[This is when Damian first meets Stephanie and Tim does introductions]
Damian : [In recovery after a particularly bad patrol, which makes him a bit uninhibited, looking up when he sees Tim and a blonde and purple concoction of a vigilante in front of him] What in the fuck-knuckles is this?
Jason : [Was peacefully bandaging himself up but ended up ruining it in a fit of laughter] HAHAHA-! Ow!
Tim : She's Stephanie, or Spoiler, you intolerant shit. AND, our sister-
Jason : [Coughing] Your ex-
Tim : SHUT UP! Now, Damian-
Damian : Woah, pump your hate-brakes, fox and friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date with you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [Is, very judgementally, looking at Tim up and down]
Jason : [Is full on shaking on his med-bed, howling] HE- HE! -PINKIE PIE! BAHAHA-
Tim : WHA-?! You're not supposed to know THAT!
Damian : You'd be surprised by how much I know, and Todd just furthered my suspicions.
Stephanie : I like you, do you want to know more about Tim's bad life choices? [Absolutely beaming in happiness by being compared to Pinkie Pie and with Tim's current situation]
Damian : I would like to.
Damian : [Looks at Tim] You found a great girl, Drake. I just wonder what she saw in you.
Tim : SHUT UP, DAMIAN!
Stephanie : Thanks, Dames!
This was from Deadpool with a little bit of my creative liberties! ^^
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[Damian, recently drugged by Scarecrow's gas -NOT FEARGAS- but JUST gas. That's what scared everyone THE MOST]
Pennyworth : [Is serving some cold water for his Young Master, knowing he prefers it chilling, but a bit cautiously knowing his current predicament] Young Master Damian, your water with exactly 3 ice cubes-
Damian : [Very much not paying attention, just spacing out and fiddling with his bandages] The cold doesn't exist, it is a mere concept society made to conquer heat's absence.
Pennyworth : Ah... Yes, Young Master Damian.
___
Bruce : [Is standing by Damian's room, wanting to ask questions, mostly about what he's feeling regarding Scarecrow's latest concoction] Damian? Can I enter?
Damian : Of course you can enter, Father.
Bruce : Thank you, Damian. [About to step in-]
Damian : But may you?
Bruce :... Ah.
[The BatKids, just right behind him snickering in amusement]
Jason : *Whispering* Whoop-Whoop! The Grammar Police! [Laughing]
Dick : Well... He is right, Bruce. Because, you can but may you?
Tim : He reminds me of Mrs. Smith.
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[It was early morning, and Tim was already awake, lounging on a chair while waiting for breakfast. But he wasn't aware he had company]
Tim : [Texting on his phone]
Damian : You look like a ladybug.
Tim : AH!- Oh, Damian... Whew, it's just you. [ Is scared out of his wits, almost hitting Damian with his phone as a reflex]
Damian : That should be scarier.
Tim :... True.
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Tim : Hey... Damian? [He called after breakfast was done]
Damian : What.
Tim : [Tentatively] What did you mean... By me looking like a ladybug?
Damian : I am not sure as to why I've called you a ladybug, you just reminded me of one. Do you want to see my sketches of you as a ladybug?
Tim :... You made sketches of me?
Damian : Hm. [Just shrugged his shoulders, wanting to go back to his room]
Tim : I... I would like to, to see. That is. Yes.
Damian : Then follow, Drake.
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Jason : What is happening to him? [Is motioning to Damian hanging out with Tim, very, very surprised seeing and hearing not one single fight]
Dick : I don't know, Jay-Jay, but I'm warming up to it!
Jason :...
Dick :...
Jason : The gas?
Dick : The gas.
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Dick : Hey, Baby Bat! Whatchu' doing? [All sunshine and rainbows, sparkly, while leaning over Damian's frame]
Damian : I'm drawing you as DiscoWing.
Dick : Oh, Baby Ba-! [Tearing up in his feels before-]
Jason : NO! [Actually LAUNCHED himself at Dick before he was about to even suggest a resurrection of his past version of Nightwing]
Tim : Damian. No.
Damian : Damian, yes.
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Damian : [With Barbara, Cassandra, Stephanie, and Duke -having a Spa Day] You all are quite good company.
Duke : Thanks, Lil' B!
Stephanie : I know, right?! I always wonder why Tim and Co. never accept my invitations to unwind and relax after a SERIOUSLY so horrible day-
Barbara : You didn't give an invite, Steph.
Stephanie : Oh, shush! Hmph, so what if I want to keep Damian to myself?! He's such a cutie-pie when gassed!
Barbara : [Is shaking her head in fondness] I'm sorry about her, Damian. She's quite insensitive.
Damian : I don't mind.
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Cassandra : Healed?
Damian : Since last night.
Cassandra : Cunning. :]
Damian : Thank you.
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