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audible301 · 2 days
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You might think K2 got blasted out of Spyre because Brennan hated her but thats actually a misconception.
She was actually just the only straight person living in Mordred Manor and they have a reputation to uphold.
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toprangermom · 2 days
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ALRIGHT NATION OF SOLACE
- THE THREAT KNOWN AS BARON HAS BEEN BANISHED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE -
As Elmville's resident solesian ranger, mother, and fucking worried about you, I need the following people to ALL check in with me that they are safe and not possessed.
To any who are scared to return home or spend the night alone, Mordred is open as a shelter. Anyone is welcome, and I assure you, no mirrors present. The Aguefort Adventuring Academy counselor Jawbone, will also be available to anyone who needs to talk.
@ragh-barks
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@pi-agentgukgak
@dontaskmeforprophecies
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@praise-bakarath
@max-boltcutter-durden
@bark-rocks
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@songbird-nightingale
@quokkipetenjoyer
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[Anyone else who sees this but I forgot to tag or tagged wrong, consider yourself tagged]
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becausesure · 2 days
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Guess the Fantasy High NPC!
(Part 4)
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bqrkrocks · 9 hours
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happy pride month to raghzayn , sklondalynn , sklydia , lydialynn , and trackerdriel !
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purrassicjet · 3 days
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Gorthalax: Why is Sandra Lynn on the floor crying?
Gilear: She's drunk
Gorthalax: And?
Gilear: And she heard that Jawbone's married.
Gorthalax: ...but Jawbone's married to her
Gilear: We know
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fig-andthesigfigs · 2 days
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Hey honey, hope tour is going well. Listen, you might come home to... a little bit of a mess, just wanted to let you know everyone is mostly safe now. I love you so much. I really should say that more, I'm sorry.
- @toprangermom
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You've reached FIG FAETH, Archdevil of Rebellion, Champion of Ankarna, and head of Fig and the Sig Figs! I'm on tour right now and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! ROCK ON!!!
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spinaholi · 1 month
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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lich-slap · 1 month
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Daily reminder to you all that Sandra Lynn was a 17-18 year old highschool graduate manipulated by an older adventurer in a position of power over her. Something that left her with lasting trauma that heavily impacts her interpersonal relationships to this day. Bobby and/or Pamela are not an example of her "baffling taste" or of her "messiness" they are the direct cause of her trauma. Thank you.
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rrat-king · 5 months
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the milfs of fantasy high are something that can be so so deeply personal
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emiko-matsui · 1 month
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brennan lee mulligan: bobby dawn is a southern televangelist for a bigoted religion who's gonna teach religion at a school with kids who work from tons of different denominations where he's gonna hold borderline sermons in class, triggering deep religious trauma from students, take away aid that's been given to neurodivergent students, fail students on personal grounds, and ignore a teenager breaking down crying in his office over something he did
us: wow he's the worst. he literally can't get any worse
brennan lee mulligan, about to reveal that he's also a groomer: hohoho
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hi-intrepid-heroes · 1 month
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no but if sandralynn dated bobby dawn her taste in men is hysterical cause so far her known dating history is -cleric of sol -literal devil -werewolf with a wild past turned kindly school counselor -gilear
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becausesure · 3 days
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blue-ink-pearls · 1 month
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So, I know people are really desperate for Sandra Lynn to have hooked up with Pamela Dawn instead of Bobby Dawn, and I completely understand that!* Bobby Dawn is slimy and awful and we don't know much about Pamela, so maybe she's better? But it is 100% Bobby Dawn for two very clear reasons:
Sklonda literally said it was him
Bobby Dawn has always been a predator
The first thing we learn about Sandra Lynn's affair during Spring Break Sophomore Year was that she had just left Aguefort (she dropped out her senior year and got a diploma later on) and she was very young. She was asked to join an established adventuring party of people who were older than her and that had lost one of its members. She fell in love with another member of the party that was already in a relationship, they had an affair, and then when the affair was discovered, Sandra Lynn was blamed, kicked out of the party, and her name was smeared as far and wide as possible by the person who had taken advantage of her so that person could absolve themselves, likely in the eyes of their partner and the party.
