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thecoolsquirrel · 1 year

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thedemises · 3 months

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. . . SAVE A HORSE, GO ON A RIDE WITH THE COWBOY! featuring boothill!

notes! . . . y'know the phrase, “save a horse, ride the cowboy”? well, I decided to-do something about it with boothill... except it's sfw and more like “save a horse, ride with the cowboy” cuz i dont do nsfw here >:/. god give me acceptance for how boothill is so ooc here- 😭😭 idnk how to write his character properly, and does he even have a horse?? I don't remember seeing a horse when his character and banner got leaked, so let's just pretend he does have one for the sake of K'hailreigh for this plot. 💀

imagine returning the horse boothill had been searching for all day after it got the chance to escape through the tall fences the moment they were opened, his eyes widen at the sight of his companion with you guiding alongside it. normally, his horse wouldn't follow after someone else's orders other than him... and it behaves pretty feisty and rough with people who isn't him.

boothill is relieved to see that his trusty horse hadn't been injured, briefly thanking you as he goes over to fuss over his stallion. you can't help your gaze wandering and examining his figure, in awe of the metallic and cyborg parts of the cowboy in front of you. sure you might've seen people having artificial and metal parts attached to them, but this man right here just plainly looks like a robot if it weren't for his humanly head.

boothill notices you eyeing every inch of him, glancing from the lasso that hangs at his hips to the pistols to his arms and to his legs. he glares a wolfishly smile at you, baring the shark-like teeth that you gaze in short surprise at, and asks in a teasingly tone, “like what you see, darlin'?”, observing how you blink owlishly at him. but then, he's becomes sort of surprised when you nod your head and confirm that—yes, you like his appearance and how the color scheme matches altogether, while indirectly commenting how he's a good-looking cowboy.

boothill, after his turn of blinking at you, grins and narrows his eyes with an intrigued look in them; amused by you and how you don't seem in the slightest.. nervous or terrified in his presence. you perked the cyborg's interest.

finishing the small talk with the man, you mention that you'll be needing to go somewhere for an errand and boothill takes the opportunity to offer a ride there on his horse—as a thanks for retrieving his horse, taking in your surprised expression with a grin as he ends the sentence with a “darlin'”. he insists, even if you refuse, so you decide that it'll be quicker to go in a horse ride with the cowboy than rather walking by foot as you were given no other choice.

with boothill's assistance, you were boosted onto the horse and instructed by him to hold on as he looks back at you, flashing a toothy grin and a finger tilting his hat just slightly for a short moment before you and him rode off towards where you were needed to be at with his horse. startled by the increasing speed his horse was going, you instinctively grasp onto the cyborg cowboy's built body in order to not fall off during the ride accidentally—boothill grins at your expression, his laughter going with the wind, “better hol' on tight for now, sweetheart. this'll be a rough ride! i'll get ya to where yer headin' in no time!”

#thedemises; honkai star rail #thedemises; writing #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr #boothill x reader #sfw #mihoyo #hoyolab #hsr #boothill likers don't hate on me for this pls- I just thought it'd be nice to write something for boothill cuz I guess he's cool and stuff-#his design is so cool btw and i love how his eyes are designed!!!#cyborgs and cowboys are cool as hell #but i still made boothill ooc cuz it feels like I DID- I do NOT know much about his character 💀💀#other than the fact that any swear or vurglar word he says is replaced with some kinda compliment that definitely doesn't match and #anr confuses others #hsr writing #sfw writing #“save a horse ride a cowboy” but its sfw #more like “save a horse go on a ride with a cowboy” like #a HORSE ride- NOT that kinda ride cuz >:/ no nsfw. not on my blog. >:/#cowboy #cyborg

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lithiumseven · 11 months

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Dick Grayson chilling at Titans Tower: Fucking hell if I know, go check the table there might be some shit over there if some dumbass hasn’t eaten it all. Fucking dipshits

Dick Grayson being tortured for information by goons: Why don’t you mind your own beeswax, jello brain

#he’s got a foul mouth but only if he likes you #I can’t decide if it’s funnier as Robin or Nightwing #because Robin swearing is great but Nightwing using ridiculous replacements is hysterical #and they’re both so in character #tis i #teen Titans #Titans #Nightwing #robin #dick grayson #Batman #Batman comics #batfam #bat fam #bat family #batfamily

