Jason thinks protein is so important. he's the type of guy to track macros, but only protein. sometimes, he'll say he didn't hit his protein intake for the day, then proceed to take you to bed and eat you out
For some reason Tumblr was obsessed with combining Pokemon and Disco Elysium, resulting in a comic on my dashboard of Kim investigating a steroid/protein juicing outbreak, only to see that it made people and their Pokemon hella jacked, and he ended up joining in on the crowd of people demanding some.