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forsworned · 2 months

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Okay, okay, hear me out . I neeed a y/n sweet innocent thing who works with 141 (probably computer shit) idk but she wanted to step out her shell & goes out drinking with the boys were she loses a bet with soap & he makes y/n wear a skimpy outfit like those " hot nurse or maid" outfits around the team for a day and it makes price and/or ghost go absolutely feral . The end. Please and thank you p s love your writing.

Author's note: You know normally I do not do these sort of requests because I think that the whole like oh y/n needs to dress in something slutty because she lost a bet schtick is like somewhat demeaning. Like I'm all for it happening to the 141 or whatever but, I put my own spin on it, so even if you don't enjoy it I will but thank you for supporting me anon <3 also screaming at the images I chose for this hahaha

Despite the fact that being in the military was a constant inner battle of not becoming a barrack bunny, it made it a bit easier knowing that 90% of the men were just straight-up fucking whores. So when you lose 7-6 in back-to-back rounds of Blackjack to Johnny, he thinks it's funny to propose a bet that leaves you practically bare-ass naked to every soldier on base.

"'ll be like wearin' a bikini." He says.

To which you can give him a piercing glare that sends an unpleasant shudder up his spine, but regardless he's laughing his ass off. It's not exactly an everyday occurrence that Johnny is winning bets against you so he's taking advantage of the opportunity to embarrass you just as much as you do him.

Wolf whistles and cat calls are heard from the common area that the 141 was currently lounging in, and their ears perk up at the sound of heels clicking against the floor.

"Hell's fuckin' bells, you really wore it, bonnie." Johnny eyes are twinkling and his grin is stretched from ear to ear when he gets a gander at you.

You're wearing the sluttiest maid outfit you could have ever conjured up from many, many, many Halloween's ago when you were in your Chicks Gone Wild Era (iykyk) and Price, Kyle and Simon are flabbergasted by your appearance. Kyle is dropping his spoon that he just stirred his coffee with, Simon is half turning the page to his book and Price just straight up chokes on his London Fog, sputtering it all over his MacBook.

"Fuck you." You mutter, plopping down on the couch next to Simon as you readjust the mobcap on your head. Your dress is riding up as you sit, but you cross your legs and Price is handing you a pillow to cover yourself up to which you sheepishly smile up at him and thank him.

"Why are ye complainin'? Y'look good, bonnie."

"You put her up to this?" Kyle asks, bewildered at the situation unfolding.

"Lookin' good, Serg!" A passing herd of soldiers call out to you as they chuckle amongst themselves and continue to whistle at you.

You shake your head and turn to Johnny with an exasperated look. "Is this what you wanted? To embarrass me?"

"It's not very becoming of you, Johnny." Price murmurs against his mug before taking a sip but it's evident that his face is reddening by the second by your scanty appearance.

"Oh, she does it to me all th' time!" Johnny throws his hands up in half frustration and half amusement.

But Simon on the other hand is silent. He doesn't really know what to say, but he's starting to feel the warmth rushing between his legs.

"L.t., thoughts?"

And Johnny knows exactly what the fuck he's doing while he's shooting him that shit-eating grin that makes Simon want to fucking bumrush the absolute shit out of the Scotsman.

Admittedly this has Kyle and Price's tongues poking their cheeks as they await his answer.

"Y'r a fuckin' slag, Johnny."

And that causes the room to erupt into laughter as you're all clapping your knees and keeling over. Johnny is slightly embarrassed by the jab, but nonetheless, is laughing along. It was nice to have a little laugh in the 141.

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drenosa · 2 months

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One rare lazy day in Vacuo

Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*

Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*

Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*

Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*

Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"

Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.

Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?

Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?

Yang: We don't?

Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.

Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...

Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.

Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!

Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.

Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...

Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?

Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.

~~~~~~~~~~

Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.

Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.

Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.

Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.

Weiss: Pray tell, why?

Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*

Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!

Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.

Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!

Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.

Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #bumbleby #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #emerald sustrai #poly shenanigans

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the-cimmerians · 8 months

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yes, yes, queer folk using 'friend' for people in their lives with whom they have some level of sexual or romantic entanglement, but you gotta understand that for poly people this is a vastly helpful shorthand because otherwise you end up saying something like 'my girlfriend's boyfriend's fuckbuddy's play partner's service Top's dentist told me that... (xyz)' and then there are Questions

#polyamory #poly shenanigans #queer shenanigans

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memoiandy · 5 months

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Just read another massive post on Reddit regarding the Tav/Halsin/Astarion poly situation. Not going to comment on it any further because anyone is free to play the game however they want... BUT it's amazing how the pro poly folk (I mean the situation in the game, not in real life) conveniently forget some important arguments:

- Astarion himself says in another convos he knows very little about healthy relationship and he's still figuring out what he wants. It's not the same as him not knowing how to say no.

- In the poly convo, he has no option to say no. Even if Tav says they want to fuck Halsin because their frustration with the lack of sex with Astarion. Basically proving his fears that they want him for his body. And then the game acts like this never happened. What. The. Fuck.

- The game does not say he himself is poly. Nowhere in the game is he the one suggesting multiple partners. It is always Tav/player initiating this. I am not saying it's wrong. But I've seen people confusing Tav being poly with Astarion being poly. You can be fine with non monogamous relationship and still not be poly yourself.

I don't want to start a debate but I feel these points get overlooked a lot. Overall, I still think Larian did a half assed job implementing poly and they actually made Halsin's character worse in their rushed attempt to make him a companion and a love interest. *flies away

#another poly post oh my...#do what makes you happy boo #but some folks are taking this too far #on both sides to be honest #astarion #poly shenanigans

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skitzo-kero · 7 months

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Yall wtf I've got a fiancé now

But yeah!!!

@multi-lefaiye proposed to me and I cried (happy) before he could even ask me. I'm a sentimental bitch.

Anyways love you baabbbyboy

#skitz talks #my beloved multi #poly shenanigans #engagement #oshawott #pokemon #pokemon oshawott

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cer-rata · 29 days

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Super Sons (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Jonathan Samuel Kent & Damian Wayne, Damian Wayne & Colin Wilkes, Jonathan Kent & Colin Wilkes Characters: Colin Wilkes, Damian Wayne, Jonathan Samuel Kent Additional Tags: Not Actually Unrequited Love, Idiots in Love, Polyamory, High School, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Boys Kissing, Aged-Up Character(s), they're all 15-16, Because I can Summary:

Colin was just trying to start sophomore year off on the right foot. Sure, there were a couple things bothering him--a couple people actually. But they had nothing to with school. Gotham Catholic was a nice, relatively safe place for him to spend his daytime hours being normal, studying, eating crappy cafeteria food, and not worrying about Damian Wayne.

...Or that other guy he'd been spending time with. Screw that guy, and his stupid face.

So, needless to say, running into them in the hall was NOT a great start to his morning.

#dc comics #colin wilkes #damian wayne #jon kent #supersons #rarepair #he has two hands #they all have two hands #my writing #my fic #poly shenanigans #polyamory

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meowsgirldrawing · 3 months

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Many Kisses~ (PolyAU! Obey me!)

Note: I got no excuse for the last one, the demons just love their human too much <3 (And MC is just loving life)

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l3viat8an · 29 days

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MC:*walking into the dining room Mother’s Day morning* IF YOU’VE HAD MY TITS IN YOUR MOUTH YOU OWE ME A MOTHERS DAY PRESENT!!!

