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not-quite-so-intrepid-hero · 29 days

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honestly qpr bad kids polycule is so fun. Smooch the homies. Adaine is dating Fabian, who is dating gorgug, and Kristen, who with gorgug are both dating fig. Riz isn’t dating anyone but he gets to sleep in the Alaska king bed too

This is how it all starts, post Freshman Year:

- Fig kisses Gorgug on Tour: His lips tingle for days where her enthusiasm pressed against him in the heat of the moment, and she forgets in the chaos afterwards and he never says anything, but can’t stop touching his lips every now and then

- (Fig remembers.)

- [[At the end of the summer, Zelda holds his hand softly, smiling sadly, and says that she needs time to figure herself out before they can truly be together. But they hang out a lot during the school year, one of the 7 maidens always dragging their feet behind Z, the two rolling their eyes at Gorgug’s moony eyes, and the utter obliviousness of the Bad Kids]]

- ((Until Penny catches Adaine and Fabian making out in a hallway and thinks there’s finally been a breakthrough))

- ((,, that blows up weeks later))

- Fabian and Adaine first kiss over the summer after Freshman year, and agree to never talk about it again (though it happens 3 more times over sophomore year)

- First: Fabian, Adaine, and Riz are gathered at his office to discuss the events of Freshman year, Riz is caught up in his board as always, and the argument between Fabian and Adaine devolves until finally (and neither knows who initiated) they’re furiously kissing- more like a battle than a sign of affection. Neither wins. They break away sharply, Adaine wiping her mouth before making a frivolous excuse and escaping. In the aftermath, Fabian smoothing out his shirt, he’s grateful that Riz was preoccupied and missed the last minute of confrontation

- (He hadn’t. Riz saw, a swooping feeling in his stomach, like falling off a cliff)

2. Less than a month into sophomore year, Fabian presses Adaine against a wall in an abandoned corridor, baiting her until she bucks against him, biting his lips more than kissing them

3. Fabian kisses her on the way to practice. She’s pouring over books in the library, and barely looks up as they turn to leave. Rolling his eyes, Fabian bend down and presses a kiss against her cheek. She swats at him immediately and he trots off, laughing. “I’ll curse you, Seacaster!” She yells after him

4. Everyone’s over at Fabian’s, and him and Adaine are alone in the yard. He says something dumb, she rolls her eyes, and he presses a thumb against her lips before leaning in. Just as their lips touch, Gorgug opens the door and calls out to them

- (He saw, and he’s worried. The two fight like cats and dogs.)

5. She’s studying in the Library when Fig and Fabian come to harass her. They tell her she’s taking this too seriously and she snaps and says they’re not taking it seriously enough. When she storms out, Fabian follows, pulling gently on her arm and trying to tuck her into an embrace. As his lips brush against the curve of her ear, Adaine pulls away and sneers at him. “I won’t be a standin for my sister again”

- (They don’t talk for awhile.)

- Adaine barges into Kristen and Trackers room later that day to ask K about something, interrupting something intimate, and just loses it. Kristen immediately runs after her and Tracker knows

- Adaine is a mess™️ but Fig and Kristen make sure to pull her out of her over-studying-self-harm sessions and the three of them hangout a lot more. One day they’re busy and shove her at Gorgug- who ends up being incredibly soothing to Adaine’s nerves so they start hanging out a lot. She comes over and studies at the Thistlespring tree. His parents love her

- Gorgug is in love with Fig. Still hung up a bit on Zelda, but he’s starting to see why they broke up (why are all his friends in love with each other and why is he the only one to see it). He doesn’t feel that way about Adaine. It’s different with her. He wraps an arm around her and pulls her into his side one night, when she starts sniffling after bringing up her family, and he knows he loves her, but he’ll never be in love with her. But that’s okay, because this is great too.

