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Damian : what you mean I’m going to a farm for the summer
Bruce: it’s for two weeks the Kent’s invited us and it be nice to have an vacation
Damian: but it’s ew a farm i thought us Wayne’s had class
Bruce: Damian no don’t talk like that and beside there’s chicken you can hold a chicken or something
Damian who’s already thinking of ways how to steal a chicken and bring them back to the manor :fine
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The Wayne family coming home very late at night and Damianis faked sleeping so he gets carried to his bed
bruce obviously knows his son is faking it so he and Tim decided to have a little fun with it
Bruce gently lifts up Damian arm and hand
tim recording on his phone:alright tik tok me and Bruce wanted to see if this is true so apparently if you lift up the sleeping child arm up in the air and it stay there that mean their actually asleep go ahead Bruce
Bruce let’s go and Damian arm stays up in the air
Bruce with a light rich man chuckle :ah see that mean he’s sleeping better take this one to bed
Tim :yup good idea Bruce take him to bed
Bruce gently picked up Damian and gently walked him inside
Damain internal monologue: haha got them again world greatest detective my butt 
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Honestly mood valid ass reaction 
Call Damian bratty all you want but I would be pissed too if I went from eating ethnic food my whole life to chicken that looks like its been cooked with just salt and pepper
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Batman at a justice league meeting
Superman: Batman you doing alright
Batman: Robin cooked breakfast for the family
Wonder Woman : aww that adorable what the little warrior make
Batman: his famous chocolate chip scramble egg
Green lantern dying laughing: I bet that was delicious
Superman: it was a nice gesture so you didn’t eat breakfast
Batman: he watch me eat every single bite I didn’t have the heart to not eat it
Meanwhile
Damian: I made my baba eat chocolate chip scramble, eggs for cutting my screen time short yesterday
Jon as he gives Damian a fist bump : nice
#dc comics#damian wayne#jonathan kent#superman#supersons#batman#green lantern#wonder woman#breakfast#dc robin#idk how to tag this
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Damian: do you guys know where babies come from
Tim:nope I’m staying out of this
Damian: I thought you were a nerd drake
Dick: you might be too young for the-
Jason: the daddy give the mommy a cell she taker cares of it till it’s a baby
Damian: thank you Jason
Damian walked off somewhere
Dick: Good thinking Jay making simple and kid friendly than actually telling him
Jason: I have no idea how it works other then what I said to the baby
Tim:wait what didn’t you take sexed
Jason: I died before I ever actually got the talk
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Damian holding a cry baby doll
Damian: Baba my doll won’t stop crying
Bruce: aw did you try the off switch !
Damian: of course I tried the off switch
Bruce: Damian !
Damian: sorry i snapped she been like this all day
Bruce takes the baby doll and smack the back of against a table and it stop crying
Bruce: here you go , that never worked on you
Damian: hah hah
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Red Robin hiding from a criminal
Criminal: hands touching hands reaching out touching me touching you sweet Caraline
Red Robin with his bow staff hitting the criminal: BAH BAH BAH!
Red Robin after he get the criminal in custody: dammit that songs is stuck in my head 
#dc comics#damian wayne#batboys#batfam#jason todd#tim drake#dc robin#dick grayson#bruce wayne#sweet caroline
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Damian being nosy as he goes through his father wallet and pulled out a condom
Damian: what’s this baba
Bruce: something i should have used with your mother
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Damian and Jason at family owned store
Damian about to shoplift a bag of chips
Jason smacked Damian hand :no bad bad don’t make me get the spray bottle
Damian frustrated: first stop treating me like a cat and second it’s just 3 dollars who cares
Jason: this is a small business we don’t shoplift
Damian: stop being a hypocrite you shoplift all the time like that beer case from Walmart
Jason: that’s because that’s a chain store with shitty policy and corporate greed this is a small business people trying to make a living
Damian: so only big stores chains
Jason: exactly now I’ll buy these chips then we can go to Walmart and you can get me beer
#dc comics#damian wayne#batboys#batfam#jason todd#shoplifting#dc robin#red hood#idk how to tag this#bored#give me attention
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Damian and Jon walking through a store for Damian to get the stuff he needs
Jon being forced to come:I guess I’ll just stroll through the candy aisle and not get any
Damian the one who’s paying: you can get two candies
Jon with a big ass golden retriever smile: TWO and practically started running
Damian smirk and rolled his eyes: big dummy
Jon came back holding a 26 lbs gummy bear: this count as one
#dc comics#damian wayne#jonathan kent#golden retriever#cute#gummy#idk how to tag this#i’m bored#damijon
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Damian coming back from the park complaining to Bruce
Bruce: Damian you can’t just yell at another kid at the park for an accident
Damian: Accident or not He hit Titus !
