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SUMMARY: Earl Bassett, now a washed-up ex-celebrity, is hired by a Mexican oil company to eradicate a Graboid epidemic that's killing more people each day.
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girlunbother3d · 14 days
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imagine how shocked SHE will be when you show up skinnier than her.
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f4iryc4y · 2 months
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The cookie you’ve wanted for an hour or the body you’ve wanted for a lifetime?
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st4rv3m3 · 2 months
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I feel like people should understand that not every person with an ed is always underweight or even at a normal weight. People with ed's are all shapes and sizes and still suffering
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violent138 · 2 months
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Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"
Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."
Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."
Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."
Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."
Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."
Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."
Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"
Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."
Jason:
Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"
Jason, grinning: "You said our family."
Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."
Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"
Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"
Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."
Damian: "You have a deal."
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marcelinemarcy · 2 months
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'You've gained weight recently...'
I'm a teenage girl with five mirrors in my room, you really think i didn't fucking notice?
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lola13xoxo · 13 days
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if ur an active ED blog in may 2024 pls re blog or like this so i can follow u
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SUMMARY: Incarcerated for assault and manslaughter, a man survives in a futuristic prison by resorting to more extreme violence.
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palipunk · 1 month
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Me praying every ‘blue no matter who’ person in my mentions gets beat to death with sticks
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ashonmyfoodd · 14 days
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best breakfast
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dietmineralwater · 1 month
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Me pulling the weirdest positions near food so I can see the nutrition labels without looking suspicious
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marcelinemarcy · 2 months
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How can starving be bad if it's the only thing that makes me feel like I'm doing something right in my life?
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twreggie · 2 months
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Discipline is remembering what you want
- David Campbell
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SUMMARY: Former FBI profiler Will Graham returns to service to pursue a deranged serial killer dubbed "the Tooth Fairy" by the media.
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ashonmyfoodd · 6 days
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birthday fit check 🌞
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