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wordbunch · 11 months

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SFW Alphabet: Legolas

a/n: no idea who requested it, but boy am I glad they did!!! 💛 it will be big (just like my love for him) cause I got carried away, but I do hope you will enjoy it!! feedback and reblogs are always SO appreciated and mean a lot to me. and once again, Legolas is so AAAAA 😍😍😍

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) He is very affectionate and incredibly warm, subtly in front of others, but almost boundlessly when you two are alone. In a dangerous situation, even if you’re not alone, he won’t hesitate, though, to hug you as tightly as he needs to in order to reassure both himself and you that everything is alright. Legolas shows affection in any way possible: hugs, kisses wherever he can reach, holding your hand or just having a hand on your back/shoulders in public, touching your hair, even in the way he looks at you it is obvious how smitten he is.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) He would honestly be an amazing friend (canon!), loyal to a fault, protective, and even if paths of life take you away from each other, he’d always have love for you. It would start perhaps during an adventure of his? If not, maybe even in childhood. He really gives me lifelong friends vibes.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) To be fair, he didn’t have many cuddle sessions in his life, so he’s not exactly completely used to them, but he will savor every opportunity to shower his beloved with love so… if that is your preferred way of showing affection, he totally has nothing against it! But it wouldn’t be his number one expression of love and physical closeness. However, he cannot and won’t say no to a cuddle session after a demanding day, and he is quite a big fan of being the little spoon or laying with his head on your chest as your fingers brush through his shiny hair.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) He is a tidy person and he can clean his space decently well, but he cannot cook - a prince doesn’t exactly have to. If that is something you enjoy, he loves to hang around while you do it and he asks you questions, and offers to help, but he really isn’t too good at it. And regarding settling down, he is quite a youthful and restless spirit, but he is certain he wants to be where you are, no matter where it is. And if you’re willing to accompany him to random journeys and adventures and just be free together, he would be inexplicably happy.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) not today :) hope this helps!

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) I feel like elves would be very proper regarding those things, and he is a prince so it would be kind of expected of him to get married. Before falling for you, he wasn’t extremely keen on the idea, and he would have done it if necessary for the stability of his realm, but you turned his world upside down and he wants nothing more but to be yours forever. Honestly he would like being kind of a trophy husband?? And he is so proud of being with you so he would like to officially crown your love. “Quickly” is a very relative term when it comes to elves… but I feel like he would go for it as soon as you give him a hint that you might want the same.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) VERY. Yes, he might be a super skilled warrior in many aspects, but when it comes to you, his touch is as light as a feather, and so are his lips against your skin, and his voice when he whispers words of adoration. I’d say that emotionally he’s really unproblematic, and attuned to his emotions, and he would be very careful with yours. Unless he’s having a really terrible day, then he might accidentally snap at you for nothing, but he regrets it in a millisecond; he’s still pretty young after all, and sometimes a random impulse will take over.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) He likes hugs and they’re one of the surest ways to comfort him if something is bothering him. Legolas basically melts into your embrace. Maybe you’re the one who initiates it a bit more, but you know how dear they are to him and you know they’re something that makes him feel very loved. When he hugs you, he will try to shield you from the outside world as much as possible, which is really sweet. Also, his arms and shoulders are literally perfect so the hugs feel super nice.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Ahh, what is quick for elves?? I feel like he would fall in love gradually, but it would show in his actions and facial expressions, until he slips up during some sweet moment between the two of you. He almost scolds himself for not making it a more special moment, worthy of his favorite person, but you’re relishing in it either way, and the blush on his usually pale cheeks is a very nice bonus!

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Legolas comes off as pretty confident, and he is, so jealousy isn’t an emotion that often plagues him. However, he is for sure slightly possessive (maybe it’s an elvish thing?), and what is his… is his. Deep down he is passionate, and he is feisty in his particular way, which sometimes comes out in the form of possessiveness too.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Gentle and plenty. He likes to kiss you everywhere he can, whenever he can, it’s one of his guilty pleasures. He wakes you up with a bunch of kisses all over your face, in public he often kisses your hand, but in private he might kiss each one of your fingers separately. Don’t even get me started on the neck kisses - he would never stop if he could. His sweet spots, which you discovered by accident but it was plain by the way that he inhaled, are right under his ear, and on the inside of his wrists. It is incredibly intimate, and something that only you will ever know and do.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) He is confused, for sure, since he’s not really been around too many children in his long life. Unsure of what to do, he stammers when kids ask him questions because they’re, unsurprisingly, fascinated by him, and he looks to you for guidance. You think it’s kind of charming, he literally seems scared which is an unusual look on him. If you’re good with children, he has a huge admiration for it, and he would definitely be an amazing dad one day.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Legolas is quite high on energy, so I think he’d prefer more active mornings - even better if he can finish early whatever he needs to do for the day, so that later he can be all yours without distractions. But on other occasions he thinks you just look too enticing to be left alone at dawn… he can’t help himself but hang around a little bit more when you look so peaceful, smell so amazing, and have the most kissable soft skin in the world…

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) He loves evenings and nights, especially clear and starry ones, he will never fail to be excited and it’s so cute. Legolas loves to go outside with you at night and stargaze, even though he might spend a solid amount of time gazing at you while you look at the brilliant sky. You have had so many long night walks also, and you have basically lost count. If the weather isn’t ideal, he will sit on the floor in front of you, while you’re on the bed, and have you braid his hair and tell you every single detail of his day (about the parts you weren’t around for), and then you’ll switch and he will braid your hair and listen to you.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) I’d say he is pretty easy to read, even if his facial expressions are subtle, so you can often guess his feelings based on that alone. He wants to sometimes play the part of a handsome, mysterious prince, but all it takes is for you to rake your fingers through his flawless hair for him to confess to anything ever.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) By you? Almost never. He will just get really upset if you found yourself alone in a very dangerous situation, and it could have been prevented. Generally he is also patient with others (he’s still royalty and needs to keep his behavior in check), until someone tries to mess with you, in whatever way. Then he doesn’t really care about politeness anymore.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) His memory is impeccable, no matter how much or how little you talk. If you say something, he will listen AND remember. Perhaps, though, he is just a tiny bit spoiled and he will expect you to be like that as well, but secretly.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) The first time the two of you went on some little journey alone. Whether it was just a one-day errand to check on something that happened in one area of the forest, or an entire visit to another kingdom, he treasures it so much. He likes to do things like that, and there is nothing better in all of Middle-earth than doing it with the person he loves more than anyone. At the same time it would activate his extra protective mode, but he would also be more free and unrestrained than he usually is, and it tugs on your heartstrings for sure.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Legolas is very protective and very quick to act. In his many years he has seen all kinds of horrors, and he knows how his mother’s death affected both him and his father, and he absolutely refuses to ever let anything bad happen to you, as much as it is in his power. First and foremost he physically protects you, but he is no stranger to speaking up for you if you need verbal defense. He really appreciates it when you sweep in if he’s having a boring conversation with someone and he is looking for a way out - although he’s friendly, he really hates dull conversations which are sometimes a given for a royal. So he’ll be forever grateful if you get him out of it.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) Legolas firmly believes that you deserve the best of the best, every single day, but he can also get impatient while preparing something special for you, like having a piece of jewelry custom made. However, he still loves spoiling you and making you feel special, but he loves to feel spoiled as well. So both of you occasionally go all out and plan a special outing, or a dinner with the other’s favorite food, or just a little gift that is perfectly suited for the other person.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) He can sometimes be a bit impulsive and rash in using his words, and is quick to hit someone with a witty answer, which can end up being unnecessarily rude… but he is really growing out of it. He also gets very easily carried away in talking about something that he is passionate about, but you find it way more endearing than annoying.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Quite - have you seen him? But he is convinced he looks best when you help him pick out clothes, and especially when you braid his hair. He is also happy if the two of you match your clothes even in a very subtle way, but it shows your bond in a nice way.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) Before falling in love with you, his answer would be no - he had a pretty decent life… however, he always felt a constant desire to keep searching for something, not knowing exactly what it is, but like something was missing from his life.. Lo and behold, when you two got together, that feeling disappeared.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) He is fascinated by snow and thinks it’s really beautiful, and he doesn’t get to see much of it, so his fascination grows.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) Someone who doesn’t have appreciation for smaller joys in life! Like, how can you not be absolutely amazed by those trees or these butterflies or that sunset from the other day! There is so much to love and marvel at in this world, and he will take any opportunity to do so, but he wants to share that feeling with his partner.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Doesn’t really need sleep, doesn’t sleep much, but he will let himself go a little bit if you happen to be cuddling him.

