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inkyquince · 7 months

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Okay so maybe in just brain rotted... And I am BUT.

Love interests fucking GRABBING the dark urge for a kissy after the meeting with gortash. Man's turning up the rizz and flexing his stubble and eye bags and his anti-anxiety robe and his voice is low and seductive as he calls the durge an old *friend*.

Like, Karlach wouldn't even wait to be out of the room. Not even take a few steps away. Fully turn to you, grab you by the shoulders and fucking LIFT you up to plant a big smooch on you. Much to Gortash's bemusement and horror tbf. And the rest of the court's.

Gale would be more subtle, stepping close as you head towards the stairs and quickly press a kiss to your cheek with a soft smile. No way anyone would think it's a platonic look of adoration, even if his stomach is still twisting with the revelation that it was YOUR actions that led to this.

Astarion? Yeah, your conversation wouldn't have even ended before he's doing his slutty lil lean against you, resting his chin on your shoulder, still seemingly fully absorbed into the conversation. After it ends, he presses a kiss to your neck and idly follows after you, bemused by his own spark of annoyance at Gortash and his reaction to it. Mostly just exasperated by it though.

Wyll is filled with outrage for his father, for karlach and now for you. The implications seeped in Gortash's words and yet when you had joined up with the group, you had been left in the trash heaped, bloodied and stricken with amnesia. He's disgusted. So on the way out, he takes another look at his father and then slips his hands into yours. Raises it and gently kisses your knuckles on the way out. Even some of the court coo at the cute, gentlemanly gesture. Gortash looks mildly grossed out and Wyll takes that win, even with the prospect of meeting back up with Mizora in a few seconds.

Lae'zel would bare her teeth at him, smack his down and break his face in, if.... Well, if everything else wasn't going on right now, and it would upset the tin soldiers. So she settles for the next best thing, as resentment and possessiveness curl her tongue. Just gripping your waist and pulling you closer should do it. But she must add in a quick, harsh bite to your lower lip. Yknow, just in case.

Shadowheart? Gods, to make it clear, she's dying to press you against the wall and slide a thigh against your crotch, but yknow. Polite company. So instead she just slips her arm around yours, pulls you closer and whisper into your ear. Looks more salacious than it is, as she whispers that your past isn't who you are now and then drops a kiss to your earlobe. But it should to the trick.

Halsin isn't an envious creature. He really isn't. This man wouldn't care about your current other partners, so why should he care about past ones? Potential past parents, nonetheless. But, he'd never turn down the chance to pull his love close, especially in front of the man that caused all this trouble to begin with. Pull you close and tuck you into his side, maybe even kiss your temple.

Gortash? Gortash has missed his favourite assassin. He's waited for you, even with Orin hissing about your demise, and he never truly believed that such a piece of subpar, inbred Bhaalspawn could compare to you. The one who stole the Crown, the one who helped mastermind, the one who your father had chosen first. So what in the world was your little fan thinking? After a sweet, pleasant conversation, to start to paw at you? A fool no doubt. They might have gotten a few lovely weeks with you, but he had been with you for far longer, and he was finished waiting. No, he didn't see them being a problem.

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minhosimthings · 3 months

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BUT LOOK AT THE NOSE SCRUNCH AND THE DIMPLE AND THE TINY SMILE AISHHHHHH

No wait for it-

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK—

#mona's sessions #im so normal about this #(im not)#the duality of this man #yeah keep twisting the knife channie i love the pain #he's 6 years older than me 💀#I like older men-#plays Dpr ian's dont go insane but i am in fact going EXTREMELY INSANE #biting into a pillow rn

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sunset-bridge · 9 months

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what do you guys mean just . traumadumping to people you met like 2 months ago isnt normal . stop dont do this to me. stop laughing at goro hes literally so normal . stopp oh my god this isnt happening. if hes anything like me he went back home and immeadiatly was like. what the fuck was wrong with me why did i say that. well.

