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starsforbuckley · 2 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Everyone watching Eddie doing something stupid.
Hen: Buck, you're officially the second highest risk here.
Buck: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Hen: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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Buck: I'm gonna tell you something, and I don't want you to overreact.
Eddie:... From the look on your face, I'm not making any promises.
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imakatperson22 · 2 months
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Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.
Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.
Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…
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blurredbuddie · 2 months
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Eddie: Tommy is a cool guy, like he's really awes-
Buck: Tommy kissed me
Eddie:
Buck:
Eddie: Tommy is a dead man. I hope he sleeps with one eye open.
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watchyourbuck · 1 month
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The 911 s7 e6 promo as ao3 tags
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makorragal-312 · 3 months
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How Buck and Eddie's conversations with Chris are gonna go:
Eddie: Hey son.
Chris: Hey dad.
Eddie: I heard that you're seeing someone. Thought I'd give you some advice.
Chris: Didn't you dump Ms. Flores by telling her to go home?
Eddie:
Eddie: You're right. This is clearly a Buck conversation.
-a few hours later-
Buck: Hey Chris!
Chris: Hey Buck.
Buck: So...your dad tells me that you're-
Chris: Dad called you to give me dating advice, didn't he?
Buck: Uh, yeah.
Chris: Didn't your last girlfriend almost get Uncle Bobby in trouble by reporting on that crazy firefighter?
Buck: W-Well yeah-
Chris: And didn't you take Natalia couch shopping after knowing her for, like, a couple of weeks?
Buck:
-outside Chris' room-
Eddie: Well?
Buck: We are so not equipped for this conversation.
Eddie: Fuck.
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iamharryhale · 5 months
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Buck, Eddie and Chimney: *staring out the window*.
Hen: What are you doing?
Chimney: The tv broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.
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dudesrysly · 1 month
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Eddie: crushes are the worst.
Buck: yeah. whenever i'm near mine, I start acting stupid.
Eddie: pfftt you're always acting stupid.
Buck: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard.
Eddie:
Eddie: … What?!
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Incorrect Buddie Part Six
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queerweewoo · 10 days
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Eddie: Dom or sub?
Buck: Uhhh, Domino's? I guess? I'm not really that into Subway.
Eddie: Cariño, you are so damn lucky that I'm into you.
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incorrectbuckandeddie · 2 months
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Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.
Hen: Congrats Buck!
Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?
Hen: Was he in the army?
Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?
Hen: Does he have abs for days?
Chimney: Do we know him?
Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!
Hen and Chimney: WHAT!
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starsforbuckley · 2 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Eddie: I want to kiss you.
Buck, not paying attention: What?
Eddie: I said if you die, I won't miss you.
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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Buck: Welcome to the 'Fuck Evan Buckley' club, where we discuss all the reasons you think I've been a bad friend. We talk, work through them, and move on.
Eddie:... I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.
Tommy: Me, too.
Taylor: I could go either way.
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bi-slut-buck · 2 months
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Eddie : Marisol moved in with me
Buck : yeah?
Eddie : she likes to have sex
Buck : naturally
Eddie : i have to break up with her
Buck : excuse me?!
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blurredbuddie · 2 months
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911 incorrect tweets by blurredbuddie 1/?
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bidisasterevankinard · 2 months
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Eddie: universe doesn't scream
Eddie*shot in the street*
Eddie: I hope it doesn't struck twice
Buck*struck by lightning*
Eddie: he is single
Tommy *kisses Buck and takes him on a date*
Universe: maybe if you shut up, I will stop, but do you like how I changed the tactics? 😈
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