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the-ace-with-spades · 17 hours

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I'm in the middle of a renewed obsession with cooking shows (kitchen nightmares, top chef but mostly polish editition hell's kitchen; also, watched burnt, the movie with bradley cooper, again...) and cooking for myself again (not as good...) and my top gun brainrot consensus is

I need a Celebrity Chef! Bradley AU.

An AU where he and Mav still stopped speaking when the papers pulling thing happened and Bradley left for college but when Bradley didn't have much choice but to either cook his own food (alone, without Mav's help for the first time in his life) or to starve on his college budget, he discovered some ridiculously good cooking skills there.

And you know, maybe he started a part-time job in some restaurant that went onto some equivalent of kitchen nightmares and the chef being the face of that show saw something in him and offered him mentoring and then when said chef was offered leading a new hell's kitchen/master chef show, he was there as one of the team sous chefs.

Or maybe he's one of the contestants and he either wins or he is good enough that he catches the chef's eye and gets to work and train under them. And maybe then he becomes new season's sous chef as well.

Imagine Mav turning on the TV one evening to see if he can make the new cooking show into his new guilty pleasure and seeing Bradley's face on the screen.

But I need this AU mostly because I fully believe that when they meet one way or another (either through Mav or sometime before the TGM timeline by accident) Jake has no fucking idea who Bradley is. He doesn't watch TV, he doesn't eat fancy food, and Bradley totally doesn't look like the type (hawaiian shirts, old jeans, too chill, lives in a house that looks like it hasn't had new decorations or furniture since the 80s) so when Bradley tells him 'oh I just work at a restaurant, nothing exciting' he just assumes he's a waiter or a barman or something. At that point, Bradley has his own fancy restaurant (Michelin-starred), regularly makes it onto the TV screens and is a celebrity.

So Jake would do all those ridiculous things before he finds out --- try to impress Bradley by making him burgers from supermarket ground beef, telling him his ravioli is not that good when Bradley cooks for him, taking him on a date out to a hole-in-the-wall taco place, blatantly criticizing his apple crumble because 'it has nothing on his ma's apple pie' and he might or might not have said that Pizza Hut is an okay place to go eat on a date. (And, you know, Bradley was absolutely charmed by the confidence and the dumbassery and everything in general just being so Jake, and it's not like he's a total culinary snob, he remembers how he was raised, etc).

It'd be even funnier if Jake finds out through Mav. Like, Mav asks the team to come to a dinner with his family and Bradley is holed up in the kitchen and Jake like a good southern boy asks if they need help with the food and Mav goes all, "Oh no, don't go in there, he's going to eat you alive if you even think about offering to help. My kid is some big fancy chef, he barely lets me help."

And then Bradley comes out of the kitchen with the amuse-bouche (kinda, it's not like they're in a restaurant...) and Jake has a surprise of a century because one, Bradley is Maverick's son?? and two, he's a chef??

Jake and Bradley have a little back and forth about it and then the whole squad is like, "You're dating the Bradley Bradshaw? And you, sir, your son is the Bradley Bradshaw?" because they recognize him from the TV.

And Jake finds out that not only is his boyfriend his CO's kid, he is also a world-renowned celebrity chef. And then the daggers are 0h-ing and Ah-ing at the best food they've ever eaten and Jake still goes, "I've eaten better steak."

And Mav, who has seen Bradley's rage and heard his rants about people having no taste tenses up until Bradley laughs and says, "Will do better next time, baby."

Years down the line, Bradley always repeats in the interviews that his husband is his toughest critic.

Maybe he's even asked to be the face of a new hell's kitchen-like TV show and one of the challenges for his contestant is cooking something his husband will like. Also, maybe cooking something from Mav's recipes in a way that will remind him of his childhood...

(Bonus points if Bradley is a recovering alcoholic/drug addict person non grata just like Adam from the Burnt movie... also, maybe it was Mav who kicked his butt into recovery??)

#this is silly #sorry needed to get it out so I can focus on my actual writing and not half-formed plot bunnies #that said if someone writes this i'll give you my firstborn #hangster #tgm #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin

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triptrippy · 12 days

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CROP TOP PLEAAASE !!! <- lesbian opinion(important)

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#dm oc tag #my art #this is silly

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simping-for-red-flags · 2 months

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Dazai's just a silly little guy who craves validation (I'm not projecting at all)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #dazai #bsd edit #he's just a little guy #this is silly

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myromantique · 3 months

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I needed to sketch this silly idea before I shut my eyes to bed

#radioapple #appleradio #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #alastor x lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #this is silly #aight imma head out

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beelittle · 5 months

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I know we all love the “Marinette adopts stray black cats” trope, but what I really want to see is the equally funny, perhaps even funnier, trope: “Adrien adopts his own kind.”

