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temis-de-leon · 3 days

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MC deadass writes with hooves.

They grab a pen with hooves and just do stacks of homework.

I don't even do my homework and I have fingers.

MC walks, eats, messages and writes with fucking hooves.

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 13 hours

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Mc: I love you

Satan: are they talking to Cerberus again?

Asmo: he brought them a dead pride Demon

Satan: damn can't compete with that

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zephyrchama · 2 days

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mr. krab's first dime Mammon's first grimm

Mammon freaks out one day and goes rampaging around the house, screaming about his grimm being stolen. He tears apart his room, the common spaces, and is making his way towards Leviathan's room next. That nerd is always nagging Mammon to pay him back, clearly he must have stolen it.

You try to calm Mammon down. Maybe he misplaced it? Maybe he spent it and forgot? Mammon says he would never spend it - that's his first grimm. The first hard-earned cash he ever made. It's special.

He's about to punt Levi's door into oblivion when you grab him and he stumbles and this somehow falls out of his pocket.

"My first grimm! Oh Grimmy, I'll never lose you again!" "That's a grimm?" "The Great Mammon's been in business for a long time."

#and then just like mr krabs he starts making out with it and blames someone else for putting it in his pocket #obey me #obey me swd #obey me scenarios #obey me crack #obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me headcanon #obey me mammon #omswd #omswd mammon #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost

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awkwardcreature789 · 1 day

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Barbatos simps be like:

“I want that barbussy-“

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notcreative360 · 1 day

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Mammon: *Finds Barbatos laying down on the sofa, with a blanket on* What the fu-

MC: He found a rat in the kitchen, and came here to crash for the night without even asking..

Mammon: And you're just gonna let him!?

MC: Yes.

#I'm more of a Mammon fan but I know there are Barbatos fans out there #So this is for Barbatos fans but mostly for the fun of it #I know his big fear of rats so I couldn't help myself lol #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me game #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me barbatos

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l-mint-l · 2 days

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#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me belphegor #obey me belphagor #obey me shitpost #obey me memes

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warper-in-training · 2 days

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bestie you took my virginity on Lesson 2-13 OG Obey Me wdym

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the-pessimists-paradigm · 2 days

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What are the brothers spice tolerances?

I feel like Beel could be fine with a ghost pepper but Asmo would be shedding tears over a bell pepper (we love our poor little drama queen)

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authormars · 3 days

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Is there a game Levi refuses to play?

Any dating sim that's only women. He can't handle that amount of boobs

#obey me shitpost #obey me headcanons #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me leviathan

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boozye · 6 months

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:3 *approaching violently*

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me satan #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #boozye did

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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devildomangel · 1 month

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MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

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whatever-fanfics · 6 months

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Headcanon that the demons and angels don't have that instinct when somethings wrong.

MC *feels the hairs on their arms stand up*: Somethings wrong

Solomon *feels a pit in his stomach*: I agree

Demons and Angels: What the fuck

*Something goes wrong*

The Demons and Angels: What the F U C K 🤯😱🤯

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

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katboykirby · 1 month

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#obey me #obey me nightbringer #omswd #obey me satan #satan #satan obey me #obey me memes #obey me shitpost

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notcreative360 · 14 hours

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Ok, so this has been going around my mind lately.. Did Belphie kill Mc twice? Or just once? Cause, Belphie choked Mc to death over at the attic. But then, there is the other MC that Mammon held in his arms, did Mc in Mammon's arms die too.. or did they just poof before anything happened else happened..? Like what do y'all think?

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