- With the girls busy and Gorgug blowing him off a lot of times at/after practice, Fabian starts hanging out with Riz more

- (Gorgug is rage. And he tries not to be, especially to his friends. So he avoids Fabian for a bit, until he can have a conversation with him without spitting at him that he is hurting Adaine constantly)

- (Fabian is hurt too. He thought him and Adaine were getting closer, he doesn’t understand what went wrong, why she’s so mad. So he starts bringing up Aelwyn again. It doesn’t make him feel better)

- Riz is,, not thrilled. (he doesn’t want to be a replacement) but he likes hanging out with Fabian. It takes time away from the mystery, but they go out and get shakes at Basrar’s and mini golf. And it’s so nice (too bad he doesn’t want you that way)

- A week before spring break Fabian jokes about getting his kisses in and Riz slams a book way too hard onto a desk

- Fabian dreams about his friends, in a circle, passing a bottle of elvish wine around a fire. In it, Adaine licks the wine from his lips before leaning to settle in against Gorgug, Kristen and Fig are wrapped together in a blanket, with Fig holding Gorgug’s hand, and Riz is leaning his head against his shoulder, and as Fabian leans down to kiss his forehead- he wakes up

Spring Break Happens. It changes everything and nothing at all (they spend way too much time being messy and misunderstanding each other, but it works out eventually)

I could keep going but I shouldn’t this is already so long lmao, canon-compliant except for Zelda and Gorgug but I could easily adjust that for a long term realization on Zelda’s part over Sophomore year / explains her jealousy yk, and then this doesn’t account for junior year much but it easily could be extended, esp bc they’re on the road so long for the night yorb… the drama continues

To recap:

Fabian is dating Riz and is also with Adaine

Adaine is queerplatonic with Gorgug, has her thing with Fabian, also has a hard-to-explain thing with Kristen

Kristen is with Tracker- who’s cool with the poly stuff (obvi they break up junior year tho so readjust that), Adaine, and Fig (esp with their connection junior year, it’s almost like soulmates who’re dating and primarily with other people)

Fig has Ayda, her and Gorgug do eventually figure it out, and Kristen (Ayda thinks it’s only fitting her paramour is with the greatest wizard of this age and someone who is the cool twilight to Fig’s burning day- if only she knew how right she was)

Gorgug’s with Fig and queerplatonic with Adaine, and knows he’ll find another partner comfortably in the future

Riz is dating Fabian, and that’s all for now and that’s okay (in another version of this him and Gorgug are together as well but that’s not what I envision. Though… hmm)

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theswirlersisterscircus · 2 months

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Because of this post reminding me about the Bad Kidz Parent Polycule, I present to you the Bad Kidz Family Cluster.

[ID: A family tree of all the Bad Kidz and their parents using the updated official art. In the top right corner, Gorgug has a solid green line connecting him and Roz and Gorbag. A dotted green line connects him and Digby and Wilma. Roz, Gorbag, Digby, and Wilma are connected by a solid black line with a question mark below it.

Below that, The Applebees are connected to Kristen, Bucky, Bricker, and Cork by solid green lines. Kristen and Tracker are connected by a solid pink line with a red X crossed through it.

Tracker is connected to "Unknown Parents" by a solid green line. "Unknown Parents" is connected to Jawbone by a solid blue line, and Tracker and Jawbone are connected by a dotted green line with a question mark above it. Adaine is connected to Jawbone by a dotted green line, and Aelwyn is connected to Adaine by a solid blue line.

Jawbone and Sandra Lynn are connected by a pink line. Sandra Lynn and Gorthalax are connected by a pink line with a red X crossed through it, and Fig is connected to them by a solid green line. Gorthalax and Sklonda are connected by a pink line with a question mark below it. Sklonda and Pok are connected by a purple line that is bisected by the skull and crossbones emoji. Riz is connected to them by a solid green line.

