The way that Sandra Lynn asks Fig to reprioritize breaking the curse on “her only daughter in the world” 🥹

the way brennan lee mulligan plays single mothers needs to be studied because i have been thinking about the delivery of "maybe we could bump up the priority on de-cursing the old ... my only daughter in the world" for 4 days now

i know it was a joke but fig saying she’s gonna have sandra lynn on the complicated women podcast. learning the hard truths about your mother. accepting her for the deeply flawed person that she is. knowing that she’s made mistakes but loving her all the same. allowing her to be a complicated woman.

Bobby Dawn works in a place with at least four (an argument could be made for five) people who would kill him for what he did to Sandra Lynn that man is NOT safe

imagine you decide to go on the most awkward group holiday trip ever, like your kid’s friends and their parents, and literally everyone has relationship drama and situationships like at least one person you used to date and two people you’ve turned down are there guaranteed, and your kid and their friends have all gone to visit their friend’s ex/situationship’s corporate religious retreat and then suddenly like four gods are mad and someone is maybe dying and apparently the kids are all trapped in an extradimensional portal?? and then they just go to hell???? and you’re still stuck on this awful fucking trip just stuck in a room with these other parents and their goddamn relationship drama as you wait to hear back from your kid who, again, is in hell

(My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski)

no one gets working class self destructive young mother that almost lost her daughter because of her own selfish actions sandra-lynn faeth like i do

🚬 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🚬

Emily/Fig being so furious about Bobby Dawn manipulating her mother into dropping out of high school to join his adventuring party, only to leave her with nothing and her reputation destroyed.

While not realising that Fig's own teacher has been personally training and pushing her to become a paladin so she can worship HIM as HIS CHAMPION when he ascends to become the god of war.

The mother-daughter parallels make me insane.

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the two genders: dry guys and complicated women

who up complicating they women‼️

Dropping off lunch

fig not feeling good and going to her mom to fix it is something that i will be thinking about for the next fortnight

Hot take: if they had been even a little bit more involved in s1, the Thistlesprings would have been good people to take in Kristen!

They're open in a way that directly contradicts everything her parents were against, including about sex and such! She would have actually had adults in the home that she would be able to talk to about it! Also, they're really dedicated and I think would so a better job of checking up with her! Not that Jawbone and Sandra Lynn are doing a bad job, they're just super outnumbered as things are! The Thistlesprings are less busy! Plus I think it's be cute for her and Gorgug to get more screen time together (especially when you consider that he's the first person she talked to in Freshman year idk I think that's nice).

To add to the bit of it all, it would make Kristen and Gorgug siblings to further cement the whole they're-slowly-becoming-one-big-family thing

dont ask me about sandra lynn dropping out in senior year without the support of any friends or family only to be manipulated and abandoned and then fig dropping out in her senior year BECAUSE of the support and love of her friends and family

Fig and Sandra Lynn are so "I wish you loved yourself as much as I love you" about each other

cody married a man (skeleton puppet demon), fig and ayda got engaged, sklonda and sandra lynn deeply committed to each other, queen caramelinda turned down sir amanda maillard’s proposal bc what they have is much hotter than marriage,,,, man the time quangle live shows truly are so queer