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hopelesslygaysstuff · 8 months

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I love the lil community you have on here!! You're all just simping for each other and I am here for it

hey now i’m no simp… u have NO evidence 😳

but i’m happy i like watching this grow, i’m certainly having a fun time!!

#texting my dad like #hey i have friends!#they’re just uh online!#and gay #we’re all gay #and simping #so #answered asks #anon ask

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forkdragon · 1 year

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MY DAD MADE ME A THINKER CLOCK FOR CHRISTMAS AAAAAAAAA

#it even has a secret compartment!!! >:3c #EDIT: I tried adding alt text but idk if it’ll show up in the rbs. I didn’t expect this to get more than like 10 notes lmao #EDIT: can you believe my dad was worried I wouldn’t like it? he’s so proud of how many notes this has #ace attorney #aa #Katy mumbles

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jomeimei421 · 1 month

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Felt a bit nostalgic watching RT shut down…Here are the og faves again for old times sake 💙

#rvb #agent washington #agent Carolina #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #epsilon #my art rvb #ahhh a lot of feelings…of course I stepped away from rt as a company a long time ago #but RvB is special to me!! it was my first fandom experience ever #and the community here on tumblr specifically was so instrumental to me growing up #I really could not have asked for a better community of artists and writers to grow up in. I know it sounds like platitudes when I say #that everyone was super nice and talented but REALLY. People were so kind to me and somehow I became well known despite #my art and writing and me in general still being immature and hashtag cringe #I found my creative legs and #people would respond to my stuff with walls and walls of support in the tags and we would do exchanges and events every year #I made my first lyric comic and it’s still doing extremely well on YouTube even today!! my dad who passed away recently always loved it #and my favorite RvB writer came out of hibernation to write me a bunch of text wall asks about it #I’ve never had another fandom experience quite like RvB #I still keep in touch with many of my friends from that time period even though we’ve all moved on the other things #these guys will always always have a place in my heart #so long reds and blues….

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seiwas · 9 months

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₊˚⊹｡ 5:55 p.m. | oikawa tooru

wc: 709 summary: oikawa comes home missing a step in the ‘oikawa family routine’. contains: f!reader, papa!oikawa, baby girl oikawa, use of term ‘baby’, baby/child/kid, being parents, food descriptions, oikawa coming home to his lil family of three!, oikawa aged up to pro. a/n: thought of this lil blurb today and had to get it down !! i love papa oikawa my heart is bursting !!

comments, tags, and reblogs are greatly appreciated ♡

Oikawa comes home in the late afternoon.

He takes his shoes off by the genkan, and keeps a hop in his step despite a full day of volleyball; being a setter might be what he does best, but bursting into his house, shouting his usual 'baby, i'm home!' might just be what he loves the most.

And he's about to do it, as he steps into the hallway, gym bag on his shoulder and mouth open pre-yell, but he stops, because—

—there peering up at him is his little girl, greeting him with an index finger to her lips as if to say: 'shhh, papa, be quiet ...'.

When he looks further behind her, to the couch, he sees you, fast asleep with your right arm folded to cushion your head, and the other hanging over the edge.

"Mama sleep," she whispers, almost giggling, and he thinks the saying could never be more true; her laugh is infectious (or maybe just to her papa)—he'd never be immune.

Oikawa's eyes widen and he mouths an 'oh' as he lets down his gym bag quietly. He crouches low, coming eye-to-eye with his mini-me, the splitting image of him except for her smile—which is yours, undoubtedly.

He stretches his arms out, welcoming her in, and she rushes to him, giggling, her brown curls bouncing with each step closer to him.

This is the Oikawa family routine: when papa arrives home, he gets 3 kisses, one on each cheek and the last one on his nose. Then, he lifts his little girl up, supports her with one arm while he kisses you and pulls you close.

This time, the routine isn't quite as complete but he still has his little girl on his arm, perched by his hip kissing his cheek. Her little hands grab on to his face to place the final kiss to his nose and he scrunches it, joking with her, a remix of his favorite tune as she giggles some more.

"Did my baby sleep too?" he whispers, feet light as he makes his way to the kitchen, past you.

His little girl nods, "Small only." and he thinks it's so cute, that she's the smartest girl in the world for knowing what to say—even though he knows 'small' isn't exactly the right word to describe it.

He lets her down on the kitchen counter before opening the fridge to check what's available: chicken and a few vegetables. Then, he gathers what he needs and places them on the table.

"Should we make dinner for mama?" he asks, a glint in his eyes that can only mean one thing.