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mushroomates · 4 months

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aragorn headcanons:

sketches in his free time. likes to draw plants he’s come across, writes down descriptions for later. makes maps and draws animals.

cannot draw people, for the life of him.

except for arwen. draws her all the time.

used to very bland food, cooking on the road. prefers unseasoned meat, likes to taste the “natural flavor.”

dislikes nutmeg. cinnamon feind

favorite cookie is oatmeal raisin

has very grimy hands all the time. it’s never ending. even after he washes them, it’s like immediate dirt and grease

current theories are: his sword is just really dirty, his clothes are dirty so when he touches them it makes them dirty, or legolas’s favorite- humans naturally produce grime so the dirt is a natural protective layer above the skin.

in actuality it’s because he knows it grosses (some) elves out and likes to be a menace. specifically targets erestor. legolas will also go great lengths to make sure aragorns hands star far, far away from his hair

knows some card tricks. has great slight of hand specially because of these card tricks. didn’t really do anything with this until pippin discovered this fact and aragorn was forced (politely asked) to preform for the hobbits.

this is, in spite of the fact, that they all know a literal WIZARD (gandalf was salty at abt this “false magic”) and also a ring that turns ppl invisible??

sews. really well, actually. enjoys it but rarely showcases this talent- mostly patches and mends garments weathered by his lifestyle. would one day love to sew a dress for arwen but doesn’t know where to start

masterful at subtly deflecting compliments.

very generous with compliments of his own, but are again, subtle.

years of living with elves has made him quite reserved. yet, he is doing his best to unlearn this behavior. such examples include:

telling arwen he loves her. telling elrond he loves him. telling frodo he loves him. really just telling everyone he loves them. he’s even worse when he’s drunk- he rarely gets even tipsy, but under the influence of a fine wine (or mead, he prefers mead or ciders) he will get very emotional.

hugs!! aragorn loves to give hugs. he really tries his best but they’re a bit awkward at times. he’s getting better.

breaking away from the elven raw-diet and dine seasonings with grilled meat and more lately grilled everything.

he will try his best to cook for himself at any opportunity. it was a jarring shift going from being served gourmet eleven dinners to raw venison

love language is acts of service. he likes to cook for his friends, though he’s not as good as it as sam, who cooked a majority of fellowship meals, so he mainly hunts. then legolas offered his hand and gimli felt challenged by that and at this point boromir just felt excluded-

he just wants to do nice things for the people he cares abt.

arwen has not, for a good chunk of her life, tied her own shoes, peeled her own oranges, made her own tea, or woken up without breakfast being made or ready for her.

just. guys. he really really loves arwen. he will do anything for her and it’s almost obnoxious.

it IS obnoxious if you ask legolas. but this is why aragorn does not go to legolas for romantic advice. (legolas once told aragorn that the next time he ties her shoes he should tie them together so that when she falls he will catch her. this is why arwen stoped flats with ties and opted for anything she could slip on instead.)

will never cheat at any sort of game. he will get extremely upset if you accuse him of such.

he does not believe that counting cards qualifies as cheating. boromir strongly disagrees. he mainly sticks to chess, now

is not allowed to play chess with erestor, (sore loser and prone to trash talk) elrond (matches take to long due to overthinking on both ends and this annoys arwen to no end) and either of the twins (they cheat by working as a team)

would 100% believe in bigfoot.

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socksracoon10 · 4 months

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Being an Elf and falling in love with Thorin

Headcanons below the cut!

When Gandalf had first summoned you, it wasn't a very easy decision to make.

Being a Sindar elf yourself, the choice of having to derail from your own beliefs bruised your ego... especially since you were entrusted with overseeing Thorin and his company.

"My dear (Y/N)," Gandalf sighed, "I can not trust any other elf with such an arduous task. I know you are capable of setting aside your prejudices and aiding these dwarves."

"You saved my life once from the Uruk-hais. I am indebted to you for that, Gandalf. But I believe that this will be the one time I shall repay you for your kindness in this manner. Do not expect more from me." You muttered with a bitter tone.

"I do not plan on it." Gandalf reassured you.

When you first met the company under Bilbo's roof, there was silence. An eerie amount of silence.

The hobbit before you seemed enchanted by your presence.

You learned his name was Bilbo; he was the most sensible out of the bunch at the moment.

Your eyes traveled across the room and landed on Thorin, who had a nasty scowl on his face.

He wasn't expecting you to actually show up. He had hoped that for once that elvish pride would've saved him from having to face another individual of the same kind that had betrayed him years ago.

The silence continued, and you made your presence known. You were here to help the dwarves, nothing more and nothing less. You would accompany them to The Misty Mountains, but you would not step foot into their sacred lair. Not out of respect, but out of the sheer disgust you had for the dwarves.

Not even Eru could force you to enter their dwelling; it seemed as if death was the better option.

The journey there was not an easy one.

And Thorin didn't make it any easier.

He'd pass sly remarks every so often about you, try to demean you in front of everyone. He was constantly fighting a battle to ensure that you were beneath him in every aspect, despite being one of the most skilled elves to traverse Middle-Earth.

"Ah, it's best not to anger (Y/N), Thorin," Gandalf would quip from the background, wanting to ease the tension.

It did nothing.

There was an instance where you had left the group to gain more ground and a safer pathway for the dwarves through the forests.

Yeah, biggest mistake ever and Thorin wouldn't stop nagging you about it.

Those stupid trolls had gotten to them and Bilbo had managed to stall them long enough before Gandalf used the sunlight as a weapon.

"I left for one day... forgive me, I was merely trying to secure a safe path," You hissed at Thorin as he shoved past you.

"A safe path will only do if the company itself is safe first, elf," He spat, glancing over his shoulder. You so desperately wanted to spear your blade through his heart.

The rest of the trip resumed its unsteady silence. You glared at the other dwarves, not wishing to say anything to them. Occasionally, you'd offer a helping hand to Bilbo.

That didn't go unnoticed by Thorin. He didn't really like Bilbo as much, but compared to you? Bilbo was far better, and the stupid burglar was mingling with the wrong person.

However, his concerns of Bilbo shifted to his two nephews - Fili and Kili.

While they still harbored some resentment towards you for being a Sindar Elf, they were still young. They were naive, they did not experience that devastating day when Thranduil's forces abandoned Thorin's desperate cries for help.

And so what did they do?

They talked. Talked, and talked. Especially, Kili. Fili would add a joke once or twice, but if he ever caught Thorin's watchful eye, he'd gulp his words and nudge Kili to quit.

And then slowly, one by one... the dwarves were opening up to you.

Balin was more sympathetic, he was a very kind and wise dwarf. You actually enjoyed his presence.

Bofur was a bit reluctant to talk to you at first, but slowly came around. You noticed this when he asked you if you needed more food on your plate when you were dining in Rivendell. That was enough to tell you that perhaps there could be friendships between the dwarves and the elves.

You saved their asses a couple times, especially with the Goblins. Killed some orcs led by Azog. And then watched Azog brutally wound Thorin.

And then something switched in you. For a moment, you felt your breath hitch at the sight of him, dazed and unconscious. Something began to stir inside of you, and you couldn't place your finger on it. It almost felt... unworldly.

And that feeling continued... even when you ended up facing Thranduil, who was so puzzled at the fact that one of his own kind was helping those dwarves...

"I am repaying a debt that I owe to Gandalf," You explained, your head jutted up high into the air.

"What a terrible way to repay it, (Y/N)." Thranduil grimaced, "If you wanted an opportunity to keep yourself occupied, you could've turned to Legolas and he would've found you a wonderful position among my kingdom. We could use elves such as yourself, you know."

