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thoughtcascades · 2 days
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Sometimes my own past irritates me because what was I even doing bro
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1nn32dem0n5 · 6 hours
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if I keep doing drugs I won't ever finish living
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taintedbeast · 17 hours
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So, i was re-watching the pilot eposide and stumbled over that picture of Seviathan and Charlie in the back again. I didn't really pay too much attention to them so far tbh, but now i just realized something:
Why is nobody's talking about the fact that this mf
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Looks like Lucifer just in green? :D
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Taking about daddy issues..
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themoonlitpearl · 1 day
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sometimes, i wonder.
that if i was in a room full of people…
would anyone notice me?
would i be worthy enough
to catch someone
with their gaze on me?
i wonder, sometimes.
- themoonlitpearl
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and-corn · 9 months
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if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it
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caruccio · 29 days
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Just a friendly reminder: Don’t let anyone drive or sleep with a heavy heart.
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iwillwringyourneck · 9 days
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pretendmynameispoetic · 2 months
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3:13 pm at home
“Being around my family for an extended period of time makes me physically ill. I don't know how else to explain it…”
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x3nshit · 1 year
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you have to be at least a little delusional in order to lead a happy life
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megamuscle885-blog · 4 months
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Did you know:
Your knees crack when you crouch specifically as an audio cue to let you know you've entered stealth mode? This was added when playtesters reported that they didn't know when they were or weren't in stealth mode while moving around. It's also why you grunt when you stand up, to show that you've exited stealth mode.
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thoughtcascades · 1 day
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“Stop bouncing ur leg” ok let me just stop having anxiety np
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sjhfjdjdn · 2 months
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cat-cosplay · 5 months
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Being as it's New York, do you think the Ghostbusters ever interrupted a Christmas Carol situation?
Like some Rich Jerk is about to get his world rocked by 3 ghosts only to pay overtime rates on Christmas for the Ghostbusters to put an end to that.
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merlinjoyer · 7 months
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Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you
Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay
Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC
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danshi175 · 3 months
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stuff tha has a wierd name that makes no sense:
Napoleon ice cream flavor (he is dead(cant make ice cream))
grapefruit (grape is the other fruit dummy)
atm machines (NOT A MACHINE (secretly a wizard pulling money from money dimension))
gummy worms (worms dont have gums as they lack a proper mouth and facial features)
stuff with correct names that absolutely make sense
gong (they do be doing that)
orange (self explanatory)
egg (just vibes)
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nocturnowlette · 19 days
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sometimes i think about the fact that jeff bezos went to space, saw the entirety of humanity in one small sphere, a complete, cascading view of all of our achievements and failures, all life and death, scars and healing encapsulated in one set of eyes, spinning gently in the endless blackness, and came back to earth having learned nothing at all
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