#i get it. i would also need to kill joker after that #yeah i did this. multiple times HES NORMAL i dont get it #why are u guys laughing this is normal behavior im going to bite a wall. am i socially inept (yes)#me when the. me when someone acts remotely friendly with me for more than a week. congratulations you have unlocked the extended jorge lore #HELP im going to. go insane i should bury myself in sand

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justanotherspeck · 1 year

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im normal. totally normal about this. im totally. normal. about. lockwood & co. premiering. i am totally, znll,n normal about zn,n ĺ̵̡̻͓͔̐̓͝ǫ̵͙̭̰̪̮̾͒̿̂̕c̵̡̧̜͙̩̿̋͊̇̽̈́͛̕͠k̴͍͇̤̰̳̙͇̊͛w̸̫̦̥̅̌͊͊̅͂̚͝ŏ̵͔̠̪̺̺͉̟ͅō̵̡̡̙̼̔̐̕͘͜͝d̴̯́͌͂̌̄̂ ̶͎̟͇̭̫̝̒̅̌̽̋̅̌̎ͅ&̷̧̢͎̘͔̱̙̘͍̏ ̵̣̬̊̏̀̓̎͌ç̸̢͍̻͇̂̔̋̉̅̚o̸̺̰̅͑͐͝ ̵̧͓͔̑̒̎͛̐̓̈́p̸̻̱̭̭͈̏͠r̵͎͍͈̩͓̫̪̪̈́̇̀͆̈́̋͋̍e̸̹͎͔͉̝̙͋̈͑̏͝͝m̸̭̖͚͑̐͐̿̾̈́ï̶̞̬̾͑̑̓̋̔͜ę̷̪̞͔̰̣̑͊̒̇̉͘͝r̸̙̠̩̣̰̅̓͗̀i̷̩͚̯͘n̵̹̭͖̻̩̼̼̆̃́̈́̾̉̑̔̕ģ̷̛̭͇̻͉͖̗͈̮̉͊͗̈́̑̚

#lockwood & co #lockwood and co #i read the books in middle school now i'm in university i want to bite off my arm and consume every meme and obsess over analyze everything #you don't understand how much this means to me #im going insane over here #alright I'll tone down the intensity but yeah.#needless to say #I'm excited

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cursedskull-666 · 3 months

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Gonna start screaming from the depths of my very soul I think.

#Life yknow. Just. Life #Cant downgrade my phone for a cheaper contract bc even the downgraded options are more expensive than my current contract #Have to cancel my membership to local pool bc they raised the monthly cost so now itd be cheaper just to pay at time of visit #Trying to find a place to move into is hell bc single occupancy places are going like mad #And i am at an incredible disadvantage as a disabled person who cant work landlords do not want that even tho i know how much i can afford #And trying to get on council housing list? Even more hellish and the wait time is years long anyway #Trying to get taken seriously by doctors as an autistic trans man? When im trying to see them about my chronic issues? HELL #Throw in that im also fat and its just awful #Trying also to get the GP to bloody REFER ME ALREADY to the gender clinic #HELL #JUST DO IT #and thats just the top of the list #So yeah i think im just gonna scream about it #Oh and cost of living in general AAAAAAAAAUGH #People not masking when they should and ignoring that we are still very much in the middle of a pandemic AAAAAH #I feel like i am actually going insane #Personal #Vent #Im gonna start chewing the walls #Maybe ill try biting people and hissing again like I used to when i was a kid #Because i might as well #Fuck

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weirdlizard26 · 7 months

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fr tho meds are helping me so much. i never realized just how limiting my anxiety was and now i suddenly can watch shit about space and not feel like the weight of the world is about to crash me? this rules

#wl26 #like yeah its the most insignificant thing i know #but like. it did feel genuinely debilitating #any mention of space could send me into an unstoppable spiral #and i really just noticed last night. that it stopped happening #i stopped spiraling. its insane #still got issues but boy does this feel good #also im just happy to be able to watch doctor who gkjdnfd #maybe ill be able to watch horror now....#im also wondering if all this will came back to bite me in the ass the moment im off meds DFKNJ #THAT WOULD SUCK!!!

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19871997 · 7 days

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#will always be on the first line to bite those who r mean to skinner but him having the worst sv% of starting ploff goalies since 05 is act #vely insane #or rather makes me so freaking.#likw the oilers could be a team that can outscore their issues if their issues were less drastic #like obviously im not saying its skinners fault but a team front stacked just cearly doesnt work #like the leafs are proof enough #also if they consistently have goalie issues then surely the issue is outside the specific goalie too #theyve been a competitive team since like 2016? 2017? and made it to the wcf once #kinda just talking to talk atp but like. what freaking ever #theyre the oldest team in the playoffs im pretty sure #cmd’s biological clock and what not.#cup or bust is also like. like yeah theyre besties but edm is clearly not working #but it took the caps 12? 13? years so …!