"Ah, but I could not say the same for you," You bit back, noticing the way his eyes widened at your audacity.

Word of your defiance quickly spread to the dwarves as the elves guarding them gossiped about it with such eager interest.

It fell onto Thorin's ears.

He almost thought they were lying to him. He couldn't believe it.

And as you passed Thorin's cell to enter your own, much farther away from the dwarves, you noticed something different about him.

He was smiling at you, a twinkle in his eyes. He seemed... proud? Ecstatic?

When the company and you had escaped via the barrels, you had almost hit a rock down the river. It was surreal to see the way Thorin's hands stretched out to warn you.

It seemed as if he cared.

You took a daring risk to climb off the barrel to kill some orcs, almost slipping across the branch in the process as you jumped back into your barrel.

"Be careful, elf!" Thorin cried out, "You could've gotten yourself killed!"

"And what does it matter to you?" You snapped, furrowing your brows.

He did not respond.

He did not need to.

Because you sort of knew the answer by the way he glanced back at you with a soft smile.

You mattered to him.

More than reclaiming the Mountains? The answer was obviously no.

But when you climbed up and watched him excitedly open the hidden entrance to the inside of the Lonely Mountains, his eyes flashed towards you for a split second.

As if he was waiting to see your reaction as well.

And when you gave in and smiled.

With or without the gold, the Arkenstone or the throne,

He felt as if he was the richest dwarf to ever live.

You mattered to him.

He mattered to you.

And thus began, the love between an elf and a dwarf.

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doodle-pops · 1 month

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Modern AU: Sugar Daddy | My Sugar Daddy Loves Me

Headcanon: Maglor, Finrod, Ecthelion, Thingol, Elrond

Request: Hi Mina I hope you doing well could you please write a part 2 of your sugar daddy au? With Ecthelion, Maglor, Finrod, Elrond and Maeglin - Anon

A/N: Not gonna lie, I had a hard time envisioning Finrod as a sugar daddy since I link those who are Daddy/DILF material as a sugar daddy. He seemed so aloof as a sugar daddy and more like Friends with Benefits lol.

Warnings: a female-focused reader, smut, breeding/creampies

➽ Part 1 | Part 2

➽ Modern AU Series

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Maglor

➽ He’s a world-renowned pop star who is beloved by everyone, and you are his lovely darling he met during a backstage meet and greet when he slipped his number into your back pocket and whispered, ‘Call me.’

➽ Of course you called him because that’s how you receive gifts on your doorstep after every performance he has, world tours, or when his albums go platinum. You are the mysterious lover that his fans talk about because of paparazzi.

➽ For the most of your dynamic shared with him, you are kept a secret because, to him, it makes everything more thrilling. All those posts of him on vacation or tours with snips of your hands, legs or back, or the albums being written about you, make everything invigorating.

➽ On the days when he does return from touring, you are showered in affection abundantly. Necklaces and anklets with your name or his name, dozens of roses, lingerie, the latest fashion wear, a lump sum of money floating into your account and some days between the sheets.

➽ Plus, that pretty black credit card in your back pocket feels incredibly heavy with all the financial opportunities it’s allowing you to make. It doesn’t bother him with you swipe his card to make your purchases because he has lots of trust in you (please don’t rob him).

➽ The dynamic between you both differs from the others who would reward you for excelling at your job or studies. With Maglor, he’ll reward you for being silent as he takes you in the recording booth during breaks, support him during his concerts, and when he wins awards.

➽ Apart from dropping all the materialistic gifts on you, Maglor takes him time to worship you from head to toe. You are, after all, the inspiration behind his best-selling albums, and he has inserted your moans as background vocals on some of his songs.

➽ A passion lover you got as a sugar daddy with an oral fixation (best his mouth). He has to show you how talented those lips are; singing isn’t all that he can do with his tongue. Plus, he’s also a guitarist, so let the realisation sink in with those fingers.

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Finrod

➽ Right off the bat, his type of sugar daddy isn’t for pleasure purposes and it’s the last reason why he was willing to care for you. He just wants someone to spoil and spend lots of time with because he’s rich and lonely in his mansion.

➽ Being spoilt is something you never have to question because he’s eager to be your sugar daddy even though he doesn’t consider himself as one. He’ll just tell you that he’s a good friend helping another friend out while handing you his unlimited credit card and a bunch of gifts.

➽ The adventurous type to call you up in the middle of the night and TELL you that he already booked you all a flight a trip to a tropical island for two weeks filled with various fun activities. The idea that you have classes or work tomorrow doesn’t sink in until you’re reminding him.

➽ It’s a frequent occurrence with him visiting/calling at early hours to check out new places in the city or for you to come over because his giant house is lonely. At some point, you are living in with him and all the maids have become familiar with you.

➽ If you’re a college student, you are funded, and yes, he does have an interest in your academics. However, he’s a lot more understanding if you fail a course because he’s the reason (making you miss classes with those trips); he might suggest dropping out and letting him permanently care for you because he can also get you a decent job without a degree.

➽ As I mentioned, pleasure isn’t something Finrod is interested in during the agreement. That’s something you would have to initiate one night as you’re relaxing in bed or returning from dinner. Take the lead and make him rethink his agreement to incorporate it often and scrap the ‘friends’ talk.

➽ He isn’t someone who becomes stressed, so if anything, you’re the one who’s getting the rough sex when you’re stressed. He is happy to help because if you’re keeping him company, he has to return the favour with an open mind. And trust me when I say, he’s good at what he does but acts casual as if he didn’t strip away your ability to walk.

➽ At least your time being his sugar baby will be fun and filled with excitement, something that outshines the finances and pleasure he blesses you with. His desire for companionship helps to make the dynamic between you two worthwhile.

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Ecthelion

➽ Responsible for marketing some of the most valuable gemstones around the world; mostly invested in the diamond stock market. The first time you met him and stepped into his house, you noticed how much he was obsessed with the gemstone. You don’t complain because it’s what he gifts you whenever you perform well for him.

➽ He covers all your tuition expenses and living commodities and gives you one of his unlimited credit cards to shop for your heart's desires. In return, you must bring home good grades (he’ll tell you what’s good) and keep up your good reputation. He doesn’t want you to ever tarnish your reputation.

➽ Ecthelion is wealthy and educated, so he doesn’t mind getting involved and invested in your field of work or degree program. Depending on what it is, he’ll extend his knowledge, but if he doesn’t know, he’ll make attempts to get you good connections to boost your career.

➽ So long as you maintain your good grades and reputation, you’re in it for life. He’s taking you vacations to tropical islands, opera shows, shopping sprees, buying you the most expensive jewellery sets and clothes. You will be rocking the best designer clothes, Ecthelion isn’t standing for you wearing simple clothes.

➽ Of course, when you perform excellently for him, he will return the favour with more than just trips and money. He established in the beginning that he was seeking companionship during your deal, and as much as he wanted to keep things professional, something about the red lipstick you adore wearing sucked him in.

➽ Perhaps allowing you to give him a blowjob under the table in his office during a quick visit and leaving lipstick smeared all over his cock made him change his mind about keeping things professional. He was pleased when you agreed to make the relationship more intimate than hugs and kisses.

➽ He wastes no time whenever he’s stressed to relieve himself through you (with your consent). You’re his little stress reliever, and in return, Ecthelion doesn’t mind letting you use him to beat your stress. Sex is rough and steamy between you both. You are getting bent over countertops, work desk, pressed against the wall, he’s hungry beneath his professional demeanour.

➽ While he is a formal and sophisticated gentleman, and he would not touch you inappropriately in public, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t purchase you vibrator panties and plugs. You’re sitting beside him during a conference meeting and he’s causally playing with the speed on his phone, making you cum.

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Thingol

➽ This sugar daddy is drifting over to the DILF side of things and do not be fooled by his silver hair, he isn’t old, he’s simply trendy and into the latest fashion styles. Giovani, Armani, Dior, Marco Polo, Ralph Lauren and the list goes on. Thingol is an old-money type of sugar daddy, and he adores showing off his wealth to you.