ONE OF US

#fanart #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #adrien agreste #plagg #he thinks the sunglasses make him look cool #this is silly

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crimsonbits · 3 months

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Know Your Hermits / Know Your Oni

#touhou #kasen ibaraki #seiga kaku #yuugi hoshiguma #touhou project #wahh #crimposting #me art #touhou meme #this is silly #the Seiga TD line prompted this btw.#Yuugi's friendliness towards earth spirits vs Kasen's 'it's on sight' attitude arrived afterwards as a thought

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kindlyanni · 2 years

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You know when you find a good book and then just forget where you are...?

#this is silly #the sandman #fanart #nn art

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packet-of-staples · 9 months

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Day 152 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune. A silly quick one for today because I was very busy. Why did I draw Specifically Outertale Pap for this meme? So I could make the Stellar pun mostly. Also cause I love him.

#undertale #papyrus #deltarune #drawing papyrus until he cameos in deltarune #outertale #this is silly #but it is good

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noir-renard · 1 year

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Canonically, it's Dick.

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helluvapoison · 4 months

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imagine you, a non-pickle-eater, asked everyone in the hotel how they feel about the pickle theory

˚✧₊⁎ Hazbin Hotel Members ⁎⁺˳✧༚

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

˚✧₊⁎ Charlie ⁎⁺˳✧༚

“Don’t be silly, that’s not a thing!”

“What if it is?” You poorly counter.

“…Shit.”

• She’s 1000% humoring you, she doesn’t really believe the theory! Hoooowever, she’s not taking chances. She doesn’t dislike pickles so, if you do, she’ll eat them to balance everything out! Happy ending!

˚✧₊⁎ Vaggie ⁎⁺˳✧༚

“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a really long time.” She says with a stoic expression and smidge of adoration.

“Or is it so smart it’s making you dumb?” You raised your brows up and down.

“It’s dumb.”

• You’re lucky she likes pickles. And that you have a semi-cute pouty face. Vaggie will deny, deny, deny that she does this for you if you tell anyone!

˚✧₊⁎ Angel ⁎⁺˳✧༚

“Am I supposed t’eat the pickle or what?”

You’ve been explaining the theory for 7 minutes but he keeps interrupting with innuendos.

“Y’know what? I don’t care anymore, jus’ put it on my plate.”

• Oh yeah, he understood the first time. Angel thinks it’s fucking stupid… but it’s kinda sweet that you like him enough to want to make it work

˚✧₊⁎ Husk ⁎⁺˳✧༚

You approached the bar with a pickle and a smile, the start of a terrible joke, but don’t get a word in before Husk grabs it.

“I needed that.”

“So did I.”

He drops the whole thing into a rouge colored drink.

“That looks disgusting.”

“Don’t knock it yet,” He looks at you expectantly.

You narrow your eyes at him suspiciously before closing your fingers around the glass. It didn’t taste half as bad as you thought it would! You’re so distracted by the drink that you forgot to ask Husk about the theory.

• He’s so relieved his plan worked. Husk has an unadulterated hatred for pickles (too close to cucumbers, which are fucking worse) but he didn’t want you to leave disappointed

˚✧₊⁎ Alastor ⁎⁺˳✧༚

“Let’s spin the question, shall we? What if I didn’t like this odd fruit—“

“Fruit?” You whispered to yourself. He ignored you.

“—would you eat it in a desperate attempt to keep the theory alive?”

Eyeing the pickle with a hint of disgust, you nodded.

Alastor’s voice blurs with static, “Have at it then.”

• You’re surprised he doesn’t let you go through with it. It only gets an inch away from your mouth before Alastor takes it away. He snaps the pickle in half with his sharp teeth and grins at you peculiarly. You’re not sure what to make of the interaction… but smile back and move along

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar x reader #vaggie x reader #angel dust x reader #alastor x reader #if you got my cucumber reference you’re hilarious #platonic or romantic #this is silly

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alpal55 · 1 year

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Scout stop you’re gonna make him cry

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#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #team fortress 2 #this is silly #but i don't care #I cannot take spy seriously he is just a silly goofy man #but I love him

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garfield-milk · 9 months

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a dynamic I think we don’t talk about enough

#this is silly #im sorry #but like #THIS is the true zukka dynamic #it’s the CANON zukka dynamic (one of)#sokka is annoying and zuko can’t resist him #atla #avatar the last airbender #zukka #zuko #sokka

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daemonmage · 12 days

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One time in Gotham there was this tiny coffee shop that was being investigated for embezzlement but it turns out that it was just Bruce Wayne tipping way more than necessary.

#batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #dcu #only in gotham #this is silly #dc headcanon

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simping-for-red-flags · 2 months

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