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hellfireeddiemunson · 4 months

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finally having time to myself since 3pm yesterday (it’s 11pm rn) and i want to stay up and relax and watch stuff so i can have a nice time by myself before having to work tomorrow but i am EXHAUSTED and also want to sleep so bad😭😭😭

#i worked yesterday 8-2 and then was with friends and slept at their house and i got maybe ???? 3 hours of sleep lastnight bc of that and #THEN i had to work 8-2 AGAIN today and i got home and got picked back up by the same friends to do something and now i’m finally home and #stuff but i just don’t know what my best option is (i know i should sleep actually and get as much sleep as possible but shhhh)#i guess. i will sleep tho actually bc i can’t even concentrate on the video i was trying to watch. 20 minutes in and i have NO idea what #is happening so yeah i’ll take that as a cue to sleep #thanks for helping me decide what to do guys’#!* not ‘#ugh i don’t wanna work tomorrow i have an 8 hour shift and i don’t wanna do it 😭😭😭#saturdays are the worst bc i have to be alone all day and it drives me insane when i get a million customers that are regulars who know only #one person works at a time on saturdays like use common sense and also get fucked for being annoying i hate you all!!!!!! GRRRRR BITE BITE #ok no fr i’m going to sleeep now ok #OH WAIT ONE TINY THING I WAS DOING A TRIVIA GAME EITH MY FRIENDS TONIGHT AND THERE WAS A D&D QUESTION THAT I GOT FULLY CORRECT BC IVE BEEN #WATCHING LEGENDS OF AVANTRIS!!!!! IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT LOL MY FRIENDS ALL DIDNT KNOW AND I WAS LIKE >:)))) BACK AWAY

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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gotta be tbh i chose the worst picture of daigo to put in my little locket cause he really looks too much like my dad and i cant look at it too long or im gonna suddenly feel inclined to drive to new york

#snap chats #i be gettin sad lookin at my locket sometimes causea this can you believe it. insane #LIKE STOP #its not that daigo looks like my dad its just that i miss my dad so much #anyway man with that facial hair and A Forehead automatically reminds me of my dad #they also have high cheekbones tbh but Again my saving grace is my dad is always smiling while daigo always looks dead inside #but yah no like the way i have his pic in my locket- ive posted it yall’ve seen it before #but the way i have it in my locket you only really see his face and none of his hair #and my dad has like a buzzcut at this point so.#awful. at least if im ever caught with this shit and someone be like ‘oh whos that’#if i say my dad like. like yeah its lying but if they knew what my kinda looked like theyd be like ‘oh ok :)’#ok im sleeping fr now i just dont wanna wake up #that sounds fucked thats not what i meant. ok i mean it a little but i just mean its one day closer to my exams #GROSS. ok gn fr sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite you freaks

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justablah56 · 1 year

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Glenn close for the ask game ?

I'm. so insane about him

#ask game #ask games #HES SO ???!!#i think out of every dndads character he is the one im MOST insane abt #hes so important to me and every day i will cry if i think about him too hard #aouhh #hes so bite-able #what a guy <33 #glenn close dndads #dndads glenn close #also. did i send myself this ask as an excuse to be insane about glenn ? yeah what of it

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stripesysheaven · 9 months

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#people thinking im hot makes me so insane #im going to bite someone hxbmxjcndjchcmjxn im insane #especially if they’re queer that’s. yeah im alive #my posts

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thatone-highlighter · 1 year

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What songs have u been thinking of adding to strengths playlist :0 [and the others if u have any you’ve been thinking of for them] Also you could make a streatney+ playlist, just sayin

I have been creating a list of Set It Off songs to put in here, and this is on top of the ones ive already added. I am also just now realising that even tho i associate the band in general with Strength the distribution of songs does Not favour Strength much if at all.