➽ To be honest, Thingol really want to be your sugar daddy because he saw you and liked you. At the time, you were a broke college student or young worker struggling in the business world who used the opportunity he was providing to build your career and status.

➽ Thingol doesn’t care about all that (at first), but he does ensure all your needs and desires are met. Tuitions paid, loans cleared, no negative credit score or empty bank account. You’re the rich student on campus or your job that everyone is jealous of because he makes sure the world knows you’re spoilt by rolling up in some custom Rolls Royce or Bently.

➽ Your unlimited credit cards weigh a ton in your pocket, but who cares because you’re rich and being pampered as you deserve? Of course, nothing in life comes for free and without payment. Thingol might carry some age because he has a fully grown child, but he isn’t old.

➽ He makes it clear that he would enjoy being intimate and seeking companionship in return for the wealth spent on you. Do you decline, of course not (you can’t, or you’ll end up poor again).

➽ Thingol is the definition of old is the new young. This man has the stamina to last for a lifetime and makes sure you’re always satisfied. He can be stingy and demand that you give him more attention (he’s a receiver more than a giver). You’ll have to catch him in the right mood for him to be on the giving end.

➽ But still, you can’t complain because you’re getting good dic—. Anyway speaking of spoiling you, he adores whenever you’re completely decked out in lingerie for him, i.e. just all the jewellery he bought for you and nothing else.

➽ He does have a slight breeding kink, but it isn’t intending to want children, so you have nothing to worry about. Thingol just enjoys the sight of prettying his sugar baby.

➽ Know that he’ll gift you some necklace or ring that informs everyone that you’re his and no one else’s. If you ask him if it means he’s proposing, he’ll reply with something along the lines of, “You’re already mine princess, wedding ring or not.”

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Elrond

➽ DILF number three and it makes perfect sense since he’s a descendant of many DILFs (Fingolfin, Turgon, Thingol). But Elrond doesn’t mind being someone’s sugar daddy, though his intentions are more for genuine purposes. If you want more, you’re gonna have to do all the work to show him that it’s more than paying your tuition and giving you money.

➽ Nevertheless, he covers all your expenses and demands that you perform excellently in your field of study or job. Elrond would even go out of his way to personally teach you (and no, I don’t mean bending you over the desk type of teaching) to ensure success is at your fingertips.

➽ This man is the most passionate and dedicated sugar daddy who cares about your well-being to a great extent. He’s well-rounded, so he’s fulfilling all your needs and wants, health, education, finances, basic commodities and living expenses. Please don’t disappoint him by failing your classes, he’s pulling all his money into the best tutors.

➽ In return for your devotion and passion for excellence, you are getting spoiled but not like the others. Elrond doesn’t mind giving you money or taking you on shopping sprees or trips around the world, he simply doesn’t want you dependent dependent on him to always provide since he’s building you up to become your own boss and financially secure.

➽ He’ll spoil, but not to that extent. Such a philosophical man, teaching all about life and how to be independent and headstrong.

➽ Now, as I’ve previously mentioned, if you want him to take you to bed, impressions are everything. Elrond’s the type to get impressed by your sense of elegance, sophistication and linguistics. Show him how skilled your tongue is, and he’ll be wanting more. No doubt he’s rewriting the contract in his mind.

➽ He has kids and knows how to ramp in between the sheets. In his state, he probably isn’t interested in more given his desire for companionship, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to be giving out creampies. The sight of it is his catalyst for wanting to give you more and keep you up all night.

➽ He’s a gentleman in the streets and will incapacitate you in the sheets. Tricks up his sleeves despite having an old fashion appeal about him. Give him a dance dressed in some pretty lingerie—nothing overly fancy, he likes elegance and simplicity—while he sips on whisky or brandy in a button-down shirt and his tie lazily discarded around his neck.

➽ Treat him well because running multiple companies is tiring, so relieve his stress while he relieves yours and you’ll be the happiest sugar baby ever.

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beautifultypewriter · 3 months

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Good day! Can I request some headcanons for Boromir and Haldir (is it okay to request them?) falling asleep on their fem!s/o’s lap, please? Thank you!

Hi! Is it okay for you to request the love of my life and one of my favorite elves? Of course it is! Thank you! I never get to write for these two.

Falling asleep on your lap:

Boromir:

Okay, so in order for this to happen, Boromir needs to be exhausted. Like can’t even stand up exhausted.

He’s just come home from a long day of training with Faramir and helping Aragorn run Gondor and he can barely keep his eyes open.

You’re sitting on your shared bed, reading a book when he stumbles into the room and you can see how exhausted he is. And when he doesn’t kick his boots off before laying down, you know he’s had a long day.

So you close your book and shuffle towards Boromir’s form with a gentle smile on your face. He watches you as you sit next to his head and ask how his day was.

The only answer you receive is a long sigh and you chuckle at the dramatics as you gently lift his head and place it in your lap.

Boromir is staring up at you now, his eyes half closed as he leans into the warmth of your body.

You bring your fingertip up and slowly stroke the bridge of his nose, smiling when he sighs and closes his eyes. You hum quietly as his breathing starts to even out.

It doesn’t take long for quiet snores to fill the room and you pull your hand away, staring down at your love and his peaceful expression. You place a gentle kiss on his forehead before reaching for your book again.

Haldir:

It’s a quiet day and you’re sat by the lake, your back against a tree and Haldir laying next to you, his head in your lap.

You’re singing quietly, harmonizing with the nightingales as you run your fingers through Haldir’s hair.

He’s looking up at you, letting your voice wash over him and getting lost in the feeling of your nails scratching his scalp with each stroke through his hair.

As you continue your ministrations, it becomes harder and harder for Haldir to keep his eyes open. He’s trying though because he doesn’t want to miss a single second of your song.

It’s not long before he loses the fight and his eyes slip shut. His head feels heavier in your lap, but you continue your movements and only lower your voice slightly.

Your song comes to an end and you look down at Haldir, smiling at the calmness of him. You run your fingers through his hair one more time, gripping the locks gently and twisting them together.

#boromir x reader #haldir x reader #lord of the rings headcanons

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grondds-and-roses · 2 years

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So Pippin named his son after Faramir, right?

And like here is the thing. That child- Faramir Took, i mean- has never felt alone . Ever.

For as long as he could remember, he felt like someone was with him. Some sort of presence. Not in a creepy sort of way. It was comforting and made him feel protected and safe. He remembers how his nightmares would suddenly shift into happier dreams and how during storms there was a soft voice telling him stories and singing till he fell asleep. Everyone described him as a happy baby because he was usually heard laughing hysterically and clapping in delight, which is normal, except that some of those times, no one was with him in the room.

Faramir never questioned it though. He only did when the incident happened.

He was never supposed to go into the forest on his own, but he saw a fluffy, white rabbit playing among the trees and decided to watch it for a while then simply get out of the forest. Except that he followed the rabbit deep into the forest and ended up losing his way in there. He wasn't scared. He thought that this was an adventure if you will. Then it started raining and he was soaked, cold, hungry, lost and alone. So terribly alone.

But then the comforting voice returned. It reassured him and told him that it would lead him home, that he just needed to follow it and he did. But as he walked, he saw footprints of one of the Big People beside him in the mud, but what disturbed him was what he saw in the water puddles. It was the face of a man with dark hair and grey eyes, but Faramir couldn't see anyone around him.

The voice did help him get back to The Smials. Everyone fussed over him and asked him where he went, but Faramir was too distracted to answer them. All he could think about was The Man.

And as his father was tucking him into bed for the night, Faramir told him about the comforting voice and how it led him home, but most importantly, he told him about the man in the water puddles.

"Do you know who that could be?" Faramir asked

And Pippin, with tears in his eyes, answered him.

"That is Boromir."

