I have a question (and some follow ups) for the batfamily! :D What are there thoughts on Jon? Is his crush on Damian obvious to them? And are they either protective over Damian or do they ironically feel bad for Jon?
There’s this weird idea that Damian can’t ever pine for Jon but like… it comes from this weirder idea that Damian is unfeeling but he’s actually repressed while being someone who feels tremendously. He definitely loves harder and I refuse to think otherwise.
So y’all know that one episode in s3 of smallville where the cheerleaders make like love chemistry or whatever, feed t to the football players, and Chloe drinks it and shows up at Clark’s house in his jersey
The Jersey thing but with damijon
could have be doused with some kind of pollen??? Toxin?? That no fear toxin maybe??
it's been a hell of a week, and you know what I could go for right now? Some good, quality super sons content. I want to see Jon and damian being adorable together because those poor little boys deserve it so bad. I want them going on a first date, or Jon going to Kon for advice, or maybe even some future content where they move in together.
And you know what else? I want some good batfam. It's been a minute since I've read a fic where the batfam actually helps and cares for Damian.
The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)
bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.
Roy: That’s my sweater?
Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…
Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes
Kon: how do you know?
Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???
Jon, given the option of marrying l Damian or noodles, would you still prefer to marry noodles? I'm not saying you like him or anything, I'm just saying, given the option...👀
I mean, totally hypothetically of course. Or like... for taxes and stuff... -Jon
clark grounds jonathan from his phone, and promptly receives a message from damian saying.
"Clark,
I am aware of the need for consequence in a child's upbringing. However, Jon and I have important matters to attend to, which you have interrupted by disallowing his use of a mobile device. I do not deem it necessary to inform you of the explicit details of those matters, but you must know that they are of an urgent nature.
May I have you reminded of who carries the Green K on them at all times, and whom that could be fatal to.
Do you know any fics where dami and jon are like in the wonder woman volume they appeared, like a old married couple fighting all the time and then just kissing passionatly after fighting over some stupid shit?
Unfortunately, I do not read a lot of Damijon fanfiction but I do not think there are a lot of fics where they are older and married but just older and dating.
I will take this opportunity to share a headcanon though!
Married Damian reminds me of WW23. I just really think that if Damian and Jon married Damian would knowingly start arguements for no reason that just would only make sense to him and Jon’s fuming because it makes him wanna squeeze the life out of him. He’ll enter a room and sense that something is off with Damian by the way he’s acting and he’ll be like, “What is it and how is it my fault?”
It gets to a point where Damian will be pseudo arguing with Jon and Jon stops for a second to show him minimal affection like a hug or a kiss and Damian’s brain just glitches and he’s like… “I forgot what I was even mad at you for…” 🥲
They’re just so in love like Jon couldn’t even imagine saving the world if Damian’s not in it, y’know?
I also think Jon can notice any subtle changes in Damian’s features and attitude, he can read him better than anyone else. I also feel like Jon would naturally struggle with Damian’s sleep schedule when they live together because when two people sleep together they often subconsciously wake up when the other person first does.