In the world of British Spyre, we cut to the Hudol's School of Explorers Extraordinaire! A place where young students learn the ways of globetrotting shenanigans in search of love, war, and treasure seeking.
We cut to Kristen Applebees, an aggressive party girl who is ready to thrash and snog with the best of them. More specifically she's snogging her boyfriend
Fabian Aramais Seacaster, a quiet gentle poet who read the grand tales of adventures that his family legacy provides, especially of his Mother, Admiral of the Fallinel Navy. His shyness eventually broken by joining the Hudol Football League, along with his friend
Gorgug Thistlespring, the resident bad boy on campus. Growing up adopted in a lowerclass family, he is consistantly angry when anyone gives him shit about it. Which results in many fights and detentions on school grounds, not like he cares. But he's not the only fish out of water cause he's friends with
Adaine Abernant, an American transfer student. Her parents are Ambassadors who are trying to make a good impression, so Adaine is working on learning the slang and behaviors of her peers. Where she comes off as a bit brash and ignorant. But she's more than ready to learn, especially from
Riz Gukgak, the inquisitive mind of Hudol's greatest academic student. His dad a gentlemanly spy, his mother a police Sargent. He was taught from a young age a love of investigation, forensics, law, and learning. There's no such thing as useless information, only information not yet applied. But his talent in academia is only rivaled by
Figeroth Faeth, extra curricular extraordinaire. She can only even accept perfection in everything she does. Theater, Art, Classical Music, Martial Arts. Nothing is out of her reach to master. And nothing, not even her parent's divorce, her crumbling life, will keep her from her craft. Though she can at times learn how to let loose, go wild, and take a break from resident party girl Kristen Applebees
And these are our Hudol Hunters! Say Hi Hudol Hunters!
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My Instagram comments had me rolling. Several people pointed out we also have Cortados from Spain, and Gilear had Italian wedding soup at one point. I absolutely love that this is all both a bit and cannon lore.
No matter how many examples of other countries we remember, the rule will remain: England. Doesn't. Exist. Her nickname may be British Kristen but (say it with me): England. Doesn't. Exist.
I love how all our brains are rotting in the same pattern 🥰
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Saw some shirt designs on TikTok and some of them give the vibe of unofficial Fantasy High merch. I’ve screenshot a couple and wanna point out how FH they feel.
First off, this is so clearly a Kristen Applebees design. She’s so glad she’s not K2.
Next up we have a clearly K2 design. So proud of her for quitting. Hopefully she is living a good life somewhere in real life England, vape free.
Crustacean and german shepherd? Impeccable fhjy vibes.
What Adaine said about how Kipperlilly should have just killed her parents really stuck with me. Sometimes you just gotta kill a man I guess, and Adaine embodies that. Eat shit in hell Angwyn Abernant.
Riz. Man is so supportive of his friends on the Bloodrush field, but I’m sure he has no idea how the game works. Love the vibe.
Also Riz? Idk I just saw it and thought of him. Really expresses how junior year went for him.
I’d be super tempted to get a couple if I had more money and shipping to the UK was cheaper but I’ll put the link here to credit the creator. https://gotfunnymerch.com/en-gb/collections/new-arrivals?page=13 (not sponsored or anything lol, just thought it was fun)
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I don't know if people know how actually frail K2 actually was
Because we don't actually know Kristen's HP I will use the average which is 101 (8+(13*5)+(2+14)) which is a reasonably high Hp
K2 however has half of that HP being either 50 or 51 which isn't great but there isn't a why to heal/res her because she becomes snow when she reaches 0 HP not failing death throws
Now if we combine this with -3 dex (dex being the most common save in DND 5e) she will most likely be taking full damage from all spells so she would most likely be taken down to 0 by two or three spells attacks if she was lucky
To put in perspective Adaine's average HP is 88
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Mary Fedden (British, 1915-2012), Plate of Figs, 1976. Oil on board, 12 x 16 in.
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BUY THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WHO IS ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT ANCIENT ROME!
If they don't get the reference then give them the second gift of bringing more of Ancient Rome into their life by introducing them to the Classic TV miniseries "I, Claudius"!
Stay safe from Livia's plots, don't eat the figs!
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Fig bird in the fig tree - Jethro Buck , 2022.
British, b. 1986 -
Oil and 23 carat gold leaf on canvas, 60 x 46 in. 152 x 117 cm.
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