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212thghost · 2 years

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its my headcanon that Legolas and Gimli call out their kill-count during battles to make sure one another is okay and alive (and make sure Aragorn’s okay by the sound of distance sighing) in addition to boasting

#legolas #gimli #aragorn #lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #the three hunters #gimli son of gloin #lord of the rings headcanons

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tiny-tini-imagines · 9 months

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Hi, read your headcanons about the fellowship and wanted to ask for some HC's about Legolas being in love with an elf reader. Preferably female, if that's possible. THX

Re.: Of course, Thank you for asking. I often thought about that, so I hope it's alright.

Headcanon Request - Lord of the Rings summary: Legolas is in love with a female elf

(added: character art, what they would say to them, or about them)

Stolen Glances: Legolas can't help but steal glances at you when he thinks no one is looking. His eyes find your effortlessly, and he cherishes the moments when your gazes meet, a silent exchange of your affection.

"In your eyes, I see a world of wonder and courage, and in your heart, I find the most beautiful melodies of love and strength."

Whispers in the Woods: You often communicate through soft, whispered conversations in the heart of the forest. The tranquility of the woods mirrors the serenity of your love. Although you don't need words at all to comunicate.

Language of Flowers: Legolas memorizes your favorite flowers and leaves them where you'll find them, each bloom carrying a message of his love and admiration. (And he definitely knows the meanings of every single flower, everytime you get a bouquet it's like a poem)

Hidden Keepsakes: In his private quarters, Legolas keeps small trinkets and tokens you've given him over time, treasures he holds dear and takes comfort in during lonely nights, or when your away/ when he misses you.

Stargazing Together: One of your favorite pastimes is stargazing. You find constellations together, creating your own stories in the night sky and lay there for hours.

"Among all the stars in the night sky, it is your radiance that guides me through life's journeys, and I am forever grateful for your presence in my world."

Comfort in His Presence: Your presence brings Legolas a sense of calm and contentment. He often seeks solace in your company during moments of reflection. (You'd often find youself with him in your arms, stroking his hair, comforting him - especially after disagreements with Thranduil)

"My loyalty to you and our people remains steadfast, but my heart has found a home in a world beyond the borders of the Woodland Realm." Legolas to Thranduil

Loving Affection: He expresses his love through affectionate gestures, like gentle caresses, forehead kisses, and tender embraces. He's very soft, always making sure you're comfortbale

Your Laugh: Legolas adores your laughter. He often finds ways to make you smile, cherishing the sound as one of the most beautiful melodies in Middle-earth. It is not just the sound but also the sign, since he loves to see you smile. (He goes to great lengths to bring joy to your life, whether through humorous stories or playful antics.)

Shared Silences: You're comfortable in each other's silence. Sometimes, words aren't necessary as your presence alone brings peace and contentment. You just need to know that you're close.

Fingers Intertwined: Legolas has a habit of gently intertwining his fingers with yours whenever you walk side by side, a silent declaration of your connection. He'd also do that during audiences and other commitments he must attend.

Attentive Listener: He's a patient and attentive listener, valuing your words and insights and seeking your opinions on important matters. However sometimes he just enjoys listening to your voice, that gives him a sense of comfort

Your Elegance : He admires the way you handle your bow and arrows with such grace. It's a skill that he finds endlessly captivating. He'd often say that you're much better than him (something he would tell no one else).

Pride in Your Strength: He takes great pride in your strength, both physical and emotional, and often tells you how impressed he is by your abilities

Gentle Respect: Legolas treats you with the utmost respect, always considering your thoughts and feelings in any situation.

Secretly Protective: While you are a formidable warrior on your own , Legolas can't help but be secretly protective, always watching your back in battle and ensuring your safety. (You're definitely more important than him)

Your Name in Elvish: He often murmurs your name in Elvish under his breath, finding comfort in the way it rolls off his tongue. You can catch him smiling whenever your name is said.

Eternal Commitment: Legolas contemplates the idea of eternity together, envisioning the ages you'll spend side by side, facing whatever challenges comes your way.

Confidant and Supporter: You're his confidant, and he turns to you for advice and solace in times of uncertainty. Your unwavering support is a source of strength for him.

Shared Adventures: He involves you in his adventures, wanting to create memories together and share the thrill of exploration.

Unspoken Promises: You share unspoken promises of a future filled with love, adventure, and unwavering devotion, with every glance and touch reinforcing your commitment to each other.

"Every day by your side is an adventure worth cherishing, for you bring light to the darkest of places and joy to my soul."

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witchthewriter · 2 years

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𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ

SFW🌿

⭑ He was protective of you before, but now ... he was suffocating.

“Legolas, I can do it myself!” You said, reaching for the knife.

“But you’re with child. My child, and I cannot let you exhaust yourself-”

“I CAN CUT MY OWN CHEESE.”

⭑ Oh and he knew you were pregnant before you even had an inkling. He didn’t want to scare you, or overwhelm you, so he was protective but waited until you missed a period before he was sure. (Sorry that was a really big sentence-)

⭑ Everyone is overjoyed with the news

⭑ Aragorn goes in for a hug and Legolas steps forward. But you give him a stern look, and he backs off.

⭑ Arwen barely leaves your side. She wants to make sure that you’re looked after and comfortable at all times.

⭑ Even though Legolas is on your other side, doing the exact same

⭑ He doesn’t like going on quests/adventures for too long. And asks for a bit of time off to look after you in your late trimester

⭑ Legolas does not care ONE BIT if it’s a girl or a boy. He’s just excited to be a father!

⭑ You kinda want a girl

⭑ And so does Arwen

⭑ But you know this baby will be loved and cherished forever

⭑ Maybe you didn’t have the best upbringing, so you know exactly what not to do.

⭑ If you have morning sickness then he is always up, holding your hair back and cleaning you up

⭑ Loves leaning his head on your stomach. Because he’s desperate to have his daughter/son in his arms

⭑ You go to the physician and have your usual check-ups. Yes, Legolas is always there with you. He doesn’t miss one appointment - not ever

⭑ You were picking out names waiting for the physician a mere month before you baby was due:

“How about ... Ârben?” You mused, trailing your fingers over your swollen belly.

“To honour ... Arwen?” Legolas replied, he stood at the foot of the bed and you knew he was listening to anyone who approached.

“I guess, it’s a mix of reasons...”

⭑ When the physician came in, and examined you once again. His face changed, and both you and Legolas started to panic

⭑ “What is it? What’s wrong?”

“Oh ... no, no! Nothing wrong. Just something I guess I missed...”

⭑ There was silence before he spoke again.

“You seem to be having twins.”

NSFW🔞minors dni!

⭑ Your hormones make you hornier. You’re constantly trying to seduce Legolas, even with your swollen belly.

⭑ Doesn’t want to have sex at first because he thinks it might hurt the baby

⭑ But you’re like ??? This is what everyone does, is it not?

⭑ So your sex life doesn’t cease, if anything, you have sex more often

⭑ You basically become a pillow princess though

⭑ He doesn’t want you overexerting yourself

⭑ So sex is basically all about you, because you found that orgasms help you sleep...

⭑ Is not rough though, so sorry if you like that. He doesn’t want to hurt you AT ALL.

⭑ Orgasms feel so much more intense now, because of your hormones.

⭑ And you’re a LOT louder than usual. This made Legolas a tad embarrassed at first, because he was used to being so poised and proper.