*All the brothers immediately scramble up from the breakfast table and run for the door*

MC:*smiles and sits down to eat breakfast in peace.*

I tried to format this like one of your posts enjoy ♡

Helsohsksjsk nonnie, this is fuckin’ hilarious ‘n absolutely perfect!!!-

MC’s about to have a whole pile of gifts from the brothers trying to outdo each other sksjksj

#‘n you formatted this exactly like mine!!!!#onagsjsg #anon!#obey me!#obey me shenanigans #obey me mc #obey me poly mc #om!#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #om! incorrect quotes #om! shit post #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me brothers #obey me poly #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

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vodrae · 8 months

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Gotham city when

Jason Todd beat UFC champion ln less than 10 seconds: Little baby getting stronk !

Dick Grayson walks 10 miles without a pole in a funambulism performance on Gotham Bridge : Little baby is gifted !

Red Robin is paying for the 17 times his whithe monster drink with Tim Drake's credit card : He stole rich little baby credit card !

Damian Wayne draws Gotham entirely after one helicopter trip. He doesn't use his eyes the whole time : Little baby is gifted too !

Stephanie duets Taylor Swift until she can be the Vigilante Shit's chair on next tour and SUCCEED : Little baby has a lot of determination !

Harper Rows Tased Joker's in the balls when he took her brother hostage : Little Baby SLAY !

Duke Thomas starts a children gang : Who's not in a gang in this city ? Little baby's fitting in.

Cassandra Cain without cover having Wonder Woman and Superman buying her ice cream : Nobody can say no to little baby !

Alfred Pennyworth being in every WikiLeaks files talking about UK's black ops between 1930 and 1988 : God forbids an old man having hobbies !

Bruce Wayne is Harley Quinn's witness at her wedding with multiple times Arkham patient Poison Ivy : YEAH ! BE CRIME DO GAY !

Bruce Wayne is spotted kissing a man : If someone says something mean on little baby's boyfriend he won't be able anymore, trust me.

Bruce Wayne is in a polycule : Little baby has this wet cat playboy rizz

Bruce Wayne is in a polycule and his partners have 4 and 10 children on their own : Little baby's wants big family !

Bruce Wayne is spottes kissing with Wonder Woman and Superman in the back of Clark Kent and Diana Prince, Batman starts a beef with him because it's his partners : Who can blame you...But go say sorry ! That's not nice little baby.

Bruce Wayne has been married for 8 years : Well ! It's little baby's business !

To Talia Head, from Metropolis : LITSEN HERE LITTLE BABY

Clark Kent is from Metropolis too : NOOOOO HE'S FROM KANSAS

Diana is the dean of Metro U : LITSEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI

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forsworned · 2 months

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ESPRESSO MANY FEELINGS ft. POLY!TF141

𓈒༑•̩̩͙ ⏤𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗒𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉

𓈒༑•̩̩͙ ⏤𝖺/𝗇: 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗆𝗆a 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂'𝗆 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝗇

⤷ you can find the rest of the series here

Allowing the 141 to have an espresso machine caused more problems than it solved. From making milk splutter all over the counter (mostly Johnny) and a slew of profanities would follow (mostly Price) to someone leaving the espresso unattended and overflowing the counter. And then that would lead to further scolding (mostly Simon to Johnny) as you and Kyle would watch the three idiots struggle. And suddenly nobody knew who was responsible for the atrocities in the kitchen. It occured to you that no one knew how to steam some damn milk and it was now up to you to teach them as they gathered around you in the kitchen.

"This is the pitcher." You instructed, lifting the metal pitcher to show them all. "Fill it with milk , and then insert the steaming wand." You adjusted the metal rod and turned the machine on. It soon came to life, steam shot out and you tilted it at an angle. "And then you angle it at about 45 to 60 degrees."

A chorus of "Oohhh"'s fill the room and you chuckled, shaking your head at them as the milk began to foam.

"You wanna keep the end of it not too far in otherwise the foam will fuck up. Just the tip." You grinned at yourself and Johnny's brow shot up.

"Jus' th' tip, eh?" He shared your impish grin and you two snickered at the dirty joke.

"Let me try." Price moved behind you, chest pressing up against you and his chin rested on your shoulder as he began to configure the machine successfully. Heart racing againgst your chest as he expertly navigated the expresso mechanism, preparing it into the mug you had set out. His warm breath tickling your ear as he aptly transferred the steamed milk over top the espresso, creating a swan with a few flicks of the wrist. He set it down for all to see. A pregnant pause followed.

