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reblog if you think helen distortion deserves at least one (1) forehead kiss
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“Oh those mystery horror podcasts you like-“
Hi hello you have triggered an unskippable cutscene where I tell you all about the Magnus Archives. You cannot leave.
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Statement of Vlad Dracula, regarding his flow. Statement begins:
Im moving different, this shit ain't nothing to me, man.
I'm smoking that nasty, mint condition, Mr. Bonzo branded zaza.
I'm snorting that shit that got me looking like Michael Shelley.
I must be in a Lonely domain they forgot that I'm him.
Eating so much Puss they call me the avatar of The Flesh.
She ride my dick so good I'm calling her The Boneturner
How can I be gay? My vase is homophobic!
Looked at the sky and it was looking back at me. Then I got straight back to fucking.
I was flipping bricks for Jonah Magnus before yall even became a Type 1 civilisation.
Shorty's ass so tight I call her The Buried
Smoking so much cush I triggered The Unknowing
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#the magnus protocol#tmagp#horror podcast#rusty quill#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#magnus archives#tmagp shitpost#tma shitpost#tma spoilers
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love you john han
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Imagine you’re just a middle schooler in their eye doodle phase in the TMA universe and the ceaseless watcher decides that means you’re calling out to it and makes you an avatar who can like idk see through every eye you doodled anywhere
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the archives team trying to assign one of the fear entities to the statement but they're doing it like differential diagnosis on house md
#cursed antique? must be a spiral#no there were no fractals on it and besides it made a person dissapear? checks for the stranger#but wouldn't the stranger have also replaced the victim not just vanish them#im calling the lonely#jon: and IM gonna have LUNCH#everyone: ugh typical mr sims!!! *sigh* *eyeroll*#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#tma shitpost#the archivist
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look at the sky. it's looking back.
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peter lukas ?
#tma#the magnus archives#peter lukas tma#tma peter lukas#peter lukas#tma shitpost#tma the lonely#the lonely
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Tmagp ep 18 spoilers!
GEORGE MY DARLING!!! WELCOME BACM.
Alice please stfu for 5 seconds I beg of you.
Gwen is honestly starring to grow on me more then I expected and I wanna give her a hug.
"Who keeps taking George's face" STFU STFU WE ARE NOT GOING THIS AGAIN GOD DAMN IT
#the magnus pod#tmagp#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tma shitpost#magnus protocol#magpod#tma#tmagp spoilers
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jonathan is 36 as of 2024..... he should've been at the club...... or maybe not since he would get overstimulated. she should've been at the book club!!!!!!!!1
SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN AT THE BOOK CLUB!!!!!!
#jonah is 203 years old now. she should be the one at the club i think#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tma shitpost
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Go say hi shes so sweet :3333
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#art#artists on tumblr#drawing#illustration#digital art#fanart#artwork#original art#my art#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus pod#the magnus archives#tma shitpost#tma fanart#helen distortion#tma helen#the Magnus archives Helen#magnus archives#magnus archive fanart#the distortion#tma the distortion
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I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:
The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.
I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
#tma#the magnus institute#has this joke been made already#tma shitpost#tma jon#this is about the magnus archives#magnus archive#the magnus archive#the eye#tma the eye#the magnus archives#magnus archives#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#jon sims#ceaseless watcher#the ceaseless watcher#tma reference#tma podcast
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More memes cos this man was a legend
#the magnus archives#tma fandom#jonathan sims#tma#martin blackwood#tma shitpost#tma memes#honestly what a legend#ice 1 coffin 0#man really said 'nope not getting spooky on my watch'
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uh oh
UH OH
#my hand slipped#i’m sorry#tma#the magnus archives#tma shitpost#digital art#my art#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#miku binder#miku binder jefferson#awful awful awful
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tma has ruined all media for me i now want everything i consume to be gay, tragic and wildly confusing
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