⭑ But he got over it, because helping his wife was much more important

#legolas #legolas headcanons #legolas x reader #legolas x you #legolas x y/n #lord of the rings #lord of the rings headcanon #lord of the rings headcanons #fellowship of the ring #legolas x wife #legolas x wife reader #legolas x pregnant wife

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ironmandeficiency · 1 year

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modern lotr character headcanons

characters included: aragorn, boromir, gimli, legolas, pippin, merry, frodo, sam, arwen, eomer, eowyn

word count: 745

summary: random thoughts abt lotr characters if they lived in modern times

a/n: this is literally just silly shit, enjoy

boromir listens to old country (conway twitty, george jones, loretta lynn, etc.) and does not tolerate anyone insulting the opry legends

he also listens to divorced dad rock (hinder, nickelback, theory of a dead man, etc.) which gimli will sometimes jam to as well

gimli lovingly maintains an old-as-dirt bench seat ford truck despite there almost constantly being something wrong with it. ignores legolas’s badgering about him getting something more reliable

obviously legolas drives a hybrid and he almost acts as if this fact makes him better than gimli (not in a dickish way, though)

horse girl aragorn.

frodo is the epitome of shy emo boy with the black skinny jeans & death cab for cutie playing in his air pods

merry is the golden retriever in the “golden retriever in love with the black cat” trope

aragorn and arwen host game nights and various other parties for their friends, but neither of them can cook so they just order delivery (or sam hijacks their kitchen for the hours before)

pippin has a large follower base on social media bc of his drinking songs and other inebriated antics that are usually recorded by whoever happens to be with him that night. usually it’s eowyn & merry, and the three of them will shake some major ass to megan thee stallion

sam goes to open mic nights at local coffee shops to people watch. he will never perform himself, but it’s nice to watch people he knows do their thing

eomer accidentally goes viral on tiktok when eowyn records him doing some dumb shit. never lives it down

the amount of joy gimli gets from going to rage rooms is almost alarming

arwen has a very thorough skin care regimen that she introduces to aragorn, and it becomes a sweet nightly routine for the two of them

eowyn & eomer don’t allow anyone to talk shit about or annoy the other bc that’s their job fuck you very much

frodo has a shitty immune system but sam’s homemade soups seem to always heal from the soul outward

sam is the little spoon favored by the resident neurodivergent

frodo is the resident neurodivergent

yes they’re dating

arwen is always the dd

when it comes to birthdays, don’t ask boromir to remember anyone but faramir’s. hell, he forgets his own birthday sometimes

legolas is the best at remembering the birthdays of his friends but forgets his own

they have to remind each other of their own birthdays when that time of year comes around

merry is always the favorite audience member at a drag show

arwen & eowyn never dress like they’re going to the same place when they hang out

gimli says southern grandpa idioms unironically — “as useless as a screen door on a submarine”, “higher than eagle titties”, “busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest”, you get the idea. merry keeps a running tab of said quotes

boromir is the “we’re not getting a dog” dad. said dog ends up being his best friend & the sole inheritor in his will, fuck them kids

aragorn & gimli have their own moonshine still they think is perfectly hidden from everyone

that does not include merry & pippin, who are booze bloodhounds and immediately knew where to find it but swore to secrecy as long as they got more than everyone else

frodo sips fruity little drinks because he can’t shoot whiskey

sam can drink in the way only a divorced middle-age man can despite not being a divorced middle-aged man

eowyn cannot drive for shit & the several dents on her car prove it. the only reason her insurance hasn’t gone up astronomically is because she just. doesn’t report any of it

said car has a fuck ton of bumper stickers with all sorts of silly things

gimli can’t ride a bike AT ALL but has a motorcycle, make it make sense

he goes on bike rides with eomer when they have the time & the weather is nice

merry & pippin are two halves of a whole idiot at every given moment

eomer LOVES 90s and 00s country music but is kinda picky about newer country (he is a massive fan of cody johnson but will throw you through a wall if you talk about morgan wallen in his presence)

arwen dances in the rain & literally never gets sick from it. merry is insanely jealous of this fact

frodo’s favorite video game is animal crossing: new horizons & has very sound opinions on what villagers are the best (fuck you, rodney)

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mlmxreader · 4 months

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Nsfw alphabet with

Fili

Kili

Thorin

Bard

Legolas

And Aragorn?

I know it's a lot of them so sorry lskdxhcjdj

I'm just... Pretty men...

these are all done with a gn!reader

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Fili is so gentle and sweet with you, he'll hold you tight and he'll kiss your forehead and get you whatever you need; he can be so rough and so calloused, but he cares deeply, and his care does not end at just a quick cuddle. Kili is sweet, but he doesn't hesitate to make you laugh, either; you might be breathless and a little exhausted, but he'll still get a laugh or two out of you. He loves the sound of it, especially when he knows he's just fucked your brains out. Thorin is careful and cautious with you, treating you like the most fragile of gemstones; he trusts you to tell him if there's anything that you need or want from him, but he's also very touchy - always kissing and cuddling you. Bard is tender, and more affectionate than anything else; he's very sweet and gentle with you, but he's also so, so touchy. He won't leave your side at all, and insists that you sleep as the little spoon every time - he likes to look after you, and even more, he likes to know that you're aware he's enjoying it. Legolas is kind, and always verbalises his praises and his affections for you; he's very keen on ensuring that you're always on the softest of his pillows and wrapped up in all of his blankets - especially the silk and fur ones. Whatever you want, you get. Aragorn is quiet, he likes to hold you close and to whisper sweet nothings to you whilst also gently running his hand up and down your arm; if you ask him for anything, whether it's tobacco or a hot bath, he will get it for you without a single word.

B=Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

Fili adores your back, he loves nothing more than to continuously run his hands up and down as he feels every bone and every muscle; how the skin glistens and glitters with your sweat and, occasionally, his cum. Kili loves your neck most of all, how sensitive the skin there is and how wonderful it looks when it's covered in the marks of his mouth and hands; he loves to wrap his hand around your throat and feel your pulse. Thorin's favourite body part of yours is your ass; he loves how tight and warm it is and how snugly his cock fits into you as you push back against him. He adores how your asshole clenches around him and how eagerly you take every inch of his. Bard loves your hands, and how your fingers seem to be made to interlock with his; he can never resist holding your hands every time he fucks you, just as he can never resist how much he loves it when you trace his jaw. Legolas adores nothing more than your lips; he loves to feel them wrapped around his cock as much as he loves how they feel against their own. All the soft and sweet whines that he can draw from your lips with every stroke of his cock. Aragorn is in awe of your eyes, especially how they lock with his whenever you ride him; he hates it when you close your eyes when you cum, but the grin upon your lips when you gasp out his name is a good enough compromise.

C=Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Fili loves to cum on your back; admiring the streaks of white against your skin as he groans softly, almost praying your name. He'll scoop it onto his thick fingers and make you lick and suck them clean, constantly praising you as he does. Kili prefers to cum on your face, watching you eagerly gather it on your fingers and smear it over your features with a bright grin; he adores to cum on your face, especially if there's a risk that you could be caught. Thorin's favourite place to cum is in your ass; he loves to breed it and to stuff you until you're whimpering and whining, pulling back as he watches how his cum leaks from you. He could spend all day cumming in your tight, warm asshole. Bard is quite traditional, he likes to cum in your asshole every time he can; he doesn't mind cumming on your stomach or in your mouth, either, but it's a rare occasion that he ever does, often reserved for quickies. Legolas likes to cum in your mouth; he likes to watch you swallow as much as you can, especially if there's a bit too much and it leaks onto your bottom lip and down your chin. Such a sight he'll never forget, and it always makes him grin. Aragorn prefers to cum in your ass as much as he can, but he also doesn't mind it when you ask him to cum somewhere else; he's happy to cum wherever, really, as long as you ask him beforehand. Aragorn isn't massively picky, especially when there's little time to be had.

D=Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Fili's dirty secret is that he loves to watch you masturbate in front of him; he adores it, how your head tilts back and you try to make your quiet moans silent as they slip from your tongue. How you try and make your hand go as quickly as possible, desperate for relief. Kili will never admit to it, but he loves having his hair pulled; lace your fingers into the thick hair at the back of his head, tilting his head back to force him to look at you, and he'll almost cum on the spot. Thorin's secret is that he actually likes it when you ride him on his throne; the cold stone against your heated skin as you fuck yourself on his cock, whimpering and whining his name. Anyone could walk in, and see you so needy for your King. Bard won't ever say it, but he loves it when you cockwarm him; lying in bed together on lazy mornings with his cock in your ass and your back pressed firmly to his chest. The occasional movement from your hips making him bite his lip as he tries not to moan. Legolas has never told anyone, but he gets turned on whenever you wear his clothes; it could be something as simple as his shirt, and he'll have to resist the urge to palm at his cock and quietly ask for you to join him in the bedroom. Aragorn secretly gets turned on every time you spar with him; pin him down with your crotch so close to his face that you can feel his breath, and he's already weak in the knees. Needy and wanting as any man could ever be.

