we all joke about how kieran went VGC because he had an incineroar on his team and how much of a tryhard he is. but i know the Truth.
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I am sorry.. most of us don’t really want to upset you, sometimes we don’t understand what we say is stupid or offensive, really
* (He doesn't even read it.)
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whoops *trips on my own feet and land face first onto Bi-Han’s huge tits*
(i can’t figure out anatomy for the life of me bru)
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Breakfast steak for Mr. Hale
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hakita once said that v1 is not the main character of ultrakill and i've always found this idea so cool in the sense that we get to explore a narrative that absolutely does not give a shit about us. though our actions as v1 have large and devastating effects (cough gabriel cough) the character of v1 undergoes no changes. this isn't about us! we're simply going through the world with no clear intent to change it. shit just happens and we're there to be a bloody witness.
...that said, i find it infinitely more interesting that v2 plays a similarly insignificant role in the story. that v2 is another poor thing that the story doesn't give a shit about. it is one of two (so far) recurring bosses and what happens to it? it fucking DIES! except v2 gets development. except v2 has some clear intent when it seeks revenge. v2's arc is so similar to gabriel's except it is doomed by the narrative—sadder yet, it is abandoned by the narrative! v2 is living in a story that does not give a shit about it but it's somehow sadder to me....
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here are some tfp megatron doodles i did while wine-drunk and watching my telenovela.
i cannot stop thinking about... what if tfp megs could also take off his helmet...
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The now worried about the unpredictable, finds comfort in the memories.
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Official Unnamed MC
Keiki is here~! @theywhodraws is the lovely artist who made this! so go check them out, they have amazing stuff!
Expressions, beware the Enraged Mother--
and Mediative State! Keiki~
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Okay I know you all want Eddie to completely lose it when Buck gets hurt, but I raise you: Eddie going into combat mode and being the one to perform CPR all the way to the hospital, basically holding Buck's heart in his hands, and then just collapsing once Buck is wheeled into the ER and the glass doors close. Bonus points if someone else then notices that Eddie is also injured but didn't even notice.
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