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Jin Ling: How fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors?
Lan Jingyi: Depends.
Jin Ling: .............................................................on what?
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#jin ling#lan jingyi#incorrect quotes#zack stop you're gonna get in trouble#source: tumblr
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Wei Wuxian: I told Jiang Cheng his ears flush when he lies.
Jiang Yanli: Why?
Wei Wuxian: Look.
Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng, do you love us?
Jiang Cheng: [covering his ears] No!
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jiang yanli#incorrect quotes#this house is a fucking nightmare
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Lan Jingyi: Anyways. I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies.
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Wei Wuxian: [writing in his diary with a glitter pink gel pen] I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters The gods are dead. There's blood on my hands.
#and he is so real for this#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr
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Lan Jingyi: Truth or Dare.
Jin Ling: This is not a slumber party.
Lan Jingyi: I know, but it feels like one.
Jin Ling: We're being held captive!
Ouyang Zizhen: I choose dare!
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#lan jingyi#jin ling#ouyang zizhen#incorrect quotes#zack stop you're gonna get in trouble
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Lan Wangji: That was a weird text you sent last night.
Wei Wuxian: Oh no, I'm so sorry. That was autocorrect.
Lan Wangji: Autocorrect wrote, "your so hot please step on me"?
Wei Wuxian: Yeah, it's supposed to say "you're".
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Lan Xichen: Is patience one of your more valued vir-
Wei Wuxian: -Yes!
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Wei Wuxian: So here's the tea...
Jiang Cheng: This is an emergency meeting.
Wei Wuxian: Listen, do you want the tea or not??
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#incorrect quotes#source: twitter#this house is a fucking nightmare
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Lan Jingyi: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Jin Ling: Sure.
Lan Jingyi: A girl goes to buy a snake, there's a sign on the snake that says "3.14 feet" and then she says-
Jin Ling: "It's a pi-thon"
Lan Jingyi: [wiping "snakes don't have feet" off his hand] Haha, yeah.
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Lan Wangji: Can people be allergic to other people?
Lan Xichen: What? No, why?
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying...Everytime I'm around him, my palms get all sweaty, and I feel really warm, and my heartbeat and my breathing gets uneven.
Lan Xichen: You're-
Lan Wangji: I think I'm allergic to him.
Lan Xichen: Oh my gods...
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#lan xichen#incorrect quotes#right in front of my salad
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Lan Jingyi: I would like to phone a friend.
Wei Wuxian: I haven't asked anything yet.
Lan Jingyi: I know, but I miss him.
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Wen Qing: My favorite game is to act like I can't understand something very simple when a man is explaining it to me to see how dumb he thinks I am.
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Nie Mingjue: What's wrong with you?
Nie Huaisang: [Takes a long sip from a fruit punch Capri sun]
Nie Huaisang: My sketchers don't light up anymore.
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Xue Yang: Am I going too far?
Xiao Xingchen: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Wei Wuxian: I'm brilliant as well as skilled. It's a great burden, all of that on top of my dashing good looks, but I try to soldier on as best as I can.
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Jin Guangyao: I came out here to attack people. And I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Lan Jingyi: I need you to meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Jin Ling: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#incorrect quotes#lan jingyi#jin ling#zack stop you're gonna get in trouble
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