E= Experience (How experienced are they?)

Fili is very experienced, he's had a lot of sexual partners over the years and he's quite well versed in just about everything; there's still a few things that you have to explain to him, but he's otherwise very knowledgeable. Kili isn't super experienced, but he knows what he's doing most of the time; you might have to talk through a few things here and there, but he's willing to try just about anything with you should the time and place be right. Thorin has had many, many sexual partners; he's tried a little bit of everything and there's nothing that he isn't at least understanding of. He's had a lot of time, and been to a lot of places, enough to know more than the average being does. Bard isn't the most experienced, but he's also not the least, either; he knows a fair amount, but don't be surprised if you bring up a certain kink and he needs you to explain it to him. He definitely knows how to satisfy his partner, though. Legolas doesn't have a tonne of experience, he needs you to explain quite a fair bit, but he knows the basics and enough to be able to satisfy you when you need him to; for someone who isn't the most experienced in the world, he's still very good. Aragorn has far, far more experience than most people expect; he'll actually shock you the first time that you sit down and talk to him about kinks, as he needs no explanation about anything and has tried just about everything there is.

F= Favorite Position

Fili loves doggy style; having you face down and ass up will always be his favourite, and he'll never deny it, either. He'll often put his hand on the back of your neck to keep you in position, or he'll hold onto your sides with an iron grip. Kili's favourite will always be having you bent over the side of the bed with your hands clutching the mattress; he likes the access that it gives him, and loves how easy it is for you to push back against him when he fucks you. Thorin will always be an ass man, so whatever position means he gets to see, hold and feel your ass is his favourite; he's by no means picky otherwise, but he is also quite keen on having you ride him with your hands on his shoulders and your face pressed to his neck. Bard loves to have you on your side with your back against his chest, one arm wrapped firmly around you so he can feel every breath and moan and whimper that leaves you; especially if it's a cold day, he loves fucking you on your side on the bed. Legolas likes it best when he can press you up against something, fucking you stood up with your hands by your face, leaving condensation on whatever it is he's fucking you against. He definitely prefers it against windows, though. Aragorn's favourite will always be when you ride him; your hands on his chest and your face pressed to his neck, legs either side of him as you softly moan and grumble his name. His arms wrapped around you tightly.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Fili is quite serious, although he's been known to crack a joke here and there; it's often unexpected, and you'll have to pause to laugh as you try to get back into it. He's by no means the most serious at all, but he isn't often humorous. Kili can be very humorous, and he does often make jokes whenever and wherever he can; he loves to see you smile while he's fucking you, and he adores it when hears you laugh and giggle along with his jokes, too. Thorin is dead serious, and you will never hear him make a joke during sex, ever; he compliments you and teases you a lot, and he'll always find a way to make you smile during sex, but he doesn't ever make jokes. Bard can go either way, depending on the day; sometimes, he's very humorous and makes you laugh until you have to stop and catch your breath, other times, he'll all about just fucking you until you're whimpering and cockdrunk. Legolas is quite humorous; he does tease and crack jokes and make you smile and laugh as he giggles. He adores giggly sex with you, and always finds an excuse to make every session as giggly as he can. Aragorn is gentle, but he's also quite serious; he likes to focus on your pleasure above all else, and he is certainly a man on a mission and will do anything he can to complete it. He's very sweet, though, he's always praising you and encouraging you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Fili is VERY well kept; the thick blond curls are so well looked after, you're certain that if he could, he would braid his pubic hair. They're quite long, too, but they're also very soft as well; although it still tickles when you go down on him. Kili is well groomed enough; he trims his pubic hair when it gets too much, but he does take as best care as he can. The hairs are dark and thick, fairly long but also very coarse; he does try, but sometimes he's not able to keep up the maintenance. Thorin is extremely well groomed; his pubic hair is long and thick and dark, but also coarse, very tidy, and styled as best as possible; it bleeds into the trail of hair going up his stomach, but is by no means messy or unkempt. Bard isn't groomed. At all. His pubic hair has never been touched and is a long, shaggy, coarse black bush; he keeps his pubic hair clean, but he doesn't see why anyone cares about the length or anything else. Besides, it suits him. Legolas is also extremely well groomed; his pubic hair is a thick, long bush of platinum blond, almost white. It doesn't bleed up to his stomach, as he keeps everything from the waist up shaved down. But it is long enough that it tickles your nose when you go down on him. Aragorn isn't groomed. Whatsoever. He doesn't care about such a trivial and frivolous thing, but he keeps the hair nice and clean; it's dense and thick, just like the hair on his stomach and his chest. Dark and coarse, the hair suits him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Fili is very intimate, expect a lot of little touches and softly checking in on you, as well as a lot of praise and compliments; Fili cares deeply, and he needs you to know that he does, even when you're grunting and moaning. Kili is intimate in the way that he likes to make you laugh and to hear you actually laugh along with him during sex; it reminds you both that you're there for one another, and that he will always try and his best by you. Thorin is very intimate; expect him to be constantly touching you, kissing you, reminding you how much he loves you, how lucky he is to have you. Expect a lot of verbal affirmations, more than anything, but also expect a lot of physical ones, too. Bard is always romantic; he loves you dearly, and always makes it as known as he possibly can. He cherishes you, and whether he affirms that verbally or physically, he always makes it known either way. He adores you, and treats you as such. Legolas can go either way; when the two of you are having sex, he likes it to be giggly and to laugh a lot, in which case, it's always very intimate. But during quickies, Legolas isn't particularly intimate, and neither are you. Aragorn is always intimate; he will always be romantic and gentle with you, no matter the circumstances. Even if it's just a quickie, expect him to still be loving and kind and affirming of his care for you - however he can.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Fili rarely masturbates, but that's mostly because he doesn't have the time or the privacy in order to do so; on the very rare occasion that he does, however, he always pictures you and thinks about you as he gets himself off. Usually moaning your name as he cums. Kili masturbates as often as he can; it's a good stress reliver, and he doesn't like being pent up, so if he can find the opportunity, he will always take it. He will picture you on your knees with his cum all over his face, gasping your name softly as he cums from his hand. Thorin rarely, rarely masturbates; if he ever does, it's usually because you're not around and he's been pent up for a long while. It happens maybe once or twice in a blue moon, and when it does, he never finds it as good as the real thing; he never finds it as good as you. Bard masturbates occasionally; it's not rare, but it's not common. Usually it's because he's away from home and he's been thinking about you; all alone, he'll make sure he's in a spot he won't get caught when he does eventually jack off. Picturing you in bed with him, cumming as you moan his name. Legolas doesn't usually need to masturbate, as he is with you so often that he never really feels the need for it; but there have been a few times here and there that he has - he likes to picture you sucking him off, the feeling of your warm, wet mouth and your lips around his cock. Aragorn never masturbates. He's never felt the need to, and doesn't really ever want to, either; he'll happily watch you do it in front of him, though, and it will often end with you riding him as you breathlessly whisper his name against his ear.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Fili - praise, mutual masturbation, edging. Kili - hair pulling, marking, teasing. Thorin - bondage, choking, praise. Bard - breeding, cockwarming, spanking. Legolas - exhibitionism, outdoor sex, edging. Aragorn - praise, watching you masturbate, free use.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Fili - the bedroom. Kili - the bedroom and the kitchen. Thorin - the throne room. Bard - the bedroom and on his boat. Legolas - anywhere with a window. Aragorn - outside.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Fili is easily turned on by you; bend over in front of him and show off your ass to him. Pretend to look for something by getting on all fours and parading yourself in front of him. Even just sitting on his lap and moving your hips the slightest bit gets him more than eager and ready. Kili is very, very easily motivated; pin him down beneath you as you're making out with him, and he'll be ready in seconds. Wear clothing that's a little bit too tight around your ass, or a little bit too revealing and he'll be pulling you aside as soon as he can. Thorin isn't very easily motivated, but he's also not difficult, either; if you're walking around in next to nothing or you're acting up and being a brat, that always gets him going quite a fair amount - but so does sitting on his lap and squirming around, or purposefully flirting with someone else right in front of him. Bard is quite well motivated; flirt with him and tease him enough, and that should be enough. But he also gets turned on when you press your ass to his cock as you're cuddling him, and when you're being a bit of a tease by running your hands over his body and complimenting him. Legolas is easily turned on. Even just the sight of you wearing his clothes, or the sight of the buttons of your shirt revealing part of your chest, is enough to make him hot under the collar and ready to go; he's easy. Aragorn is quite difficult to get going; he's got a lot of patience, and a lot of self control, so it can be quite hard work. One thing that is always guaranteed, though, is when you pin him down during sparring and your crotch is against his face - that never fails to get him going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Fili - humiliation. Kili - degradation. Thorin - he'd never be submissive. Bard - Daddy kink. Legolas - anything that involves making you cry. Aragorn - humiliation, degradation, making you cry, etc.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Fili is a giver, and he is a natural talent; he can make you cum with ease from his mouth, and he adores to go down on you as often as he can. He loves how he has to pin your hips down so you don't get too rough when trying to fuck his mouth. Kili is a receiver, as there's nothing more that he likes than to pull out and cum all over your face; he is quite skilled at going down on you as well, though, and he'll never say no when you ask him to - he just happens to prefer receiving. Thorin is neutral; he loves to give as much as he does to receive. He's very skilled, and very talented, at giving - always grinning and humming around you when you get so weak that all you can do is buck your hips against his mouth and grunt and moan. Bard prefers to give, and he is very, very good at it, too; his speciality, and his preference, is to give you head in the morning as the first thing when you're awake. Feeling you tiredly buck your hips against his mouth and let out jagged moans of his name will always make him grin and bite his lip. Legolas likes to receive; he adores it when you've got your warm, wet mouth around his cock and the feeling of your lips around him. However, he is also quite well skilled and talented at giving, as well, and can have you panting and begging for him in seconds. Aragorn is neutral; he doesn't have a preference, but he is rather well skilled when it comes to giving, and he'll always say yes if you ask him - he's good with his hands as much as he is his mouth, though.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fili likes to take things a little on the slower side; he doesn't like to rush things when he's with you, and he hates the thought of being too quick to make you cum. He'll be fast and rough from time to time, but you have to ask him for it. Kili likes the rush of being hard and fast, he likes to make you gasp and grunt and groan and growl; slow and sensual is reserved for special occasions - holidays, anniversaries, birthdays. Kili likes to fuck you. Thorin can be a mix of both; sometimes, he's slow and sensual and gentle when he has you ride him on his throne and praises and encourages you. Other times, it's all about the release, and it's hard and fast and filled with animalistic growls and grunts and begs. Bard is usually slow and sensual, he likes to cherish you and to spend as much time as he can with you more often than not; but sometimes, he just wants a good, hard fuck and wants to make you cockdrunk for him. Legolas likes to take things slow, he likes to make sure that you feel everything and you're begging for him to let you cum; he also likes to tease, making sure that you're more than warmed up for him. Aragorn is a bit of a mix, and it often depends on the day, location, and his mood; usually, he likes to be quick but also sensual, whilst other times, he likes to take his time in pleasuring you as much as he can.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Fili - if you ask, he'll say yes. Otherwise, it's very rare. Kili - always down. Always. Thorin - sometimes, it's not common, though. Bard - rarely. Legolas - always down. Aragorn - occasionally.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Fili - will experiment, rarely takes risks. Kili - will experiment, always takes risks. Thorin - sometimes experiments, sometimes takes risks. Bard - not too keen on experimenting but will if you ask, rarely, very rarely takes risks. Legolas - always down to experiment, always down to take risks. Aragorn - doesn't often experiment, doesn't like to take risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

