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redstopgringo · 8 months

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I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.

#funny #puns #humorism #humoral theory #jokes

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shittyhistory · 8 months

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i am. so busy researching the history of cholera in London and Yorkshire from the 1820s - 1850s anyway fun fact: cholera was regularly treated under the concept of humoral theory except nobody outright said "humors" probably because humoral theory was a dying theory at this point So cholera was threated like it was caused by an excess of black bile, which meant blood letting and a lot of warm blankets constricting you. The latter sounds fine until you realize cholera means violently expelling liquid from both ends

#historian #history #shitty history #cholera outbreak #cholera #tw medical #tw blood #tw blood letting #four humors #humoral theory #blood letting #there were a lot of leeches #like a lot

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sanguinifex · 11 months

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After the fall of the Neoliberal Era, humoral theory experienced a resurgence in medicine, with all illnesses being attributed to imbalances in parasites, microplastics, soybean products, and Red #40

#humor #humoral theory #satire #post apocalyptic

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rejectingrepublicans · 3 months

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Steve Bannon admitted in his book that he invented the “deep state” to wind up Republican voters.

#republican assholes #traitor trump #crooked donald #political humor #resist #maga morons #deep state #conspiracy theories #Qnuts

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the-jaffster-official · 6 months

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Sometimes my friends are insightful and wise and I'm grateful for them, and sometimes they say shit like this

#humor #this is not legitimate political theory #1k

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writeouswriter · 1 year

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Writing is cool, I'm psychologically tearing that loser (my most favourite guy) apart :)

#writing #writeblr #writer things #relatable #writing humour #writing humor #funny #textpost #i am at least doing that in theory i'm currently just staring at document trying to will myself to continue the chapter #but it's getting somewhere

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retrogamingblog2 · 1 year

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fictional2dcharacters · 1 month

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Why were ancient powers in TBOAH not considered strong? Let’s talk about it.

What was that thing in the beginning of the novel that talked about ancient powers not being powerful? And despite people having them, they weren’t used very much in The Birth of a Hero because of that?

Cale had said it before when he talked about the fiery thunderbolt in tboah when Pendrick had gotten it, saying that it was of equal power to like a lighter or something, nowhere as powerful as what they needed it for.

But when Cale got it, it’s suddenly just gods damnation?!?!?? And it had the power to purify dead mana and black magic like this whole time?? That needs to be a topic for a whole other post (I mean seriously, that’s overpowered af, and no one would’ve ever known because only Cale can hear the voices of ancient powers, so Pendrick would forever have absolutely no idea it could do that)

I mean, it could be the way he spent all that money just to give it more power in a way Pendrick would never be able to do because they’re so non-materialistic.

But still, it’s just such a big difference????

The Sound of the Wind, Toonka in TBOAH never used it, again, maybe just because it might’ve been a bit too similar to magic, but he also called it weak and just never used it!

The Unbreakable Shield was just never used period, despite its usefulness and utility.

I have no idea about the Sky-Eating Water because I think it also never got used.

But why does something about Cale make these powers stronger?

They’re not even fully combined with his soul! They’re not at full power!! What the hell???!??

I have a theory about this, but you have to hear me out-

So TBOAH was the story about the creation of a hero through suffering and overcoming adversity, right?

Maybe his ancient powers are so strong because of a, “high risk, high return” type thing?

For example, referencing one of my past posts, every time he coughs up blood from an ancient powers recoil, he should be dying. His plate is weak, it’s made of glass, and every time he uses one last their limit, that glass will get closer snd closer to breaking, that is, without the Crybaby ancient power.

The Crybaby ancient power serves as a cushion, a shock-absorber, for every time one of the other ancient powers tries to recoil against Cale’s glass plate.

Just think of it as, every time Cale has ever coughed up blood, he should’ve been dead.

And of course, Cale, with barely any self preservation instincts, or those mental blocks in his brain that would usually be like “oh using that much would be too harmful, let’s not,” Mr, I can used Instant for 5 seconds and come out looking like I jumped into a blender, who is willing to sacrifice himself at anytime for the ones he loves, will always use the ancient powers past the safe limit.

