One more kiss

TK spent the entire season talking about his wedding, he couldn’t wait for it, it was the only thing he wanted to talk about at any given time and he was ready to spend hours calling hundreds of people to say the wedding was not happening before Carlos even asked

LOVE LOVE LOVE THE CONCEPT OF TALL! SHINSOU WITH TINY BOYFRIEND! DENKI

Sheridan: hey, do you think Delenn will like the gemstone set in this ring?

Ivanova: lemme see it

Ivanova: …

Ivanova: John?

Sheridan: what’s wrong with it?

Ivanova: that’s a shiny boulder on a band of silver, not a ring.

Sheridan: what do you mean?

Ivanova: I mean that a ring is only supposed to be three months' salary, not a 401(k).

Sheridan: is it too much?

Ivanova: for anyone else, in any other relationship, absolutely. for you and Delenn? just another Tuesday.

I’m so obsessed… this might turn into a Good Omens fan account temporarily…

Imagine both Seb and Agni dancing with Mey-Mey in that Red dress from that pic (i think was christmas related??) ❤️

Your galaxy brain is connected to the entire cosmos, anon!

The official art in question certainly has Christmas flair, so I think that’s a reasonable assumption. 🎄

For one dance, Mey Rin is held in a devil’s impassioned embrace; for another, she clasps a bandaged hand blessed by the gods. But both of her lovers gaze upon her with the same shining adoration, as though she is the brightest star in their sky. Of course, Mey is not the only one for whom they have eyes; at one point, the maid graciously hands off the blushing butler to the khansama because “you two deserve a waltz together, you do!”, and smiles fondly to see how utterly enthralled they are with each other. How Sebastian’s darkness seems luminous as the moon when bathed in the light of Agni’s love. But there will always be a place for her radiance within their chiaroscuro; when the orchestra strikes up the tune for a lively group number, demon and mortal eagerly take her by the hand, laughing as they twirl in three-part harmony.

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

Reminder that the US bombed Iraq a day ago. Reminder that this attack has killed 16 Iraqis, many of whom were civilians. Reminder that Iraq has already suffered enough at the hands of US imperialism, that to this day it’s recovering from the aftermath of being defamed to the world as terrorists, from its cities being destroyed under the guise of “exterminating ISIS” (an echo of Israel decimating Palestine to “exterminate Hamas,” interesting), that the US has so many ulterior motives to continue encroaching upon Iraq that have nothing to do with their seemingly noble rationale, and that it does all this while funding Israel’s ongoing genocide of Palestinians (which are basically doing their dirty work of pushing further in on Arab territory). It’s jarring that this is all happening on a world stage & yet nothing is being done to stop it. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine. Hands off Iraq. Free Palestine.

comments from tiktok about siblings

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

 Take your baby sister to work day 😌

a five year old had my phone & this is what he searched

Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*