So what we can immediately deduce from this is that Sandra Lynn was an outsider to her new adventuring party, likely looked down on as "just a kid", maybe disdained for being a dropout, and most definitely resented for taking the place of the (presumably) dead party member. She was in actively dangerous and stressful situations while questing with the party and she probably had little support from the group during that time.
Sandra Lynn was very very vulnerable.
When he met Sandra Lynn, Bobby Dawn would have been about 20 years younger than he is now, likely in his late 30s/early 40s.** Probably still handsome, still a "dashing" active adventurer. He was married to Pamela already (not just in an established relationship), since he had a child by then that was close to grown and I don't think the Church of Sol would be very happy about a child out of wedlock. He would have been a cleric of Sol and probably still preaching "the good word of Sol" but it likely wouldn't have been constant. You can't give sermons while fighting monsters. I'm sure he even saved Sandra Lynn's life a few times!
The thing about Bobby Dawn being a televangelist now, but not then, is that when he was young, he was probably just as good at persuasion, at finding vulnerable people and exploiting their weaknesses to get what he wanted, and yet he hadn't made a name for himself as a televangelist, so people wouldn't know to be wary of him trying to convert or manipulate them.
The scene between Bobby and Kristen, when Kristen is pretending that Cassandra died shows exactly what kind of terrible person Bobby really is. He is happy to find Kristen devastated, that she is having "a real dark night of the soul" and needs guidance. He refuses to help Kristen stay at Aguefort (something that's within his power), despite knowing how beneficial that would be to her well-being, because that goes against his own goals. He is smug and condescending and cruel. He is preying on Kristen's devastation and vulnerability (not knowing it's an act), to draw her back into the fold of the Church of Helio/Sol.
The person who did that to Kristen, is the exact same person who took advantage of Sandra Lynn when she was still basically a kid, just out of high school. He took advantage of her feelings for him, her inexperience and isolation. And then, when they were discovered, he threw her away and made her the villain so he could get away with it.
He ruined Sandra Lynn's life. Yes, she's happy now with her daughter, her partner, and the beautiful home they've made at Mordred Manor with Adaine, Kristen, Lydia, Ragh, Tracker, Zayn, Aelwyn, Boggy, and 15 cats. But Sandra Lynn ended up with self-esteem and relationship issues that she is still dealing with to this day. Those issues ruined her marriage, could have ruined her relationship with Jawbone, and likely played a hand in the difficulties between her and Fig in Freshman Year, as Sandra Lynn saw her daughter take her first steps into the world of adventuring.
Because Sandra Lynn first wanted to be an adventurer and Bobby Dawn took that away from her, just like he tried to do to Kristen.
Bobby Dawn has shaped his career as a high priest of Sol and as a televangelist by portraying himself as the epitome of righteousness. He is rotten to the core, a predator in a job where he is meant to help people, and I CANNOT WAIT to see the Bad Kids take him down.
*I don't really understand it. Pamela Dawn is likely just as bad as Bobby. She's the chief paladin of the church of Sol, her husband is a televangelist and a High Priest of Sol, and she would have been around the same age as Bobby and having an affair with a vulnerable young girl who she then kicked out of the group and slandered. It being Pamela would still be awful!
**Even with the assumption that both Bobby Dawn and his child had their kids at a young age, the math still has to take into account that Sandra Lynn's daughter is the same age as Bobby Dawn's GRANDSON.
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Guess the Fantasy High NPC!
(Part 2)
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sluttycinderella · 17 days
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i know it was a joke but fig saying she’s gonna have sandra lynn on the complicated women podcast. learning the hard truths about your mother. accepting her for the deeply flawed person that she is. knowing that she’s made mistakes but loving her all the same. allowing her to be a complicated woman.
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