers therapy to those who need it
Y/N: Why does he always look at me when he says that?
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A conversation between Percy and Grover at Yancy Academy
Grover: I just turned 12
Percy: Recently?
Grover: Last year.
Percy: So you're 13?
Grover: Last year.
Percy: And how old are you, like, right now?
Grover: One more year older
Percy: So....14?
Grover: 24
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milesmoralesluvs · 5 months
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annabeth: *shy* are you uncomfortable?
percy: *also shy* no, i'm fine. are you?
annabeth: *slightly blushing* i'm not
percy: *also blushing* that's good
grover: ...
grover: i am.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 8 months
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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much
percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT
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venusleontios55555 · 1 year
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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”
Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”
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grandpakronos · 27 days
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annabeth: and that's the plan!
annabeth: now let's see who was paying attention.
kahoot music starts
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raphael-angele · 3 months
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Kissing Booboos
Nico: OW!
Will: What happened?
Nico: Paper cut
Will: Aw, here *kisses his finger and it heals*
Nico: Why'd you do that?
Will: Well, kissing booboos can help make it feel better
Nico:
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Nico: Valdez. I need you to punch me in the mouth
Leo:
Nico:
Leo: Finally!
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percabethlovebot · 3 months
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Percy: Are we fighting or flirting right now?
Annabeth; My hand is literally around your throat.
Percy: That doesn’t answer my question.
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