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every single Robin ever: does Bruce even really like me? am I just a sidekick to him?
Bruce in Lucius Fox’s office for the seventeenth time that week: where the hell are the kid-sized Kevlar capes Lucius? I gave you those designs six hours ago why don’t I have capes—
#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#thoughts#he’s an annoying Karen but#Lucius gets it#so he lets it slide#wayne enterprises#Robin#robins#good dad bruce wayne#Bamf Bruce wayne#protective Bruce Wayne
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Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?
He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.
He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.
He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.
So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.
It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.
He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.
To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.
So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.
Which.
No. No no no no no.
Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.
He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.
If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#lucius fox aggressively shoving Danny into higher education#and already putting in a good word for him in via Bruce#“oh you wanted to be an astronaut and a medical issue and grades are preventing that?”#“fantastic news the WatchTower is built different and has competent medical staff on board u want in?”#danny's thrilled ofc#not the astronaut he thought he'd be but like#close enough#sweet#sam disowned her parents after getting out of the house#so there went her college fund#Tucker got into Gotham U on like all the scholarships#but now Danny and Sam don't have to work their butts off to keep all three of them fed#while waiting for Tucker to finish his bachelors#now they get to go to college too#AND have money for living expenses
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All the crew needed to be ok again was a shared art project to help the injured local cat they recently adopted.
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The cat in question.
#don't worry he's getting his shots soon#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death s2 spoilers#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#izzy hands#oluwande#jim jimenez#lucius spriggs#fang ofmd#roach ofmd#wee john#frenchie#black pete#wee john feeney#oluwande boodhari#mine#gif
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Merry Christmas, don’t forget to kiss your ship’s unicorn for good luck
#i didn’t have any energy the last few days to draw anything proper for christmas so you’re unfortunately getting this thing I doodled#then scrapped for being too meh last week. sorry#our flag means death#izzy hands#stede bonnet#frenchie#lucius spriggs#fang#roach#jim jimenez#archie#wee john#black pete#my art#my art crap#cliopadra blabbers on#Christmas
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Draco in second year like: Did you hear? Ginny Weasley has a crush on Harry Potter. How embarrassing. Can you imagine? Can you imagine someone being attracted to Harry Potter? I couldn't. I mean what's he got besides his stupid scar and his stupid hair and his stupid green eyes and his Seeker skills and his heroics?
Can you believe someone is actually attracted to that? I can't. It must be so embarrassing for her friends. Imagine having to put up with that. Imagine if someone just talked about Harry Potter all the time. It would drive me mad.
The entirety of Slytherin House: ...........
#Pansy and co had to put up with so much.#i will never get over the fact that canonically in the books draco talked about harry so much that lucius had to yell at him to stop#drarry#Harry Potter#Draco Malfoy#Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets#Harry Potter book 2#my post
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Our Flag Means Death 2x5 | You have no fucking idea what I've been through.
(requested by anon)
#gif request#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmd gifs#ida.stuff#ofmd 2x5#lucius spriggs#black pete#lupete#i am slowly getting around to requests now!!#whole scenes like this just take a lot of time#the psd for this set is 2GB akdfhjks#my poor laptop
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okay confession time: when lucius got on one knee to propose, i first thought he was gonna give pete a blowjob 💀
#i love them and i’m so glad we’re gonna get that lupete wedding we’ve always wanted but ya girl has a filthy mind 🫠#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#lucius x black pete#lucius spriggs#black pete#ofmd s2 spoilers#ella.stuff
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You could tell me you ship Izzy Hands with literally any ofmd character and I would think “yeah makes sense” and I think that’s beautiful.
#our flag means death#izzy hands#ofmd#stizzy#edizzy#steddyhands#izzy x lucius#izzy x frenchie#izzy x blackbeard#izzy x stede#izzy x ed#izzy x fang#izzy x everyone#you get the point#ofmd izzy
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Draco: Bye, Father! I’m going on my date with Harry now!