His little girl perks up, brown eyes widening and gleaming just the same, a perfect reflection of his as she nods and says, "Egg!"

He laughs, volume restrained, but he kisses her forehead and replies, "Okay, egg for mama it is."

By the end of it, there's an empty carton (or two) of eggs he's used (failed attempts to make Omurice until its decent, but still half as good as what you always do). His little girl sprinkles the last few bits of green onion before you round the corner just in time, eyes slightly puffed and his love right there, laced in your sleepy smile.

"Mama!" his (your) little girl shouts, making grabby hands at her papa to let her down.

You shake your head and laugh, smiling just like your little girl as you drag your feet nearer. The food is resting on the counter as Oikawa picks her up, keeping her perched on his hip as he walks towards you.

It’s a warm, fuzzy feeling sitting in his stomach that's been there for a while, even before you two became three, that's reminding him of how good his life is, coming home to you, sleep lines and all running across your cheek.

When you meet in the middle of your kitchen, you don't forget the Oikawa family routine, tiptoeing up to kiss him as he pulls you closer, your little girl squished in-between.

"I'm home, baby." he whispers, nose-to-nose, just as you let his lips go, and you laugh, his favorite tune, the original, before your baby girl made it her own.

"Welcome home."

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sysig · 5 months

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Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

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He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #FJdlsafjdsf Handplates fuzzes my brain #I cannot tell you how weird it feels to draw Gaster with the Lost Soul head after all this time away haha #It drops me back into the person I was when I first read Handplates - for better or for worse. It's a very strange feeling #Even drawing Sans and Papyrus again sends me back! Not as strongly but certain little details stand out #Sans' eyes especially... Very strange feeling #Anyhow! Since Fellplates sent me back down the rabbit hole and I've gotten back into rereading lightly - still not a full commitment!#Maybe soon tho 👀 I feel like I always say that haha #But in the meantime thinking of the pre-Plates Handplates time period <3 Since that's the one I'm still most familiar with haha #I love when they're still growing and learning ♪ Scaffolded baby talk! Twin language! Love 'em ♥#And fearless* mischievous little troublemakers hehe #They're so cute <3 I love the little ways they interact as young'uns - like when Papyrus will just lift Sans by his arms lol #I'd been thinking about and then had to go read the one of Sans as a the blanket/coat tickle monster and then - this ✨#''Excuse me sir I'd like One Ticket to the R Rated movie I am an adult Monster'' lol #Probably another one of those moments where Gaster is just *nervously sweats in Dad* lol - stop being so cute!#Also there's no particular meaning to when I use WingDings for his text :P Just convenience and if I remember to lol #Comics where he talks a lot are not convenient XP I have enough trouble editing on this paper ugh I will Not miss it when it's done #Even attempted this comic in as few pencil strokes/erasing as possible and it was still a pain to work with! >:0 Rude #Doubly so that I've had a Handplates comic idea for past like - year lol - and /this/ was the first one I finished pfftbl #To be fair to the other I do want to at least attempt making it a look-alike hehe ♪ You know how it is with Ideas™#I can't be too mad about it haha ♫ It did turn out quite cute after all :3

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bruciemilf · 7 months

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Bruce who treats Clark like a Google engine

Bruce, texting at 3 AM: should I take the shell off the eggs before or after I boil them?

Clark: Ask that out loud

Bruce: [calls] should I-

#dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superbat #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #i think the batkids do the same with bruce #at the doctors office being like whats my blood type. dad. DADDY ANSWER!!!!!#text #text post

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housewifebuck · 7 months

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do not talk to me or my son or my sons gay best friend ever again

#once again ripping my own jokes straight from my text convo with teenie #and for anyone who's gonna be like bobby is basically eddies dad too bitch I know but this is funnier #911 #🪐#caps #also this scene drives me insane why are hen and chim the only two wearing their passes and why is this like the only time in the whole sho #that we see anyone wearing them #like.......#obviously the costume department HAS them

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seraphsfire · 8 months

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im obsessed with neil newbon the Just Some Guy / Fey Creature energy he has, he dresses like a genderfluid cybergoth pajama model, has the body language of a tiny cat in the form of a 6'2 very large man, the bubbly energy of a middle school girl, the athletic skill of a stuntman, will say the smartest and sweetest and most heartbreaking shit and then 10 minutes later while he's gaming he'll accidentally take off a companion characters undies and flash everybody, wildshape his character into a cat, meow intermittently for 15 minutes and ur not quite sure if he realizes he's still doing it? Then he'll spin the strangest little story flirting with himself of two characters he made up and talking in the voices the whole time, remind you his half wood-elf is VERY stupid and very pansexual, and then leave? The minute i saw his first stream i was like FUCK i guess i'm keeping this guy huh. 10/10

