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l-swizzle · 7 months
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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss
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That moment when Percy was the third wheel with Hazel and Frank and went through 5 stages of grief for making grover suffer for 4 and a half years...
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f1incorrectquotess · 10 months
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*Everyone is having dinner together*
George: Esteban, can you pass the salt?
Esteban: *Throws Pierre across the table*
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badboy101 · 9 months
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Why do adults never understand school shooting jokes?
Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience
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sturmhondss · 2 years
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Colm Fahey: We call that a traumatic experience.
Colm Fahey, turning to Nina: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Colm Fahey, turning to Jesper: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Colm Fahey, turning to Kaz: Not a ‘major L’
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quirkquill · 5 months
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Joke
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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hotexpiredmayo · 3 months
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Me when I'm in a good mood then just randomly feel angry for no reason
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underwaterdemise2 · 11 months
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No words
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lover-girl1 · 1 month
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bro 😭
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🤣🤣
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coolbonnieart · 3 months
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I could go for a barbecue bacon burger...large order of fries... cold orange soda with no ice and a piece o' hot apple pie..
"We serve pizza here sir."
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l-swizzle · 4 months
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New flirting method where you just have a crippling panic attack infront of them
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"This boy told me he likes me, but my self esteem is telling me that he must have meant it in a platonic way and he wants us to stay friends" - the trilogy book
@shenanigans-and-sass @tillyoakley
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princesafrijolera · 6 months
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XDDDDDD
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badboy101 · 8 months
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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
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sturmhondss · 1 year
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Inej: I just need to hear you say those three little words
Kaz: I love you
Inej: Try again
Kaz, grumbling: I will behave.
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