For taking such a large backlash, one that would, should, be strong enough to kill you, you must be rewarded with something pretty powerful, right? Balance and all that shit?

Does any of this make sense? It’s like 1 am right now

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dramadred · 8 months

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thinking about how lanfear interrupted a very much needed conversation between siuan and moiraine as revenge for moiraine cockblocking her in episode 4. she really uno reversed her

#the wheel of time #wheel of time #moiraine damodred #siuan sanche #lanfear #wot on prime #wot show #siuanraine #siuraine #fishwives #emotional cockblock for a physical cockblock #i’m using humor to cope okay #but really. we needed a conversation. something.#it’s been over twenty four hours and i am still just as heartbroken as i was yesterday #i’ve been EATING UP the theories though. gosh i love the minds of the siuanraine community

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zzzzzestforlife · 8 months

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psychologists developing personality tests really said "here, take my uquiz and i'll tell you how fucked up you are"

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marisatomay · 1 year

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netflix ruining the theatrical model with streaming and then refusing to even tacitly admit their model is unprofitable by occasionally doing wide theatrical releases for their movies and therefore losing out on millions of dollars in revenue and constantly being in debt but continuing to push unprovable internal data to make their streaming numbers seem record high and everyone on earth is watching their shows and forcing the rest of the industry to put their chips into streaming even though it’s killing them all while everyone knows that the academy will never give a netflix movie best picture no matter how good the movie is because they are the original streaming sin is like a grecian tragedy to me

#‘it’s also kinda funny’ yes. those grecian tragedies had humor in them too.#apple getting a BP before netflix was funny though #it did convince me of my ‘they’re never giving netflix a BP’ theory

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m-aximumjoy · 1 year

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as sad as I am that Denji did not become the world’s first living, sentient spinal cord sword this is the actual funniest page in Chainsaw Man

#i didn’t have a Ton of hope in my theory honestly but damn it would’ve been fun #maybe later on! gimme that classic Fujimoto Horrifying Gore Humor!#chainsaw man #denji hayakawa #asa mitaka #csm spoilers #csm manga spoilers #csm 118 #csm 118 spoilers #csm part 2 spoilers #oryginals

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canisalbus · 4 months

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Would you say it’s fair to call Machete straight melancholic and Vasco is sanguine/phlegmatic?

Vasco is largely sanguine (optimistic, energetic, social, passionate, impulsive) with phlegmatic tones (empathetic, relaxed, loyal, stable, shiftless).

Machete is predominantly melancholic (serious, reserved, analytical, sensitive, anxious) but he also has a choleric side (ambitious, efficient, independent, irritable, vengeful).

#it's obsolete and debunked these days but in their era people very much believed in humoral theory so go headcanons go #answered #anonymous #it's not like it's a 50/50 split it was believed every person possessed all four humors but the balance and amounts varied #and whichever was the most plentiful had the biggest impact on determining one's personality

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 7 months

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okay so. like. wan ed 12. dazai is stopped by a log in the river and starts actually drowning. funny haha wan bit.

but repeating something ive said (hi haven) i think this is actually a really good example for how ada dazai doesn't really want to kill himself. he could've actually drowned here. thats his 'goal' right? but the moment it starts happening he's trying to get his head back above water.

"I thought I was dead"

hilariously wet and horrified or not he obviously didn't want to die here. theres nobody around to hear what he said anymore anyway. and that's why, despite being yk... a wan ending animation? i still think this is such like. a case in point.

#i think its obvious from how unlikely to work his other attempts are in the ada #things like the oil drum or the mushrooms. asking woman to commit double suicide. all of that has such a low chance of working. its-#-humorous even. when he meets atsushi kunikida gets there shortly after. even if atsushi wasnt there he was DEFINITELY not planning on dying #anyway this is aether taking things too seriously and getting ill about it #im not saying ada dazai isnt still aiming to die we've all talked about the martyr behavior #but hes not really trying to die via suicide #anyway shout out to my bestest friend haven(-gum-rockrose) for sending me a song for the dazai playlist which made me ill and then prompted #me to find this clip later in the conversation #which then lead to me talking here #hurrah 🎉‼️#longer post #theory time w/ aether #it's not actually i just want to find this later

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rabbitsonthemoon · 3 months

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Things I Want to See in Season Two of Hazbin Hotel; a Neat and Tidy List

More episodes.