#the second he opened his mouth i was like oh he got the kind of adhd that i got BAD #and then his best friend is a writer of one of my favorite episodes of NBC hannibal but he has the personality of a very tired british dad #it all feels made up #text #neil newbon #tbd ?#bg3 #and ive only been watching his streams for like a WEEK btw #and so much happens every time #i am so jealous of his whimsy

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vlasdygoth · 10 months

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picked this up at the thrift store the other day do you think it's any good

#mgs #metal gear solid #ocelhira #kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #id in alt text #this is how you know im in deep. okay.#i got the title in my head and ive had these pulp covers in my pinterest feed for MONTHS so this was inevitable #theres a bunch of gay ones with these like lurid yellow backgrounds so thats what i pulled from for this. it didnt happen all the way but i #like it nonetheless #and yes thwt is a duran duran AND belinda carlisle reference.#i DO think its funny to put heaven is a place on earth on my mgs/dad rock playlist what of it

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causeimanartist · 5 months

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The sillies

#superwonderbat #dc #dc trinity #not art #my family knows of my love for them obviously #because these three were a Christmas gift from my brother #and for Christmas I got a lunch box ornament with them on it #(the ornament was apparently originally for my brother but I wrap all the gifts - minus my own)#(so when I was wrapping my brothers gifts and saw it I texted my mom like 'hello??? I'm the swb gal?????)#I need to reorganize my book shelf #I have so many books piled on the floor in my room because I don't have enough shelf space #but I also refuse to get rid of the doll house #yes it's an impractical way to store books no I don't care because my dad made it #(hi dad since I know you read the tags lol)

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rongzhi · 8 months

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Gender performance is my dad deciding to grow a mustache at age 50 and keeping it for as long as I’ve known him because “dads should have mustaches”

#A+ in gender performance Dr dad 👨🏻#text #friends will know I have absolutely said this before #but I literally haven’t stopped thinking about it since my older cousin told me that he said this #same way I still think about how my sister realised he doesn’t like onions when we were 20 #bc he kept picking all the green onions off the tofu HE made and casting them aside #and even my mom didn’t know he didn’t eat onions #and he’s right…… If I ever become a dad I too shall grow a mustache……#btw my cousin had his baby last year and guess what is on his face rn

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snarfflarf · 2 months

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Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads: Round 2

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artificialhaunts · 5 months

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From BJ Hunnicutt's scrapbook

#mash 4077 #mash #mash fanart #mash posting #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #Margret houlihan #charles emerson winchester iii #described in alt text #digital art #fan art #Im looking respectfully at this show for dads and getting my grubby little gay hands on it to play with them like dolls #art haunts #character art #the scrapbook of BJ Hunnicutt

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mossymandibles · 6 months

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I like how 90% of my Gen and Kraw comics start with her waking him up from a nap. Oops.

This did just start out as another Kraw napping study :p

Here’s Gen showing off her own art skills.

#Kraw is like a drunk teenager just picking a spot on the floor to sleep on #I didn’t feel like doing the whole text thing so enjoy my shoddy handwriting #monster art #monster oc #monster dad #kraw #gen #comic

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copepods · 1 year

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if (when) beyond the spiderverse is delayed i dont wanna see ANYONE complaining btw. if it takes 2, 3 years for the workers to create a good product and not crunch and overwork themselves that’s what it takes!!!!

#tbh when i saw it was slated for 2024 i was very nervous bc that didnt seem like nearly enough time #so im very glad that seems to not be the case anymore lol #spiderverse #text #apparently (according to my dad who read the news) theyre still in story development so like. lol. theres no way #makes me wonder how the writers strike is affecting things? but also sony is apparently infamously un-unionized so

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couch-house · 6 months

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do you know for how long and how many times i have tried to draw sonic and kintobor hug. im obsessed. anyway read my old fanfiction it's still good bc Sonic and Kintobor Hug

#stc #sth #sonic the comic #dr ovi kintobor #sonic the hedgehog #fleetway sonic #exit sonic #fanart #id in alt text #'old' it's from like may. whatever. my brain is the same since then bc postcanon sonic is crazy to meee i need to rip him apart like a dog #can SOMEONE get this pathetic little RAT a HUG?!? yes :) he hugs his friends :)#well can the pathetic little rat hug his dad?? yes :) because i said so #a hug from kintobor wouldnt fix him but it would definitely do a lot #fic art #sort of. not really.

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