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reality-detective · 4 months

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#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #squirrel #cute animals #nature #wildlife

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invinciblerodent · 7 months

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just saw someone type the words "the earthy scent of bergamot" when referring to Astarion's signature scent (bergamot, rosemary, a hint of aged brandy) and uh

bergamot, it's like the most citrusy citrus to have ever citrused, friends. It's the kind of citrus used in Earl Grey tea, to give it that citrusy twinge, because it's like PUNGENTLY citrus.

bergamot and rosemary is supposed to be a light, sunny, clean scent- it's herbal and bright overall. It's -to me, who isn't trained or anything, just casually enjoys smellin' stuff- is a scent I associate with summer. The brandy is a nutty, sweet, alcoholic note that kind of cuts that- maybe to create the illusion of a pleasant, semi-natural musk, because I don't think an undead person would really have his own.

With his whole situation going on, I don't.... think, personally, that he'd put anything that'd be earthy on his skin on purpose. I think that'd be a bit on the nose, pun fully intended. (But I do think that his natural "corpse"-scent is probably a bit mossy and damp, like the earth of a freshly turned grave, or a seldom used cellar on a summer day. Not exactly the scent of decay, but something cool, almost mildewy.)

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #yes I think too much with my nose sometimes

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discopaws · 4 months

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making more friend for Theo's retinue! this guy's called Marco

#my art #squirrel #fantasy #furry #anthro #dagger #hood #you'd think he's like an assassin or something based on his outfit #but he's actually the retinue's accountant

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rosekasa · 2 months

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ladybug discovers that chat noir can speak english with a PERFECT british accent and she is FLOORED. chat noir has never seen ladybug so fascinated with him before. after she first finds out she literally sits across from him and is like "oh my god can you say 'squirrel' in english??' he says it flawlessly and she's like 'WHOAAAAA DO IT AGAIN!!!!!'

#i always think abt that video of french people trying to say squirrel #miraculous ladybug #ladynoir #tagged:ladynoir #♡alizeh talks♡

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moider-time · 1 year

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Everything with Batman is the same except he's a snacker. Bruce could never eat only at breakfast, lunch or dinner, he just never worked like that. Thomas and Martha had such a hard time trying to get baby Bruce to eat at a set time. He wouldn't be hungry at dinner time but at 2am? He was craving some marshmallows.

So the solution to that is him carrying snacks all over the place. Bruce will be at a gala and chomping on some grapes while trying to avoid the mayor. He'll be in an interview, talking about his latest poem related to Gotham's gothic architecture and nibbling on smores.

The Justice League are especially used to it. On the rare times when Bruce forgot to bring food, the others have him covered. J'onn slides him cucumber sandwiches, Ollie has honey-covered apple slices and Clark has his oatmeal cookies that Bruce said he liked. The JL are planning for the next cosmic threat and Diana, Clark and Bruce are having a picnic in the back.

It came in handy when his kids were little and they'd get hungry during movie premieres and fundraisers. He'd just whip out snacks from his suit pocket and they'd munch on some. Even now that most of them are grown, they still slide up next to him and tug on his wrist when they're hungry.

(The only time Damian wants to be referred to as a child is when he's arguing that only he should be entitled to Bruce's snacks cause he is the only actual child. No one else listens of course)

And I know it's canonical that Batman carries like sweets in his utility belt for Robin and any kids he may come across but some of them are for him too. Imagine being a goon and Batman dislocates your shoulder while peeling an orange. I'd just quit.

People have connected Bruce's eating habits to Batman's but instead of the logical theory of Bruce being Batman, they just think that Batman is a secret Wayne child that Bruce doesn't know about. They don't want to upset him so this theory is never brought up in his presence.

(Also Bruce 🤝 Speedsters

Having to constantly eat because you have eating habits that no one else gets)

( @bruciemilf )

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royalarchivist · 5 months

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JVNQ: In Brazil, Pac is known by "Gostoso" (sexy guy).

Pac: Mentira- that's a lie! Don't- don't worry- don't hear him, don't hear him.

Gumi: [Laughs]

JVNQ: I call Pac "Gostoso" all the time.

Pac: Guys, I'm leaving, bye! [He logs off the server]

#Purgatory 2 #Purgatory #Pactw #JVNQ #JV #Pac #December 18 2023 #He's a menace. I love him already #I THINK that's JV. If it's not please correct me because I ALSO don't know anyone's voices #Team Squirrel #I swear I'm not a Pac updates account I just happen to be watching him rn and there are a lot of funny Team Squirrel moments

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emilylprentiss · 1 year

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#judging you

#*marge simpson voice* i just think they're neat #criminal minds #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #hotchniss #criminalmindsedit #cmedit #tvedit #criminal minds 4x12 #listen if i looked over and saw these two gossip squirrels staring at me during a private conversation....#*mine

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icewindandboringhorror · 10 months

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#cats #outing myself once again as someone whos not attune whatsoever to human culture but - in all honesty I do not know #what 'psspsspss' means despite loving cats my entire life hghj.. I've just seen people online describe that as how you call a cat #but I have never in my life witnessed someone call a cat by making that noise or made that noise myself. I can't even think of an example o #it so I genuinely don't even know what that's supposed to be but. Included because I've seen it so much it must be something to someone #even when I was a kid I pretty much always just meowed to cats and tried to sound exactly like them or whatever meow I associated with them #obviously not literally saying “ME OW” but doing an actual cat meow. often times a kind of 'prrrow' sort of noise where you trill your tong #ue then lead into a softer vocal tone .. maybe like 'mrrrrauh' or something? Or sometimes just a trilling chirp immitating the #cat's ''mrrrrp'' they do sometimes. I used to mimic small kittens to get the attention of cats #with their like very high pitches squeky whine with a little bit of air out the nostrils at the end to imitate the sound of them having #tiny lungs that don't hold much air so with a long loud 'mew' it's sometimes a little strained near the end #Though usually I just imitate the cat that I'm around at the time. Sometimes I have done kind of a combination kissy lip sort of noise #tongue clicking. almost like tapping on the back of your front teeth with your tongue and sucking in. almost makes kind of a squirrel noise #ANYWAY... curiouse....