Sandra Lynn and Gilear are connected by a purple line with a red X crossed through it. Gilear and Fig are connected by a dotted green line, and he and Hallariel are connected by a pink line. Hallariel and Bill are connected by a purple line that's bisected by a skull and crossbones emoji. Fabian is connected to them by a solid green line, and Fabian and Fig are connected by a dotted blue line. End ID]

Green means parents/children, Blue means siblings, Pink means dating, and Purple means marriage. Dotted lines mean non-biological. The black line means I have no idea what the Thistlesprings and Roz and Gorbag have going on.

I wasn't sure if Gorthalax and Sklonda are actually dating so I put a question mark, and I wasn't sure if Jawbone actually adopted Tracker or was just letting her live with him. Regardless, here's the full family tree. I hope it gets worse <3 thanks for your time.

#nick knacks #i am so fucking tired this took a disgusting amount of time to make #fantasy high #fhjy #i made a version for myself of just the parents and its a fucking circle #the thistlesprings being the only ones not directly a part of the polycule is baffling #considering they seem down for polyamory as long as theyre together lmao #i think by the end of fantasy high this diagram should be unreadable #i think they should be SO messy it would be so funny #also i didnt add a couple people (cathilda ayda gertie nara etc) bc theyre not connecting bad kids with other bad kids #theyre not Part of The Family yknow

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amorhedera6 · 1 month

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i just love the idea of bill and pok hooking up so much because it’s so funny. riz’s dad is hooking up with fabian’s dad. fabian’s mom is engaged to fig’s dad. fig’s other dad is dating riz’s mom. it’s a circle.

then count on sandrah lynn and jawbone, who’ve basically adopted kristen and adaine, fig is basically siblings to all of the bad kids.

it’s also hilarious to me the idea that the thistlesprings, cannon swingers, are the only two parents not in the polycule bc they respect gorgug too much to involve themselves with his friends parents.

but gorgug is still fig’s brother don’t doubt it for a SECOND

#bad kids parent polycule #bad kids #the bad kids #dimenson 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high

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leatherluxe · 2 months

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I hope this helps. I'm only more confused after making this. If I missed something then pretend I didn't. (also if the image failed to attach then... oops, rip)

This is so intense thank you so much

#bad kids parents polycule real #dimension 20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

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animangalover-writes · 6 months

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Special interest? Triggered.

I will now talk about the movie breakfast club for 4 hours straight.

#no literally this is one of my favorite movies #i related to it so much as a teenager #the trauma school brings? the awful home lives? the teacher being a bad person? realizing you're not alone?#yes please. more of that.#im serious i could go on for hours #i could talk about the entire meaning of the movie and still go in depth on each and every character #when is say this movie is a special interest I MEAN IT #also they're all so queer and i firmly believe they should be in a polycule #the breakfast club #special interest #claire standish #john bender #allison reynolds #andrew clark #brian johnson #its so frustrating when people miss the point of this movie because it holds so many important messages that kids still relate to today #and we as adults should listen to and try to make better for them #ok im done talking(for now)#aml speaks #autistic #autism

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azurecanary · 6 days

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Listen, i get that the canon excuse for the Kalina Virus getting passed to Sandra Lynn is that there was overlap between Gorthalax's relationships with her and Sklonda

HOWEVER, IN MY HEAD, Sandra Lynn was old friends to the Gukgaks, during which time she slept with one or both of them

#legitimately this was my honest to god theory until it was confirmed that it was passed through Gorthalax #sandra lynn faeth #sklonda gukgak #pok gukgak #bad kids parent polycule shenanigans #gorthalax the insatiable

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oozeandgoo-art · 2 days

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everyone is sooo in love with vakori on account of le is so cool and smart and deeply pragmatic and is also completely batshit insane