"Show off." Kyle scoffed, arms folded leaning against the kitchen island as he smirked at his Captain.

"Ye knew how to do it this whole time..." Johnny shook his head in disbelief. Price squeezed your middle before placing chaste kisses on your neck with a smug expression while Johnny and Kyle reprimand him for not teaching them earlier, but of course he doesn't give a damn. Muffled giggles into the crook of your pretty neck as his subordinates have a crack at him.

In a bit of delirium from Price's hot touch you scanned the area to find Simon and snickered at the sight. The bickering three followed your gaze to a quiet and serene Simon who was no longer paying attention, sitting on one of the barstool's at the kitchen bar with his cup of steaming tea; pinky in air and all.

Johnny clicked his tongue. "Fuckin' Brits."

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unknownchoatic · 4 months

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thinking about how Horror is one of the few sans’s that isn’t bilingual and also how Horror probably can’t and/or struggles with other languages

like think about it, every other member of nms gang (and also crop/farm) speaks another language

like its been a long day and Dust just flops on Horror and mumbles something incoherent in Korean and Horror is just so confused

or Crop is doing angry muttering at the produce and Horror is so confused

even better Nightmare is flirting or something but yk in Spanish and Horror is just so confused like “wtf did u just say to me???”

#horror sans #dust sans #nightmare sans #farm sans #bad sans poly #rottencrops #language shenanigans of the multiverse #tee hee #i love horror #i love him so fucking much

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nickismyspiritanimal · 10 months

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New Girl (Gay edition) Text Posts 2

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shima-draws · 5 months

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AUGHHH. Thinking about Them,

#Hi have you seen my kids yet? Now you have :))))#OC #Original character #Obsessed with them. Tbh.#I NEED to get mechanic boy’s design done too #I really really. Want to make the four of them poly. Lol #Ezio especially is so. He’s got issues. He’s got a very unhealthy attachment to Nahu. It’s not normal. But everyone’s used to it LOL #I love them so so much they live rent free in my brain #Cannot WAIT to get the rest of the squad designed so I can draw ALL the shenanigans #Shima’s OCs #Among the Stars #ATS #WIP #Shima arts

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skitzo-kero · 3 months

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Polycule + System Shenanigans

(Grey filter over part of the painting of Caesar getting stabbed; on top of that there is a sketch of black of several figures with red hearts for weapons/hands/eyes beating the middle figure with love. There are two onlookers in the background, one of which is a canine.) From Top-Bottom/Left-Right: Monir (my system; wanted to be involved and have the orb of the statue) Villim (my system; didn't get a choice to be here, i felt him staring) Alyx (my system; actively part of the dating co-hosting pool) Chara (my system; Chara Introject; actively part of the dating co-hosting pool) Peat (my system; wanted to vibe and some attention. give love to peat) Multi ( @multi-lefaiye ; my loving fiance <3 get cherished and adored, punk) Anexor ( @anexor ; my loving girlfriend <3 i got two hands, be wary, punk) Faust ( me )

#skitz talks #calem's creativities #doodle #meme #doodle meme #furry meme #system meme #poly shenanigans

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blusandbirds · 3 days

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allison was unserious for sending scott that dumb little picture of isaac's bad boy smolder on the back of aiden's motorcycle instead of just texting "hey we got the bike" because she knew both she and scott wanted that picture for future reference

#blu talks #scallisaac #<- yes in the year of our lord 2024 what of it #'okay isaac pose for the camera' 'uh why does it have to be a picture? can't you just text him?' 'shut up and smirk lahey'#she knew scott would appreciate it #and she herself appreciated it #i know the out of universe reason is shameless product placement #but the in universe explanation is poly shenanigans #scott mccall #allison argent #isaac lahey

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zprite-x · 1 month

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Halley’s got support from her best friend, a moth that looks like her old mentor, and a butterfly who could be The Mother.

Or maybe not, The Mother appears to only be here for Poli. Who knows why?

- @kirbyoctournament

Bonus under cut

Meanwhile the real poli

#im playing with time shenanigans #there ARE two versions of Poli and Halley after all #Kirby #Kirby OC #kirby OCs #Halley (oc)#my art #my ocs #morpho is also here #oc (2024): halley

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