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turbourbo · 2 years

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Has this been done?

#I keep thinking of that textpost about which Hargreeves would survive the Hunger Games #and Klaus is like #And I’m dying second #because I’m not roughing and touching it in the woods #sleeping in trees and eating squirrels #like he’s not even trying to survive the apocalypse #he just won’t stay dead #and ben’s gotta deal with all his whining and complaining #actually how has ben not noticed Klaus dying and reanimating?#the umbrella academy #tua #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

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murdermitties · 1 year

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I was talking at a cigarette With nothing left to say But he should have been there anyway For I didn't sing a single song, all day

Dear Arkansas Daughter ~ Lady Lamb

#squirreldaisy #daisy wc #daisy warrior cats #squirrelflight #warrior cats #wc #warriors #am i into shipping? no #do i like romance? not in the fucking slightest #but ya bitch is a sucker for mutual pining divorced (didn't realise they where lesbians) lesbians WHO WONT TELL EACH OTHER HOW THEY FEEL #daisy and squirrel are two divorced moms that deserve each other and not their shitty ex husbands #wanted to relax a bit and this song keep making me think about these two #mostly the first parts of the song but ya kno #this can be platonic or romantic #but they deserve each other in any way they can get

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lunar-waterlilies · 6 months

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It is said that in Mirkwood there are black squirrels.

#lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr #fanart #legolas #he's not tiny the squirrel is cat-sized; i was thinking of beorn's enormous honeybees when i drew it #and the giant spiders ofc ofc silly of me to forget them

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rthwrms · 2 months

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btw in case u were confused

#based on that one post about raccoons and squirrels i think? i haven't seen it in awhile haha #goblincore #gremlin #fae #mythical creatures

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invinciblerodent · 4 months

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From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.

Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.

#squirrel plays bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #just watched a little video on bad decisions that actually turn out well #and the last one was “reviving gale”#and my man went OFF on how annoying and how much of a jerk he found gale #and how he had wanted to just let him stay dead #and i'm just..... annoyed at this point #and annoyed at myself for being annoyed #gale is just whimsical!!! and fun!!!!! i mean come on have you never taken him to the lanceboard; that boyish glee?#larian please fix my kisses i need this man on his knees post-haste #(this. this is because. i play a dwarf. and he kneels down for a kiss. ya nasties.)#(but also. definitely was thinking that too.)

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fatphobiabusters · 1 month

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apologies if this doesn’t fit your policies, but what are your thoughts on the ilymation drama? i tried to make sense of but it’s hard without delving into seeing fatphobic rhetoric due to the nature of her original video and how most people that discuss it don’t seem to understand the nature of fatphobia as a whole. but what do you think of it?

I don't remember if I watched her original video or not but my understanding of the situation is she made a video and people were responding to it and she was using the DMCA system to strike down videos.

Given the typical nature of people that would be upset enough to do a response video to an animation I can imagine its a lot of fatphobia, diet culture and pop science defending. 🙄

The crux of the issue is that she's not a commentator by nature so it probably feels very violating to have someone take your personal video and have someone be a clown about it under the guise of a "response". So I understand the instinct to protect your content. However unlike YouTube itself, the user base does not fuck around over trying to protect fairuse. Which has more and more self righteous fatphobes responding. I'm sure they are especially nasty if they think the response was 'correct' and her original was body positive.

It is fairuse to make a 'response' to the original video. It is an abuse of the take down system to flag those videos. And she doesn't have the skill set to navigate this frustrating situation because she is not a content creator that gets into fights or has people come after her normally. My heart goes out to her, I have seen other work from her, she's very personal, raw and vulnerable.

It probably felt like someone punched her in the heart. She wanted to protect herself and made the wrong choice. Now everyone is being assholes.

-mod squirrel

#Ask #illymation #Mod squirrel #twindrillscomputer #I think it fits due to the nature of her video in question

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mercisnm · 4 months

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Sweater weather shenanigans

Plus the lines, before I throw colours on it like an excitable squirrel:

#yes i am aware that squirrels are colour blind #anyhow #sometimes i draw things #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #it's been *cold* lately and i hate going outside so much #ill think of my blorbos being warm and cozy and comfy thank you #every lesbian's dream: to have an older girlfriend whose lap you can use as a pillow plus she will make you hot drinks if you ask nicely #yes tissaia in frumpy comfy cardigans. she has a collection of tartan blankets too. she's very Grandpa fight me #yennefer in one of those super large but comfy looking turtle neck cream colour sweaters and grey sweatpants #she wears the sweatpants as an experiment because everyone her age seems to go crazy over their partner wearing it so whats about tissaia #(tissaia doesn't give a shit about sweatpants. doesn't own them. doesn't need them. doesn't find them aesthetically pleasing)#(i've used the word comfy way too many times in these tags and i don't regret it one bit)#also i have that seal plush. just smaller

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hiding-under-the-willow · 23 days

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This is a really simple little proof of concept doodle based off of some really stupid jokes but that's fine because this is a propaganda post first and foremost. Turn him into a squirrel!!! If for no other reason than to mess with my sibling specifically pretty please 😊

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #welsknight #there is a story behind this involving a very silly misunderstanding between my sibling and I and the fallen kingdom music video #but I actually think this is a kind of fun concept lol #if any of you do actually draw him as a squirrel tag me i want to see it so bad anskdhnfj

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