#oc #monochrome #sketch #velan #vakori #rocaim #rocaim and vakori are rex and taz and adder and silas's parents #adder and silas get their looks from vakori; rex and taz to a slightly lesser degree get it from rocaim #rex specifically is like a sharper clone of him. fucks velan up all the time because their personalities are completely totally different #rocaim was very like. gentle and understanding. good with kids and well-liked by basically everyone. a very effective mediator #rex is obviously none of those things lmao. every time he says something particularly insensitive it surprises her for like six years runni #anyway rocaim is in love wtih vakori. velan is in love with vakori. vakori is aro as they come but insanely pragmatic #like. ok le's based loosely off my ex. like. so le's SCARY pragmatic. so fucking cool about it everyone with a brain is specifically like #'woag oh my god le's so pragmatic im in love with her'. anyway eventually le's like 'hi rocaim. here are the objective reasons that i think #that if we got married it would mean i had better standing and more power in the organization we're both committed to. would you be #opposed to possibly getting married with me on the grounds that it would get me respect and power' and rocaim. who is already head over #heels for ler specifically because le makes these kinds of decisions and sees with this kind of logic is like. Absolutely. 100%#then for the next four years of their formal engagement people keep taking rocaim aside and being like hey... i have bad news...#...that leya you're engaged to... le's not romantically interested in you the same way you're romantically interested in ler... le only #wants you because you're an Ath and le wants a voice in the interclan meetsings... and then when Rocaim is like yeah i know #thats why i want to marry ler isnt that like the sexiest fucking reasoning you've EVER heard. no one gets it but velan #who is also in love with ler for the same reasons but has no such claims to power #and who also is not equipped for a polycule nor willing to try to go behind rocaim's back because unfortunately for her. she is also in lov #with rocaim. me when im in love with my friend and my friend's wife and also i'm pretty sure they both reciprocate but they're both #married and i dont really know what to do about it and also all three of us are very Traditional and that is not the Tradition:#and then they both die and she never quite deals with that.#but she DOES get to raise their (surviving) kids :) most of whom are fucking nightmares #life is so difficult for velan. like actually #closerverse #cv

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r0semultiverse · 2 months

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It’s wild to me that some of you have entire discourse accounts dedicated to shipping hate & over analyzing shipping between the anime, manga, & light novels to the point of making harassment campaigns against the authors/writers of the side stories. Yet y’all don’t send the same hate towards Ikemoto & his highly suspect ass art style with the way he draws some of these kids.

#it’s just a bit telling??#do you lot have no life?#there are clearly bigger issues in the naruto & boruto fandom than shipping wars that have been going on since like 2010 #good gods please get over yourselves #naruhina sasusaku narusasu leeten I don’t care!#the konoha 13 are in one giant secret polycule for all I care! boom there’s your solution!#& while we’re at it let’s make Kiba a sensei or a ninja hound class guy rather than a pig!#boom another problem fixed! lmao #Ikemoto & the way he draws these kids is a way more pressing issue than any of your silly shipping wars #if you’re gonna send this off the walls negativity anywhere direct it at the way he draws these children Mikeo Ikemoto is weird as Hell #for the way he draws some of these characters #it’s so hard to recommend boruto & boruto two blue vortex because of this suspect art style #I’m so serious too lmao I really hope studio Pierrot fixes the boruto tbv designs #but who knows how long we’ll be waiting on that #the anime is gonna be on hiatus for a loooooong time with how little room there is for anime-only content in the pacing #* mikio ikemoto my bad I got the spelling wrong & can’t edit tags on the old tumblr mobile #mine #op #naruto #boruto #OBVIOUSLY DONT SEND HATE CAMPAIGNS TOWARDS ANYONE JUST PUTTING AS A LEGAL DISCLAIMER BUT LIKE YKNOW IF YOURE GONNA THROW STONES ANYWAY #might as well throw them somewhere actually useful

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dirtytransmasc · 1 year

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So he pulled a Jake and bagged two hotties…nice. Also ironic considering the original Quaritch gave Jake shit for falling for Neytiri.

Listen, he's a changed man, and he can admit that jake was, in fact, right about certain things.

