Buck: “So, maybe we both have daddy issues?”

Tommy: “I don’t. I do have daddy solutions though.”

incorrect tweets pt 13/?

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

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Captain Gerrard: Buckley, did you wash the fire engine?

Buck: No, I did not.

Captain Gerrard: And why would that be?

Buck: Because it's June, which means I'm not responsible for any of my actions and if you try to make me complete any tasks you are homophobic. Right Hen?

Hen: Sorry cap, but he is correct, we both have gay month immunity.

buck: did you know-

kidnapper: oh my god do you ever shut up?!

buck: *tears up* i'm sorry

kidnapper: look i'm just here to get ransom from your parents-

buck: *laughs* mum and dad don't care about me, we'll be here forever waiting

kidnapper: bobby and athena don't care about you?

buck: what- oh you meant THOSE parents, oh yeah you're screwed

kidnapper: what-

athena: *kicks the door open* WHERE'S MY BABY?!

kidnapper: *screams*

buck: hi mama!

athena: hi buckaroo!

bobby: kid you gotta stop getting yourself in these situations my heart can't take it!

*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*

Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.

Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?

Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-

Bobby: -you're hired.

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Bobby: So... what’s goin’ on?

Buck: You want the long version or the short version?

Bobby, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Buck: Shit’s fucked.

Bobby: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

Bobby: I really don't think you should drink any more coffee today. Buck: no. coffee cures depression. Bobby: I don't think that's how it works- Buck: More espresso, less depresso. Eddie: Facts.

The 118 on social media part 5/?

Tommy: Where do you go every morning? I wake up at 3 in the morning and you're not there Buck: Oh... I go downstairs to the gym to lift weights Tommy: At 3 in the morning? What are you training for some kinda bodybuilding competition? You're getting jacked, by the way. Buck: No, I just wanna be able to pick you up and fuck you against the wall Tommy: Tommy: Are you calling me heavy? Buck: What? No! That's not what I'm saying! Tommy, turning away from him in the bed: Well, it sure sounds like it! Buck: I just meant all my previous partners, I've been able to pick them up- Tommy: So you ARE calling me fat? Buck: I think I should shut up now. I am really bucking this up. Tommy: I'd say so, yeah. Oh and Evan? Buck: Yeah Tommy: Get out Buck: This is my room Tommy: I said what I said

Buck: “So maybe we both have daddy issues?”

Tommy: “I don’t”

Buck: “But you think I do?”

Tommy: “God I hope so”

Buck: “So… you like to be called daddy then?”

Tommy: “Uh. Not really actually. I’m into plenty of kinky shit, but not like that. ”

Buck: “Then wtf did you say ‘God I hope so?!’”

Tommy: “It just kinda slipped! I was just going with the flow!”

Buck: “Oh thank god, because I don’t think I’m into that either.”

Tommy: “You can call me that though.”

Buck: “Call you what?”

Tommy: “God. Pretty much any variation of slut. Good boy. Even good girl on occasion. Sugar pie honey bunch. Master. Beast. Evan’s Pretty Pretty Princess. Your Royal Highness. Lord Cumquads. Grand Supreme Commando. Tommy, Thomas, Tom Tom, your precious Tomcat, Mr Hot Pilot Kinard. Sir-Flies-A lot. Just not Daddy…. Or late for dinner.”

incorrect tweets pt 14/?

Buck: Okay, truth or dare?

Eddie: Truth

Buck: How many hours have you slept this week?

Eddie:

Eddie: ...Dare

Buck: Go to bed.

Eddie: I don’t like this game.

*how the bucktommy date actually went* Buck: So maybe we both have daddy issues. Tommy, looking pointedly: I don't. Buck: But you think I do? Tommy: God I hope so. Me, watching:

Chris: Having gay parents is horrible! I mean, getting twice the usual amount of dad jokes is driving me insane.

Harry: Yeah, whenever I stay with my dad and David, they try to out dad joke the other while I cringe in the background.

Denny: You know what's worse? Getting stuck in an infinite loop of "Go ask your mom!"