Incorrect Slytherin Quotes
Mattheo: Why would you give Draco the Dark Mark?
Tom: He said he felt unsafe!
Mattheo: Well now I feel unsafe!
Tom: …
Mattheo: …
Draco: …
Tom, reaching for his wand: …You want one too?🤨
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ALAS! I AM RETURNED
I was weakened by someone’s hex of black magic (I got mugged and they beat the fuck out of me, I was comatose for a bit).
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FEAR ME YE MORTALS OF LITTLE FAITH
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COUNTRY GNOMES
TAKE THEIR BONES
*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*
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Up in my tower, casting enchantments
Turning Lego sets into pixie encampments
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*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*
Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,
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this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw
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