Theres a few of the songs where its just the general vibe or just so much of the song works its hard to pick one section, but i went and grabbed some of my fav sections

Peekaboo; like i mean it LITERALLY says this what do you want from me

Why Not Me?; it feels alot like things a Strength vessel would say. I especially like the bit about „a little voice is shouting get up“

Catch A Break; i mean isnt that such a Witney concept, shes put thru so much bullshit after bullshit and everyone is So mean to her Constantly. And „same tragedy different day“ thinking about Witney,,,, hhnnnggg

Playing With Bad Luck; a very similar idea to Catch A Break because the guy is literally the whole time just talking about how all this bad stuff keeps happening but hes done nothing to deserve any of it, which again, yeah. Man thinking about Witney makes me Feral

Unopened Windows; honestly a streartney song to me but i feel like Witney would be the most nostalgic about it like this. Like hes def the one to look back at it like what-could-have-been the most

Who‘s In Control?; it especially makes me think of Anne at her peak blaming herself for Heart and all that, like „living in fear living afraid/hysterical every day“ TELL me that doesnt remind u of Heart and Anne in ibybf

Me W/O You; it feels vaugely manipulative and vaugely genuine in a way i can only compare to Heart. Plus the whole „theres no me without us“ over-reliance and codependence feels very Heart as well

And i didnt add a part of the song because i cant EXPLAIN it but. Dancing With The Devil in my head just makes me think of Streart. imagining it as like the two of them alternating screaming the lines at eachother, they both see eachother as the counterpart in the song. And this song also lead me to for some reason learning how to draw partner dancing Just so i could draw streart partner dancing and then also went a bit insane about who would be lead dw about it

#i dont know wjat to SAY to you about DWTD it just IS okay i thought it by accident and then Went Insane #maybe in the back of my head i was thinking about sashanne knife dance who knows #its like. a very violent but beautiful dance i think they would have #ANYWAYS SOBBING OVER WITNEY DONT TOUCH ME #admit it and taste of the good life. same sorta idea as liar and no disrepsect thats already on its playlist #i didnt include a ss of it because its the whole thibg but BETTER THAN THIS HEARTNEY REAL PLEASE #i have developed a version of the heartney dynamic in my head that im terrified to talk about because im scared i misinterpreted or am wrong #but yeah better than this is So hearts side to me. them lovibg her but being terrified they didbit wrong and scared her off before they coul #before they could fix it. mmmmmmm tasty mmmm munchy #and ohhh myyy fucking helllllll Different Songs. im feral about that song real #the lyrics r all about like they lived eachother they still live eachother but can they fix it/get along now theyre all so different #none of them are the same people they were the first time round can they even still make it work?#hnnnngggggg insane feral why do these ppl make so so FERAL HHNNNGGGGG eating biting ripping to shreads w/ my teeth rn maiming killing biting #also when i went to find that list i had put anti-hero by taylor swift beneath it and labeled it heart ????#i have not listened to antihero enough to make an educated call on that one but sure okay #Tree Man Posts #asks #wjh #strength #witney #heart #gem playlists #is that a tag i have?? What?? sure

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trans-estinien · 1 year

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i can be completely normal and well adjusted i swear

#HI. IM. GOING A LITTLE BIT INSANE #THE WAY THE UNSUNDERED AZEM AU COMPLETELY RECONTEXTUALIZES EVERYTHING EMET-SELCH SAYS BUT LIKE. IN AN IN CHARACTER WAY MAKES ME SOO.#WAOUGHUGHGOHUGOHUGUHIGUHGHUGHU #no longer is he projecting azem on the wol hes now just. bitching at azem #incredibly funny but also. my god its taking everything eleutherios has to restrain himself #hes so. so angry. he wants to bite so bad #but hes. hes not ready to tell the truth to the scions. not yet.#but alas. emet-selch does it for him and he sorta has to scramble and be like YEAH IM ALSO. UNSUNDERED. BTW.#unsundered azem au

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fuzzyunicorn · 2 days

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I hereby straight the fuck up! forbid this bc I’M going 2 hella embarrass each and every single one of ur abusers even more than I already have so no if ands or buts