Bruce: With a rubber ball go back to the park and apologize
Damian: No I won’t that boy can go the heck for all I care
Bruce:Damian you can’t-
Tim: Proud of you I wouldn’t apologize to the kid either 
Damian thought for a moment and give a frustrated sigh and walked out to the park to apologize to the kid
Tim: Don’t i know my little brother
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Damian: Mother, do I have a fever?
Talia: Let me check. *presses lips to his forehead*
Bruce: Ya know, we have a thermometer.
Talia: Do you have to be so white all the time?
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how abt some brotherly affection between jason & damian?
he is happy to see his lil brother
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I like to think Ra’s spoils Damian because he loves his little demon and to spite Brice for rejecting his offer to lead the league
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Ra’s: What you mean my grand baby is on punishment
Bruce: He’s grounded for fighti-
Ra’s slammed the flip phone shut
Ra’s: Not in my league you bicth
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Ra’s: Yeah i know i bought him a game yesterday and bought him another
Bruce: you can’t just give him everything he wan-
slammed the flip phone shut
Ra's:Shut your ass up
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Ra’s: Yeah he wanted to wear his league uniform to school so I let him
Bruce:The school has mandatory unifo-
Slammed the flip phone shut
Ra’s Get off my phone
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Ra’s picking up the phone
Ra’s: hello
Bruce :You can’t undermine me as his fat-
Slammed the flip phone shut
Ra’s : And goodbye
#dc comics#damian wayne#ra’s al ghul#dami is baby#ra’s as in-law#ra’s spoiling his grand baby#Batman#dc robin#the league of assassins
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Damian school days series 
Prologue Part 2
Bruce is with Damian in the library
Damian: Father is there something you need I’m in middle reading the art of war it’s quite interesting book
Bruce: How would you like if I sent you to an  academy to further your education
Damian: No need I can teach myself just tell what subject you want me to study and I’ll learn it on my own
Bruce: Damian i think it’s best if I sent you to school starting next semester
Damian: If you think it’s for the best then I won’t argue against it
Bruce:That was easier then I thought it will be
Damian: I just have one request I don’t want to share a class with drake
Bruce: Oh you’re not going high school you’re going to an elementary school
Domain: No I rather share a class with drake then be surrounded by children 
Bruce: Damian kiddo you are a child your only 8 years old and it’s important for children including you to have a proper education and socialize with kids your own age you might even make lasting friendships
Damian: I already have friends Jon and Billy I don’t need more
Bruce: Damian Billy is 13 i wouldn’t say that near your age and Jon is a great friend of yours but he’s a 3 hour drive away and you don’t always get to see him besides from y’all super sons portals even then it’s just hero work
Damian pouts silently
Bruce: Look kiddo when your mother sent you to me I promise to myself to try to give you a regular childhood
Damian: I doubt most American children live in big mansion or don’t have an elephant named Dumbo 
bruce: A somewhat normal childhood kiddo you’re my son and I want what’s best for you and I believe that best is being around other children like yourself
Damian: I guess…. you’re not sending me to an away school are you
Bruce: Kiddo no it’s just for a few hours a day I’m not going to send you anywhere where I can’t reach you
Damian: Okay I’ll give it try but I probably won’t like it
Bruce: Who knows maybe you will like it
Bruce ruffled Damian hair
Damian: Do I need supplies
Bruce: Yes you would how about next week you could go with Tim and pick out a backpack pencil case folders and anything else you may need or want
Damian: Alright baba
Bruce gave a soft smile to Damian before he left the library
Damian couldn’t explain it but he was nervous he doesn’t know why

Previously Next (will be a link soon)
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Damian Jon after saving the world from mind controlling parasites finally gets a chance to process everything
Damian and Jon let’s out the breath they been holding the whole time
Damian puts his hands on his face: fuck
Jon just crying
Damian screamed ahhhhh fuck ! Ugh fuck !
Jon: I can’t fucking do this anymore !
Damian: that was seriously fucked up we almost died!
Jon: multiple times where the hell they get a fucking kryptonite machine gun 
Damian: I don’t fucking know if it weren’t for you Cauterization my fucking leg i would have bleed out
Jon and Damian both scream: AHHHH
Jon:fuck!
Damian that was insane that was pure luck I wasn’t in control of that situation at all !
Jon goes back to : AHHHH
Damian he’s trembling : look at this look at my fucking hands look at this shit
Jon: why do shit like this happened to us this isn’t the first time so mind controlling thing that happened
Damian: I don’t fucking know fuck maybe it’s earth destiny to be mind control and enslaved or some shit 
Jon goes back to cry
Damian: we need a fucking vacation
Jon: we need alcohol and so much therapy 
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