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incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes · 1 day

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Tav: I’m sorry to tell you this, but you do have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Astarion: You take that back!

#source: twitter #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

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kawareo · 1 month

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Can't throw daddy's name around to get what you want all the time, Durge, put away the dramatic lighting

Am a big supporter of the 'Durge likes gnolls while Enver doesn't' headcanon

#if i misspelled anything dont tell me #let me live in a nicer world #bg3 #the dark urge #durgetash #enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #fanart #durge #oc strike #bg3 durge #gnoll #bg3 gnolls #bg3 dark urge #bg3 bhaalspawn #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #durgetash fluff

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taygra5shaon · 2 months

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inspired by an incorrect quote :)

by @web-spinning

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astarionformayor · 2 months

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"I can't believe you would sacrifice 7000 spawn for me"

I am literally a child of Bhaal, god of murder.

#bg3 #vampire lord astarion #ascended astarion #astarion smut #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion #bhaal #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg3 bhaalspawn #bhaalspawn tav #bhaal babe #the dark urge #durge #bg3 durge #astarion x durge #durgestarion

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foxs0x · 1 month

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Sweet Sister, My Slaughterkin

I always wonder how Durge feels about Orin. I wonder if he would mourn her in some strange way.

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trippingbhaals · 1 month

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#just durge things #bg3 #bg3 durge #bg3 meme #bg3 dark urge #durge #durgetash #bg3 bhaalspawn #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bhaal babe #just bhaalspawn things #bhaalspawn tav #bhaalsfavorite #temple of bhaal #bhaal #chosen of bhaal #fuck it we bhaal

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ambimoon · 2 months

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Precious little Bhaal babe 💕

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Little WIP i started today. Idk if i'm gonna finish it or just fill a page with these OC doodles.

And, yes, she is not only a Bhaalspawn but also the vampire ascendant's spawn. Hence, the fangs.

This is roughly what I imagine Alfira saw shortly before her death.

#my art #digital art #digital artist #bhaalspawn #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #vampire ascendant #ascended astarion #bg3 bhaalspawn #bhaalspawn tav #bhaal babe #bhaal #bg3 fanart #bg3 #bg3 durge #durge #the dark urge

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toons-boop-boop · 5 months

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SPOILER FOR DURGE

Durge refusing to take Bhaals inheritance: Nuh-Uh

Bhaal: fuck you mean "Nuh-Uh"? *kills Durge*

Withers: Nuh-Uh *revives Durge without the urge*

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #durge #dark urge #bg3 bhaalspawn #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #the dark urge #lmao this thought just a few mins before bed #good night #funny #fuck bhaal #all my homies hate bhaal #also fuck mystra #but that's another post #withers

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katiekat-draws · 7 months

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I made my good Durge character a Paladin of Lathander and I like to imagine her backstory going something like this:

Lathander: Hey… So… Bhaal.

Bhaal: What do you want?

Lathander: I was just wondering… Are you gonna do anything about that?

Bhaal: No. Why would I?

Lathander: That is your daughter being lobotomized!?!?!

Bhaal: And that’s my other daughter doing the lobotomy. What’s your point?

Lathander: …I don’t even know why I asked. Look, I’m confiscating this one. You can have her back if she starts murdering again. Which she won’t. Because she’s my Oath of Ancients paladin now.

Bhaal: Oh, oh we’ll see about that.

And thus began the bloodiest custody battle Faerûn has ever known.

#Lathander was feeling a little silly that day a little goofy #bg3 #bg3 durge #baldur's gate 3 #tbh as the god of birth and new beginnings adopting a bhaalspawn with amnesia and empowering them to do good seems right up Lathander’s ally #he’s gonna be in for a shock when his shiny new paladin starts sucking face with a vampire although he really shouldn’t be #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #text post

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blenn-tennyson · 4 months

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my bhaals

#bg3 shitpost #bg3 #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes

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incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes · 3 days

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Lae'zel: I am going to kill you with my bare hands.

Shadowheart: I am going to rip your heart out and eat it whole.

Karlach: I love my friends :)

#source: outofcontextdiscord #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate

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the0verboss · 18 days

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The fact that half the Bhaalists all get Unstoppable but you the Durge never get it is proof that Bhaal is a deadbeat dad.

Like why doesn't he fucking love me? I want 4 rounds of Unstoppable.

Do I need it? No I'm a rogue thief shadow monk multi class, I walk through enemies already but fuck sake dad I think I deserve it.

#the dark urge #bg3 durge #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg3 bhaalspawn #bhaal

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taygra5shaon · 2 months

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Bonus

*internal voice*

this thing smell interesting, wanna lick it?

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gaypop · 6 months

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durge!tav entering the temple of bhaal

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #bg3 bhaalspawn #the dark urge #durge #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes

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foxs0x · 2 months

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First / Back

FIN

The Imp of the Perverse

So the boy is actually an NPC you can find in the Bhaal temple, which inspired this whole thing.

I also don’t really know a good way to end it lol so I have no idea if this makes sense, but oh well. I might add some extra pages later but for now consider it finished.

This has been a good exercise for me to get back into drawing (it’s been a long time) and try and find/discover my drawing style. That explains why all the panels are inconsistent btw, I was experimenting a lot, also I have no idea how to make comic characters look consistent 😂

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oh-alicent · 7 months

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“murdering your sister and not subscribing to ur dad’s dumb inheritance and dying and then somehow getting that death uno-reversed by jergal a shakespearean skeleton is actually the sexiest thing you can do. trust me”

- tavelyn, on why her and her two boyfriends should make out directly after killing orin (and getting offed by her dad-god)

#bg3 #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bhaalspawn #she deserves a kiss for all that trauma #halsin #bg3 tav #astarion #bg3 durge #dark urge #bg3 spoilers

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