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maskenjager · 30 days
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Nines: Gavin. You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.
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crayonverse · 1 year
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Holiday: I’M REX’S MOTHER, LET ME IN!
Breach: Rock, paper, scissors for who has to talk to Rex’s mom.
Circe: Deal.
(Breach wins)
Circe: It’s a game of chance, how do you always win?
Breach: You always pick paper.
Circe: That is not true, here let’s go again.
(Breach wins)
Circe: One more time.
(Breach wins)
Circe: ... One more time.
Breach: Just go.
Circe: Fine!
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blackpnk · 5 months
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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1
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blakbonnet · 5 months
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actual scene from the show that was cut
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sokka: i think i just figured something out. i gotta go. zuko: aren't you forgetting something? sokka: uh...[kisses zuko's forehead] zuko: no, pay your bill! damn, who raised you?
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benevolenterrancy · 9 months
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i really do love that lan wangji is secretly an enormous bitch to jiang cheng specifically it's seriously too funny
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Stede is such a mood and I am here for it!
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zetadraconis11 · 3 months
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HL Incorrect Quotes #99
*as Aurors*
MC, pointing at a map: He says his dealer hangs out here. He said he'll point him out to us. So you approach on foot from the south. And me and Natty will be in Disillusionment here.
Sebastian: Whoa, whoa... "Me and Natty"? Didn't you mean "Natty and I"?
MC: ...Oh, Merlin.
Sebastian: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified?
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theotherbuckley · 11 months
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*After a dangerous call*
Buck: Oh, thank god. My husband and my dad are here. I mean, Captain Dad. I mean, I know who my dad is. It's you. Hi, Eddie.
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Baron Draxum: Why is no one having a good time I specifically requested it.
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wazzi2ya · 2 months
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Charlie: Today's activity will be thinking about our past mistakes and understanding why what we did was wrong, and grow from it! Does anyone want to go first?
Husk: Don't look at me, I know what I did and don't regret it. Neither does this guy, by the way *points thumb at Alastor*
Vaggie: You mean the serial murders? Yeah, can't imagine you'd feel bad about killing five people.
Alastor: Eleven.
Vaggie: What?
Alastor: I killed eleven people, they could only trace me back to five.
Alastor: The secret is eating the evidence.
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opalescentidiot · 9 months
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nagi receiving a gift: oh reo, i can’t take this. this is clearly not cash and i don’t have time in my life to return things.
loki: were you gonna finish your sentence? it felt like you were going to say that you’re sorry.
rin: yeah i did? tokimitsu heard me.
tokimitsu: uh, i would remember if someone said my catchphrase.
karasu: writing things down is nerdy? what do you do instead?
otoya: i just forget stuff like a cool person.
bachira: but first, i gotta grab a healthy breakfast.
isagi: are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
bachira: …breakfast burrito but yeah
kaiser: the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because i’m great at it.
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paul-newmans-sauce · 4 months
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totally real thing that happened in the movie
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francesderwent · 1 year
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heytheredeann · 1 year
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