Lucius: Just a minute! Which font do you like better, Draco? The left or the right one? Personally, I adore the left one, it really shows the elegance in yours and Potter’s names. However, your mother prefers the right one.
Draco: …is that a wedding invitation?
Lucius: Yes! We should be prepared!
Draco: Father, it’s our first date, Harry’s not going to propose to me!
Lucius: Not going to propose? Then why the hell have I been listening to you talk about Potter on and on for the last 15 years?
#drarry#lucius: get married or i’ll get you two married rn#incorrect drarry quotes#do not repost#daddiesdrarry on instagram#harry potter#draco malfoy#incorrect harry potter quotes#drarry squad#drarry gang#incorrect hp#harry x draco#lucius malfoy#lucissa#draco x harry#harry potter x draco malfoy#drarry textpost#drarry imagines#drarry ship#hp ships#hp imagine#hp text post#hp#hp fandom#incorrect hp quotes#hpdm
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OFMD Week Day 1: Favorite QAR Crew Member
Fang 🖤🐶🏴☠️
#OFMD#OFMDWeek2023#Our Flag Means Death#ofmd gifs#ofmdsource#ofmdedit#ofmdblog#ofmddaily#Fang#David Fane#Edit#so my favorite REVENGE crew member is lucius lucius my best friend lucius#and i of course saw lucius getting love today (as he Should)#so then i was like#i think i should set my sights on my favorite sweetheart from the 'OTHER' crew#because I JUST RECENTLY SAID I DON'T GIVE HIM ENOUGH LOVE#SO MMMMMMMMMM FANGY TIME LMAO <3#SWEET DARLING FANG
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Don't mind me showering Izzy with love, because I can [Songlink]
Single Pictures under the Cut
#ofmd#ofmd s2#izzy hands#frenchie ofmd#jim jimenez#archie ofmd#lucius spriggs#john feeney#fang ofmd#roach ofmd#steddyhands#edward teach#stede bonnet#that took forever i swear#couldnt come up with a more fitting song so you'll get this one
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I guess Pete got the cat collar back?
#the rest of the crew was planning a party and getting tortured#and they had no clue#good for them#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2 spoilers#lucius spriggs#black pete#lucius/pete#lupete
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leaked scene from season 2
#i spent literal hours getting this to look right please give me attention#i had to mask out everyone's hands frame by frame#our flag means death#ofmd#mean girls#lucius spriggs#edward teach#gifset#shitpost
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I'm simply in love with this scene 🖤.
When Draco fell off his broom, Severus literally jumped out of his skin -just like the mama bear he is- but Lucius was just like "Huh, whose son is he? Definitely not mine."
#it's so them#the only thing jkr get it right#-In my world Snucius is real they fuck like rabbits and Draco is their son#the awkward elephant: that's beautiful katie#it's that tiktok audio but make it snucius#anyways#they're the best hp ship fight me#wait... why do we have a trope where severus is harry's parent (severitus) but we don't have one where he is draco's parent?#that's suspicious#that's weird#snucius#lucius malfoy#severus snape#draco malfoy#harry potter#harry potter ships#draco lucius malfoy#lucius and severus#severus and lucius#lucius x severus#severus x lucius#lucius and snape#snape and lucius#lucius x snape#snape x lucius#quidditch#pro severus snape#professor snape#pro snape#snape
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funeral for a pet eel call that a funereel
#i love it when romans get weird about eels#this isnt crassus the triumvir btw it's lucius crassus cos95#beeps
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Cleaned up a little sketch I had…👀🍷
I support Izzy being dominated by literally anyone on that ship!
I got a note from his doctor saying it would lower his blood pressure.
And I also reaaaally like drawing Lucius being a flirty little minx, so it all ads up!
#grey art#fan art#ofmd fanart#ofmd#our flag means death#lucius spriggs#izzy hands#izzy x lucius#sprizzy#oh these ship names#I’m so in love with Izzy I hope he gets put in so many situations in s2!
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