what’s the worst thing on earth?
having a crush on a man
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not strong enough before betty 🫠
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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:
My actual full legal name
The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers
Michael (x4)
They all die horrible deaths :)”
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Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat
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Knowing people are making six figures by copying and pasting Wikipedia articles, stealing information and tracing art, I now feel more proud of every single piece of work I create and engagement I receive because I do not resort to theft for my work!
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remembered i have a spacehey last night
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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?
James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off
Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call
James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?
Remus: …
Remus: When do you see him next?
James: We’re having dinner tonight
Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork
James: What’s the rubber band for?
Remus: To slow the bleeding
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Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—
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House I don’t think is all that complicated mentally. Like he’s depressed, traumatized, and most-likely autistic, and a lot of his actions come from him being these three things. Wilson however has mental illnesses nobody has ever heard of and he needs to be studied
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Evan: James Potter? He's so arrogant and boring, what do you even see in him?
Regulus: Oh fuck off, he's-
James: *shoves past a group of kids, blows up snape's cauldron, runs away*
Evan: ....I take it back, that guy's Slytherin levels of awful, I approve of your taste
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Can they just have a hateful annoying on hospital grounds threesome already :/
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