A duet between Alastor and his dealmaker.

Breaking News: Mourning Eggbois Reunite with Boss, Turns Out That Bitch Was In Heaven All Along!

Wholesome Huskerdust moments.

Nifty lore.

Charlie and Lucifer being family.

Alastor getting pissy about it.

Husk ft. flying.

More episodes.

Hotel shenanigans.

Lilith face reveal.

Vox continuing to accidentally be Alastor's #1 simp.

Nifty shenanigans.

Song with the Vees.

Angel Dust ft. being unconditionally loved.

Roise.

The grand reappearance of Alastor's microphone.

Valentino Vs Nifty with a knife.

More episodes.

I cannot emphasize enough how much I hope there will be more episodes than season 1, I want to luxuriate in this show like a goddamn bubble bath.

Alastor ft. the mortifying ordeal of being known.

Fat Nuggets appreciation.

Charlie and Vaggie being relationship goals.

Vaggie's full name.

Answers.

Dirty jokes.

More music bangers.

The fanfictions/fanart it will spawn.

The return of Lucifer's rubber duckies (and Lilith).

MORE EPISOD-

Pleasure to be meeting you! Quite a pleasure. I'm afraid

ỵ̧͒o͕̊͡u͍̍͘'̪̈́́v̶͖̘͌̓͞e̜͈͛̏͡͞ ͍͙̀̀͝͠l̷̰̰̘ͬͤ͒̀͠o̷̴̺͔̳̅ͦͨ͞s̨̛̺̳̦ͯ͊̋̀t̡̡̛̜̖̻͔͋̑͗̈͜ ̴̛̛̞͔̝̩̿͌̌̈͜y̷̨̨̖̜̙̫̋ͦͧ̐͢ȏ̵̢̠͈̲̫̩ͫ̆ͧ̍͟͝͞ų̄ͭ͊̀͂͘͏̹̰̞̹̜́͝ȑ̸̵͈̪̞̭ͭ̏ͨ̽̕͟͢ͅ ̨̓̅ͨͭͤͣ͟͞͏̴̧͇̙̼͎͍̰s̴̡̫̳̦̳̰̘̔́̊ͯ̏̃́͝͠͡i̍ͣ͗͒ͣ̏͟͏͠͏͏͕͈̮͉̹̙́ģ̵̶̛̗̲̣͇̖̫̼ͦ̄͂ͧ̌̈ͥ͢͟͠n̵̡̧̛͈͔̼͓͙͇̦̎̏̋̓̉̊͒̕͟͝a̸̡̢̬̹͕͕̙̯̯̿͗̐̍ͫ̒͌̀͟͢͝lͨ̐͋̉̾ͪ̆̉͏̷̵̴̨̢̙̪̮̺͍͇̘̠́́!̶̸̧̡͈̱̣͇̹͇̦̣̌̏́̒̇̈ͫ̋́̀͡͝ ͋̽ͩ̍̏͒̄̿́̕͟͞͠͞҉̧̘̫̬͈̱͕̣̯

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel season 2 #hazbin theory #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #screaming my thoughts into the void #the radio demon is at the door #MORE EPISODES PLEASE I BEG #hazbin vaggie #sir pentious #hazbin characters #writing humor #list #text post #how many tags can one person add

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mediumdata · 26 days

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It's been here the whole time!

Saw a clip this morning of Ally behind the scenes of VIP concerned that it may actually be a game changer episode.

But what if that is the final twist? The final episode of this season has been here the whole time. Behind the scenes of every other show this year they all have slyly been asked questions or presented challenges. The Dropout extended cast all show up to the finale not to play Game Changer but to discover they have been playing all year and now we tally up the score.

#Game Changer #college humor #dropout #Sam Reich #Theories #conspiracy theories

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