#maybe having a scary na'vi husband and an even scarier wife isn't so bad #he's there for kisses and cuddle and warcrimes #and subsequently being lectured by a very tired tonowari #him and ronal are besties. bitchy wine moms. war criminals #he gives ronal and tonowari a night off from all the kids #him and tonowari are grill dads. himbos (one of the chaotic malewife variety #the other of the tired dad variety). bro's #ronal #tonowari #quaritch #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #polycule

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clay-pidgeon · 3 months

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cant decide whether mayberry straightened her hair to look like her mom when she was a kid or curled her hair to look less like her mom as an adult

#dove chirps #my stuff #🦩#krillverse #oc: mayberry sweetsunn #being So Normal about her #shes straight married with a dead kid shes in a polycule with a malewife and her childhood best friend shes bad bisexual rep. the worst

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not-quite-so-intrepid-hero · 29 days

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it’s so interesting how the parental polycule developed bc originally i wrote down fanfic notes on a badkid polycule

#like 3 years ago #scooby doo polycule style #is this a bad time to mention my time traveling oracle Adaine / raising Ayda fic #idk the comets had me thinking about it #and how adaine would’ve teleported to every planet that would witness them just to observe fig and aydas love in the cosmos #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #bad kids’ parental polycule #bad kids polycule #fanfic #original

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kakusu-shipping · 1 year

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Royal Polycule Adventures in Parenting and some general Kid Doodles

#Emile's Arts #Royal Polycule #I dunno man I'm iffy bout these doodles some of them don't look right to me for some reason #to BE FAIR to ME #It's my first time drawing Sonic #I don't know WHEN in my brain Mario adopts Sonic and Tails but it Happens before Rosalina shows up #Mario and Bowser both share the bad habit of Collecting Children #It just happens to them #I dunno what this is man I was in my head think thonkin and then Father's Day happened #and I wanted to draw all the Koopalings and Bowser again for it and then I wanted to draw Mario and all his kids #And I was like 'Well I HAVE to include Peach sense SHE'S Rosalina's mom'#and then I wanted something with Luigi but Luigi doesn't actually HAVE kids with any of his partners #And then for NO reason at all I was like #'What if Luigi is the only one to have kids the Real World Way'#(in the 'Mario' World pregnancy isn't really a THING babies just like. Show up. Stork or otherwise. And someone CHOOSES to take them)#But I mean Daisy IS human and not from this world so TECHNICALLY she can get pregnant right?? right #That's. That's the brain flow I went on for no reason fkdgjkgj #And then I also don't have any kids of my own but I do uncle everyone else's kids mega hard #irl I'm good with kids so that works out for me #I dunno a big Polycule raising a buncha kids together is just very... Comforting to me??#Polycule anything is very comforting to me I love a polycule sooo much #The Bowser doodle btw is like. 7am he's gotta get the kids up and ready for school he #He' not just super tired from his several children it's just very early #Robot Mario my beloved I am STEALING them from E Gadd actively #I meant to draw the rest of the Gadd Family but eeeeeeh I'm also so eeeeeeeeeeeh about these sketches #I need to post them now or I never will fdkgjkfgj #Aight sorry for the probably kinda weird post??#It's my blog and I'll post what I want to and all that #Y'all should ask me my Mario World Functionality headcanons some time #I have more thoughts about the physics and science behind it all than you'd expect

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amorhedera6 · 2 months

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the bad kids parent polycule goes crazy bc we’ve got

jawbone and sandrah lynn (serious partners)

hallariel and gilear (engaged)

gilear and sandrah lynn (exes, divorced)

jawbone and garthy (have hooked up)

sandrah lynn and garthy (have hooked up)

sklonda and pok (married)

sklonda and gorthalax (dating)

sklonda and gilear (brief low-key fling?)

sandrah lynn and gorthalax (exes, have dated)

wilma and digby (married, swingers)

jawbone (polyamorous)

and that’s JUST in cannon. you can play around w that however u want to. personally, here are my headcannons that further this insane polycule.

