mainstream modern queer culture is so frustrating sometimes with all the really fuckin strict labels. my irls wouldn't be able to comprehend how fuckin convulated my identity is now

i've been a busy boy (spoken w the same vibe as that one garfield 9/11 comic)

god i need straight ppl to be fuckin normal abt gay intimacy like right now

WHY DID SOICHI YELP LIKE THAT THOUGH

wild magic sorcery is so fun so far i’ve turned myself into a sheep mid battle, ensnared AND dealt damage to me and my whole team, have summoned multiple mephits that are of course not on my side, blinded myself in fog

one of the (admittedly many) reasons i love love love LOVE my uf and ht self inserts i think is because all the shit i hate about myself is amplified with them and i LOVE them for it. theyre weird gross perverted overbearing annoying creeps who nobody really feels comfortable around. and its the BEST!!!!!!!!! like yeah they suck shit. they dont know anything and theyre genuinely disturbing and disgusting people. arent they just the BEST

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

I like horror and gore and gross scary weird stuff but at the same time I can't even handle it anyway </3 would I let my partner drink my blood vampire style? absolutely. did I pass out when I pricked my finger and squeezed out a few drops? yes.

mfw the creator of springtrap and delilah is actually a terrible person

david mccomb of the triffids

when I was talking about byan making an insta for the cats the other day, this is basically the contrast between posts about momo vs posts about jjijji

Not to be like 'life is a group project and I don't trust anyone else to do their part properly' but I AM SAYING THAT because all the stressful frustrating and extremely time consuming problems im experiencing w/ the govt and various doctors offices rn could be solved by people actually being competent and better record keeping practices and like...organization and information management is my WHOLE THING....in another life I was the world's #1 bureaucrat, however I am simply too scrupulous and socialist for a behind-the-scenes governmental career

It doesn't count as being a control freak if I COULD actually do their jobs better and more efficiently and avoid completely preventable issues like these

ive come to realize after my 26orso years that one of the biggest reason social power and charm is such a heavily weighted skillset is literally just.... men made the rules... and most men are very easily swayed by something being curious or wild more than any sort of logic

like how much of dudes decision making is just "it'd be funny" or whatever... like... the easiest form of respect to earn from men is just doing dumb shit and its the most absurd fucking thing 😂

This is hell! This is hell!

I hate the Bible Belt it’s so bad, I just lately fixed my baptist upbringing and recognized horny is fine actually, can we not say things like you should go to the homophobic as fuck baptist church full of conservative old people who say outrageously passive aggressive shit to you on a weekly basis???? Including at a fucking funeral????? Can we not make me guilty for my lack of enjoyment with organized religion that hates me and the things I do/the romance novels I read for fun????? I’d like that, actually, it’d be nice, but clearly I am in the actual hell I hate that church and every member of it! It should be dissolved! It won’t be though and that’s FINE!

you ever just. minding your business, wanting love but not seeking it bc of of who u r as a person or w/e, and end up stumbling into a silver fox of a man who is head over heels for you (but married!! oh fuck) and conflicted about his feelings for you, and end up with him deciding to be a sugar daddy that wants to cuddle you every chance he gets bc this is not how I anticipated my hot girl summer to go

*swirling Sally Reed like a glass of wine* getting some strong wambsgans, very strong wambsgans on the nose