When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

Facts that we know about bonzo

- His teeth are not soft

- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor

- He's made of skin and sweats

- He probably can read

- He does lap dances in his free time

in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

obsessed with the fact that 'Bonzo' is now straight up a content warning

pov: you're Mr. Bonzo

Sam being immediately called out for lying about being done with the "Magnus stuff" is so funny. Absolutely no one believes you. The computers don't believe you. Alice doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself. You are in a series titled "the Magnus protocol". This is the most obviously incorrect statement in the entire podcast so far.

Mr. Bonzo going to a strip club and literally tearing apart a bachelor's party of lads is objectively hilarious. Like the description was horrific and gave me chills to listen to. But as soon as the episode was over and I sat back to just think about the episode I started laughing because what the fuck? What do you mean?? He came to a strip club?? And just?? Started fucking ripping apart and eating people?? That's hilarious?? 🤣 I love this fucking podcast, making me shiver in fear one second and laugh my ass off the next.

THE FACT THAT THE AUDIO DIDNT GLITCH WHEN ALICE SAID THAT SHE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AT THE OIAR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? ALICE WHAT ARE YOU HIDING???????????

can't believe they named an episode Getting Off. straight Jorkin It.

in the stripped club. straight up "getting off" and by "off", haha, well, lets justr say. hello jon, apologies for the deception.

he shouldve been at the cluuuu- oh. oh he was? oh. did he have fun? oh

Incident people so far:

dice guy who got so deep in character he both killed a man and started wearing fedoras

breaking news! guy wants money so bad that he throws himself off a cliff to get it! watch as he is shocked by the consequences!

treeman treeman treeman TREEMAN TREEMAN TREEMAN

the ocean is gonna fucking GET you

lap dance gone horribly wrong

don't go the magnus institute don't you fucking do it

a children's tv mascot turns out to be just as creepy as we thought it was gonna be

grifters bone 2: regency edition

He is his own content warning

Close enough welcome back Kayne Malevolent

Hey haha. Remember the lying glitch? Yeah, it didn't go off when Alice said "I don't wonder. I know." about the question who benefits from all this. Do with this information what you will.

bonzo tilted his head coquettishly?!

ah fuck, the way alice drops the act and asks gwen if she's actually okay when it's clear that gwen is shaken... *clenches teeth so hard bones crack*