sandrah lynn and sklonda (regularly hookup, low key dating but w/o a label)

hallariel and cathilda (regularly hook up)

jawbone, sandrah lynn, & garthy (open throuple)

gorthalax, sandrah lynn, & gilear (definitely had a threesome at some point)

wilma, digby, & jawbone (regular threesomes)

wilma & digby have hooked up w at least half of em tbh

gorthalax and jawbone (regularly hookup)

and as of the most recent ep i’m going to go ahead and add

pok and bill (regularly hook up)

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neurodiversebones · 2 years

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we are talking about the jeffersonian polycule parenting in the discord server and sarah mentioned arastoo packing lunches for the kids and i'm so . oh my god i'm so soft i'm going to cry .

#he IS a 'lets pack some lunch for my kids !!!' dad . that tiktok lady at heart #cutting up fruit..... writing a sweet note...... oh my god im crying i love him so bad #bones #arastoo vaziri #jeffersonian polycule #bones tv

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narutomaki · 2 months

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get me OUT OF HERE

#this is about fucking. shipping. fucking orochimaru. get out of this polycule all of you shoo!!! go!!!!#STOP HAVING BABIES AND BEING HAPPY AND GOOEY!!!! STOP!!!!!! YOURE RUINING ME!!!!!!!!!#the fucked up little version of Obito ive made tho and his fucked up little niche of functionally immortal reincarnated body sharing #its like ive made him cat nip for Orochimaru. i was JOKING INITIALLY RIGHT??? I WAS LIKE #HAHA OROBITO HAHA HA HA HAAA FUCKING HELP MR #IM IJ HERE NOW LIKE OH YEAH AND GENE SPLICING IS SOMETHING OROCHIMARU HAS EXPERIENCE IN #AND GIVING HIM THIS AS A HEALYHY OUYLET AND MAKING HIM A MOTHER IN ONE FELL SWOOP #Obito has like 15 kids by the time Miho is created so shes not going yo be his heir (his heirs mother was an Uzumaki he hit it off with and #asked to have a kid with young (17) so shes 14 by the time the main series begins)#any way. Kakuzu being like ok you can have a chold under this roof but i will not be responsible in any way for it #and then holding Miho exactly once and going like 'oh i get why mothers die for their babies now'#Kisame takes the longest to warm up to her which surprises him bcus he gets along well with the rest of Obitos children #(Obito is like well. fuck you guys. Uchiha clan in Ame time and offers people contracts like in situations of fertility he adopts the mother #and father into his clan and turkey basters it (okay no he does send them to the hospitla but) and otherwise offers #a home a name etc for agreeing to join as either a civilian clan member or to have a child of his and some of the #second parents are like oh fuck yeah i want a kid but not a relationship/my husband is infertile/whatever and raise the child #as their own with very lityle input from Obito but some Obito has raised / was raising essentially on his own (such as his heir whos mother #didnt want to be in a relationship with Obito but wanted to test out motherhood and found she Could Not Do It and is now #more of an estranged aunt figure but 14 y/o doesnt have much bad blood about it bcus she has The Scariest Step Dad squad and #is 1000% creepy teen girl coded and it gets validated in sooo many capacities. cant do unethical experiments on mice when one of your step #fathers can bring you into the lab and teach you how to actually do the work and deal with an ethics commity that yes we have to #otherwise your father gives us the neutral but disappointed face)#ANY WAY #CAN YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?? LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!! LET ME OUY LET ME OUT HELP SOMEONES FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

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natandacat · 8 months

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Finished pathologic 2 and im crying about Stakh Rubin

#oh isidor burakh you fucked those boys up you fucked them up good #my heart is so full of love for the childhood gang #theyre gonna raise the kids together and they wont be alright but theyll be together #very soft about this polycule #bad grief will be distant and changed but hell have a place to go whenever bein in the cathedral gets too much #i wish i could have saved notkin too

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