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meadowbrookprophecy · 2 days

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Lorenzo: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Vienna: WHY?!

Lorenzo: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN’T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

read our fanfic (which will feature lorenzo and vienna’s cute quidditch rivalry) here!!

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 10 months

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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

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m3ntally-unstable · 2 months

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When you read a really good fic but then after ur done reading it, realising that it was a part of a series so now your dying because now you’ve ruined it.

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the-dormant-ocean · 5 months

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Astarion : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Gale: I think you mean cards.

Astarion, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No.

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spnfic85 · 4 months

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Y/N: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Sam: Yes?

Y/N: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Sam: Fuck.

Y/N: It's gonna be a fun week!

Sam: I'm going to Dean's house.

Y/N: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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im-here-and-im-confused · 1 year

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Obi-wan - we've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Anakin will and will not eat.

Cody - Grass? yes!

Obi-wan - Moss? yes!

Cody - Leaves? Oh yes!

Obi-wan - Shoelaces? strangely enough yes!

Cody - Worms? sometimes!

Obi-wan - Rocks? usually no!

Cody - Twigs? usually yeah!

Obi-wan - Ahsoka's cooking? Inconclusive!

Rex - Right, and how...how did you test this?

Obi-wan - oh well we just handed him things, and said 'hey eat this'.

Cody - and if he ate it, he ate it.

Rex - Right okay, i don't know how im supposed to feel about this.

Ahsoka - WAIT SO IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SHOE LACES WENT!?

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the-shadow-master · 2 years

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Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.

Nico: That's gre-

Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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dorcasmckinnonn · 8 months

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Cardan: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Jude: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Cardan: Jude: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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cometblaster2070 · 6 days

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Briar, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me? Faybelle: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Briar: (Later) Ashlynn: And then you just ran away??? Briar: I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK!

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siriuslyhunter · 1 year

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Sirius: Some people are like slinkies. James: What? Sirius: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. James: James: Please don't push Regulus down the stairs. Sirius, pushing Regulus down the stairs: Too late.

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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 13 days

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I had some fun with incorrect quotes generator

Im gonna add Kabru’s party and see what happens

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human-space-heater · 10 months

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incorrect quotes: spiderman across the spider verse part 4

Miles: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Gwen: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Miles: It sucks. Gwen: That's not constructive criticism.

Peter B : I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Miles: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Miles: Oh, you have Hobie. Tell him dinner is getting cold

Miles: Where are your parents? Miguel: What are parents? Miles: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

Gwen: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Peter B : I just wanna fucking marry Miguel!!

Hobie: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Pavtir: Okay. *later* Miguel: Pavtir! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Hobie, whispering: Deny everything. Pavtir, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Hobie: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Pavtir: How did you know I was up until 3am? Peter B : We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 11 months

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Nico: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Jason: Just rip the bandage off.

Nico: It’s Percy.

Jason: Put the bandage back on.

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goodtimewithnico · 17 days

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Scar: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. Grian: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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incorrectleaguequotes · 1 month

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Lux: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Jinx!

Jinx: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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akko-kagori · 9 months

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Diluc, after Crepus's death: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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