Fili - 5 or 6 rounds at most, each round lasts around 2 hours. Kili - 3 or 4 rounds at most, each lasts for an hour. Thorin - 4 rounds at most, 2 hours each. Bard - 2 rounds at most, 2 hours each. Legolas - you tap out before he does, every time. Aragorn - 2 rounds at most, about 3 hours each.

T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Fili doesn't own toys himself, but he did make you a set of anal beads and a metal dildo that you can use whenever he isn't around. It's probably the best thing he's ever made, as the beads are especially his pride and joy. Kili doesn't own toys himself, but if you did, he would happy to let you use them in front of him; he would love to watch you fuck yourself in the ass with a dildo, or to slip anal beads into your ass until you're thoroughly stuffed. Thorin made you a dildo made of gold and insists on you having a set of anal beads made of jewels of pure starlight; he spent days and days making it and surprised you with it on your birthday. He loves seeing you use it, especially if he walks in on you. Bard takes a hard "pass" on toys, they're really not his thing in the slightest and he doesn't really see the appeal of them, either; he doesn't mind if you have any and use them on yourself, just as long as he doesn't have to. Legolas loves toys, and has a plethora of them ready to use on you as you please; he loves to watch you squirm and beg for his cock when he's overstimulating you with one of his toys, almost as much as he loves to walk in you fucking yourself with one of them. Aragorn doesn't have any, but he would like to one day; he quite likes the thought of watching you fuck yourself with a toy whilst he sits back and watches, grinning as you overstimulate yourself and beg for him to let you cum.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Fili - very, very unfair. He'll tease you until you're panting and begging. Kili - not terribly unfair, but still likes to tease. Usually until you laugh, though. Thorin - loves to tease. He'll drive you over the edge if he can. Bard - not at all. He teases a little, but only enough to get you going. Legolas - very. He'll get you going and then drive you over the edge as much as he can. Aragorn - hardly, he prefers to be sweet to you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Fili - relatively loud, but tries to keep it quiet. Kili - very. He doesn't even try to be quiet. Thorin - mostly quiet. Bard - he's not loud, but he's also not quiet. Legolas - hardly, especially when he's got you laughing as he giggles. Aragorn - very quiet, very hushed.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Fili likes to spit in your ass and use that as lube; he's not sure why, but he loves it whenever you allow him to do it, and he always takes great pride in it as well. Kili likes to put hot wax on your skin to get you all riled up and going; whenever you let him do it, he'll nearly cum on the spot at the sight of the wax dripping onto your body. Thorin has a possession kink and he's really not afraid to show it and all he needs is for you to say yes. Bard loves it when he gets to have lazy days with you and spend the entire time fucking you. Legolas has gotten high with you before and had the best, funniest, giggly sex of all time. He wants to do it again. Aragorn likes to fall asleep with his cock in your ass.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Fili is well endowed, both long and thick with a slight curve to the left; he's cut, and he's a grower. Kili has girth, as well as enough length to his cock, but he also has no curve, visible veins, and he's cut. A shower. Thorin has it all, seemingly. Visible veins, thick and long, a slight curve upwards, nice and cut. Bard is eight inches long, four inches in girth, a few visible veins, curves ever so slightly to the left, and is cut. Legolas is average size, with average girth and no visible veins; he curves slightly downward and is cut. Aragorn is average size but slightly above average girth, has a couple of visible veins but it's not many and you do really have to pay attention to see them. No curve, cut.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Fili's sex drive isn't terribly high, but it's not terribly low, either. He's about average. Kili is always DTF. Thorin doesn't have a really high sex drive, but it's also not really low; it's definitely on the lower end of the scale, but it's not far down. Maybe a few below average. Bard would like to think that he has a high sex drive, but he doesn't; he's on the higher end of the scale, although not hugely - definitely between high and average. Legolas has a high sex drive. He's not always DTF, but he is always happy to indulge when you ask for sex. Aragorn's sex drive is quite low, really. He's definitely way below average, at least.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Fili falls asleep as soon as he knows you're asleep; he won't rest until then, at all. Kili tends to stay awake long after you've dozed off; he usually spends the time just admiring you. Thorin falls asleep around the same time you do. Bard will either fall asleep straight away, or fall asleep hours after you do. There is no in between. Legolas falls asleep hours after you; he doesn't get tired easily, and he always likes to make sure you've fallen asleep before he even thinks about you. Aragorn is the same - he'll be up for hours after you've fallen asleep.

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