#2 his abusers prepare to want to die bc ur dealing w me from now on & that should terrify u bc I have proven 2 u all (the ones who though I #am all bark and no bite) ur about to feel my teeth #and that shit hurts bc I don’t let go & the more u punch me in my fuckin’ face the harder and harder I bite down and ripping I’m gonna bite #down on u so fuckin hard and grind my fucking teeth good thing my dentist tells me my bite pressure is abnormal (like my pupils) as in God #built me 2 be aggressive af yep yep yep & he sics me on abusers so yeah im built for this bs I’m in my hazmat suit ready #to obliterate any and all cesspools w a huge grin on my face (I love busting the knee caps of abusers & the fact God sends me after them is #absolutely fucking priceless like yeah God really did send me w a spiritual crowbar w a laser dot on the kneecaps of abusers so ha ha ha #ur not loving it but I am! ba da da da I’m lovin’ it!#it’s no joke when the divine angels give me info on his🖤 abusers & wind me up 2 post w fury on tumblr they literally show me them crouched #on the ground like ur playing dice and they’re like watch this (they give me the info) they call me their little dradle bc of how much they #love winding me up and watching me go berserk that is so fuckin funny 2 me like yes wind my ass up & witness me bash skulls! I love it &#love it! so y aren’t the abusers loving it?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #& @ his🖤 abusers REMEMBER due 2 my psychic-ass having a lidless 3rd eye u CANNOT hide a damn thing from me & no my eye does not have 1 or #multiple blind spots so extra extra good luck 2 ya cause I’m gonna know & if I don’t already know I’m gonna find out (I sit on info so u’ll #never know what I actually know hehehehe ;) so ha ha ha)#oooh ooh I forgot 2 mention 2 his🖤 abusers I have a very special hall pass from God himself 2 spiritually fuck w every single 1 of u & u’ll #do well 2 keep that in mind & if u go 2 Mars 2 escape ur punishments I shall follow u ;) good luck spiritually blocking me it doesn’t work #bc I have special permission hehe don’t u just luv that!? I sure do. don’t fuck w him🖤 I’m insane (according 2 his🖤 abusers per the #falsified medical records lol)#God gave me a unbreakable crowbar 😭😂#2 clarify since ppl like 2 twist my words this crowbar is not literal it’s metaphorical as in my words I say 2 his🖤 abusers

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peachinspiration · 2 months

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dunmeshi mithruncore (every day I can’t get up to make myself eat at all or get up to use the bathroom or fall asleep or actually do more to help myself unless im told to or someone physically Makes me do it or I finally manage to do so for the first time very very late in the day cuz I forced myself to out of fear)

#im in hell #that thing he said about not being able to sleep without magic or meds is so real #my sleep treatments even stopped working gradually #and if I don’t take any at all im laying awake until fuckinf 7 am #it takes me like an hour of holding it in to use the fuckinf bathroom #and the thing that makes me move is being terrified of kidney failure #it’s 6 pm and I still haven’t eaten my first meal of the day. tried ripping into a protein bar I had saved for moments like this but I can’t #make myself take more than 2 bites #the amount of times these past few years I’ve practically passed out from hunger cuz I just. cannot make myself get up to eat or make myself #something. omfgggggggff #I literally am a magic practitioner and have helped myself with spell work many times in the past yet I just can’t. make myself utilize it #more. yet I have all these books and supplies to use. and I’ve studied for hours and hours and know what to do #and it’s crazy cuz when im high off the sleep treatment THEN I actually do things but I don’t wanna use that more cuz im afraid of getting #addicted uhm. yeah idk what to even do anymore #my bf helps tremendously with leading me to do things but I don’t wanna take advantage of him too much and he’s long distance #but jesus fuck im literally on adderall now but its my emotional problems that keep it from working #it’s like wtf happened #I can’t fucking do anything unless someone’s there to guide me through it or keep me engaged as I work or they push me to in some way #and it’s like wow. cuz I want independence more than anything #it’s crazy cuz I related with his old self to the T especially with the desires and competitivity problems and trying to gain things he #doesn’t even actually want just for leverage and a sense of worth and the ‘if im not on the top on everything i dont have actual worth’thing #and other stuff I can’t remember off the top of my head. and I actually had friends and was more talkative #but now it’s like #🪿#yk what I mean #there’s a shitload of other things I relate too hard with but I can’t remember rn or I won’t mention cuz too much to go into #my bf said if he were around irl he’d cook for me and help with stuff when I go thru being like this nonstop which hey nice cuz obv id help #him with anything too #I mean there’s days where im better and can Do Things but it never lasts long and it sucks I can’t ever trust myself having a job or #I had all these things I wanted to do but I just feel nothing toward it and it drives me insane like can this maybe Not happen so often

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kevindavidday · 2 months

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nothing gets on my nerves more than incompetency

#no one look at me embody the fk out of my username rn #like yeah he'd say that #but i'm also saying it #cuz im so frustrated rn #in group projects i am kevin day fr fr #going insane rn #want to bite metal

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