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frenzymutt · 4 months

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It’s been a strange few days on this side of tumblr, glad that’s out of the way

Anywho, while the Ninjago fans binge Chima… I will binge Ninjago >:)

#I swear the Chima fandom is super sweet and quiet #idk what’s been happening lately #It’s not the Ninjago fandoms fault just a silly drama thing #fandoms interact at a large level for the first time in years with the last being an angsty fan war about which show should replace what #nothing could go wrong here #no sir I bet knowone was goofy enough to hold on to those old emotions #lego legends of chima #legends of chima #lego chima #chima #my posts #Lego #lego ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago memes

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callsign-bunnie · 5 months

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Ghost: Yeah, I think if DND was real life, I'd be a barbarian Alejandro, doesn't know what DND is, but knows what barbarian means: No, you're more of a caterpillar Ghost: Explain. Elaborate.

#Hi! This is my original dialogue! Please do not steal this and use it for tiktok videos! Please do not steal it and change the ship!#Alejandro COD #Ghost COD #Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 #Ale and Ghost are best friends #alejandro & ghost #alejandro vargas #simon ghost riley #Incorrect COD quotes #Incorrect quotes #Source: ME AND MY WIFE #I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE THIS AS A TIKTOK WHERE SOAP HAS REPLACED ALEJANDRO I AM DELETING MY BLOG

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hoofpeet · 1 year

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<;--previous ... Reunion gets fucked up by the hell portal

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #AUGH .. only one comic left #i'm almost done with this brainworm i swear #-->also. for added context (how i'm imagining this #arceus granted ingo the ability to return home whenever he asks but he immediately got concussed in hisui and forgot #.and accidentally activated the un-eeby portal #.realistically probably not the first time he's verbally expressed the want to go home but #i think it's funny when literally every plot point runs off of a misunderstanding/coincidence

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akeminy · 12 days

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I was about to go to sleep, I SWEAR

My love always knows when I'm not feeling well

#Today I had a shitty day I swear what a shitty day #I still can't get a job and right now my iPad decides to stop working and I don't have the money to replace it #BUT HEY Mingyu just showed up to comfort me #God could I love him more??#mingyu #svt #seventeen #kim mingyu

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blaithnne · 3 months

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The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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#fuck you *turns your turtleneck into a cheongsam*#hope im spelling that right lol #this look is still from the 60s era btw!!#I’d make some slight changes for her modern day look UNLIKE CANON #don’t know what I’d change tho cause I really like this design #also may and june don’t exist in this au sorry lol #gonna replace their storyline with some original stuff if I ever do present day art for this au!#I might repurpose them for something else #maybe they can be daisies nieces #but yeah canon heron is a fucking child abuser and I think that’s where beakley would draw the line and I’m a beakheron shipper till death #sooooooo that’s not happening a #lso. I hate s3 BUT IM NOT GONNA START RANTING ABT THAT NOW I SWEAR ANYWAYS HUIFEN SUPREMACY OK BYE #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales human au #<- I need a better/more unique name for this au hmm #black heron #LÙ Huifen #hope I got the stràc the right way round #I forget the English word #humanisation #gjinka #also if this were a cartoon set in the present day. I think Huifen would be introduced as Beakleys worst enemy with a vendetta against her #and beakley is convinced it’s bc she fucking blew up her arm bc duh #until it’s revealed heron is just mad that beakley retired bc I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE WERE ARCH RIVALS

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buckboi · 2 months

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Thinkin ‘bout after Buddie figure it out but before they’re dating, before they do anything, really, Buck insists on talking to Christopher and making sure he’s cool with him dating his dad

And Chris gives Buck a bitchy teenager look and asks him “Well, what’s going to change?”

And poor Buck is completely stumped when he realised that no, actually. It’s not going to change things in any material way, so he says, “Nothing, really,” and then, “I won’t sleep on the couch anymore when I stay over.”

And Chris says “Ew,” but when Buck flinches he thwacks him on the shoulder and says, “Not like that, just mean, nobody wants to imagine their dads sleeping together.”

And that is when Buck start’s crying.

#buck: I swear im not trying to be a parent or replace your mom or-#chris: don’t be stupid - I’ve had two dads since waaaaay before today #eddie is hiding behind the doorframe #also crying #buddie #911 abc #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz

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mewniemoon · 10 months

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