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okay so this is an idea I’ve seen brought up maybe once before, but maybe Jason (before the Bats find out who he is) accidentally lets something slip that makes them realize that he’s literally, like, a child (seventeen, sixteen, I’m not sure how old he is at that point exactly, but either works)
and Bruce “adoption addiction” Wayne promptly looks at this obviously traumatized teenager and decides that he should adopt Red Hood.
I just think Jason would be so confused (maybe a little pissed too)
I’ve touched on that a little bit in What you’re longing for (you claim to abhor)!
I think this trope is wayyy underrated. Like, Jason is still so, so young. Basically a child. Even if he died at sixteen and then spent two years with the league (even if we’re counting the time he spent dead as aging). He’s barely even legal when he returns to Gotham. Or if we’re being generous let’s say he’s nineteen.
Doesn’t matter, he’s barely out of his teens (maybe he’s still IN his teens if you bend the timeline of your fic a little) and he’s experienced horrors that would have most people become utterly unable to function. But Jason? That boy takes his trauma and channels it into anger. Which, not exactly healthy, but well.
Anyway, getting off topic:
YES. Jason is still basically a kid when he debuts as the Red Hood, and you know what else he is? A good boy who’s not gonna touch any alcohol until he’s officially 21.
“But why would he do that? He grew up in Crime Alley! Ain’t nobody got time for age limitations!”
Hear me out! Let’s assume he grew up in a household where his father, Willis Todd, drank quite a lot on the regular in addition to his mom’s addiction. Jason experienced the aftermath of this (perhaps domestic violence?) every time his dad returned from a job/jail and he grew to loathe any and all substances, including alcohol. Knowing Jason and his convictions it wouldn’t be too far fetched to assume he’d never touch a single drop of alcohol at all.
So that’s one way he could slip up while taking to his goons (and having the bats overhear) or even straight up talking to one of them where maybe Dick banters a bit and goes “Hey, perhaps you should chill out a bit. Have a drink maybe” and Jason just instinctively goes “Fuck you Dickwing, I’m seventeen/eighteen/nineteen! I’m not allowed to drink!”
And Dick just— bluescreens. And immediately goes to tell Bruce, obviously.
OR
The Bats assume Jason is this old guy (Bruce’s or Drathstroke’s age maybe) and consequently they keep alluding to things that happened way before Jason was ever even born and at first he’s so? Confused??? But eventually it just gets really annoying and eventually he just— snaps.
“How the fuck would I know which Nokia gen hit the market that year? I was born in fuckin’ XXXX, I’m an iPhone kid!”
“Stop referencing the Cold War dipshit, I’m fucking seventeen! I’m glad I remember my own damn birthday!”
“I don’t know, I was like— two back then.”
Bruce, obviously, would take .1 seconds to realize:
“Omg. That’s- that’s a whole child. That’s a whole damn TRAUMATIZED child, killing people and sawing off heads. Omg someone must have hurt him so bad. Don’t worry tho, son, Batman’s got you. You won’t have to hurt anybody ever again. We’re here for you. Would you like the room next to Tim’s or Dick’s?”
Meanwhile Jason: “what the fuck”
#ghost talks#lmao Jason would be so done at this point#like pls spare him all the horrible references he doesn’t understand#he’s gen z#and everyone is suddenly using boomer memes#and he’s so lost#dick isn’t helping#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#robin#tim drake#red hood#fic#batdad#good dad bruce wayne#brainstorming
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My drug of choice? Any of the bats/birds saying “help” at a normal volume and their designated super is suddenly there
Mmmmmm
#batman#superbat#Superman#batfam#this could be either romantic or platonic I don’t care#it’s about asking for help and someone being there#hmmm maybe I should show my therapist my ao3 history#there’s a pattern…isn’t there#kon el#tim drake#damian wayne#jon kent#uhh do Jason and dicks supers do that? unsure I think bizzaro can right#and then you get the flip side where the bats are like hmm to repay you I will stalk your every movement yes perfect
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Prompt 290
Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think.
Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily-
Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?!
Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Sentient Lazarus Pit#Jason has no clue what happened either#Tim got kidnapped by Pit Mad Jason and bundled into a nest#At this point Hood’s Merry Men is used to their Boss bundling up kids and helping them detox so they leave him be#Let Liminals & ghosts Purr#Dick & Bruce are so very panicked & tearing through Gotham#Not unlike how Tim’s teammates are freaking out & searching outside Gotham#Meanwhile Tim is just confuzzled as Big Crime Lord curls around him & growls at anyone who so much as opens the door#the Pit: I am such a good parent :)#Later when Jason isn’t actively having Pit Episode (the Pit totally isn’t wanting babies to meet each other)#Jason holding Tim by the armpits audibly confused: You are not one of my brats#Tim who is concussed & has narcolepsy: No shit helmet-man but let me go back to sleep it’s comfy
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this is probably the first time sayu has ever volunteered to help carry anything… of course light gets confused 💀 spoiled little sister problems
gift 2/3 for my secret santa @llawlieta !! for ur prompt of yagami family goodness! season’s greetings!! (<<< that’s what christmas cards always say) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡
#美迪 archive#💡princess posting⋆˚✿˖°#light yagami#sayu yagami#death note#as the baby of the family sayu does jack shit and gets praised to the high heavens for the bare minimum#her brother has already achieved everything any asian parent could want for their kid#so sayu is free to dick around#light’s subconscious willingness to pamper the hell outta her certainly isn’t helping her mature any faster#dnsecretsanta23
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Hey bestie cool boat you got there would be a shame if I made it disappear and never to be seen again.
Moby dick but eldritch (as if the way he was described wasn’t eldritch enough). Also, the design is mostly based on the Limbus Company depiction/adaptation he just looks so cool there :D
#art#fanart#moby dick#whale weekly#No I do not have thalassophobia#Limbus Company reference?! On MY Moby post?! Very likely#Help I have never drawn the ocean it looks so wonky lineless isn’t my usual style
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Simon Riley is a provider but he’s not a toxic one let’s be realistic
#he didn’t selflessly help his brother with addiction#didn’t kick out his abusive father#didn’t help his own mother#his entire family#for nothing in return#to make you feel bad for him providing for you#*side eye*#people misunderstand him so much#it really isn’t hard to see that he wouldn’t be a dick to you#or make you feel bad for not doing certain things for him#whatever#fandom discourse#was reminded the reason why I only read my mutuals fics now
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Jon silently making contingencies about every doomsday he can imagine. Jon using all he knows about investigative journalism to make sure none of the evil universes he keeps encountering are permanent problems. Jon knowing every persons weakness because he’s paranoid making sure there’s not an injustice-like event in his world. Jon making friends but making sure he can take them down if the worst comes, too.
#jon kent#jonathan kent#LISTENNNN#jon having some trauma and finding this as a way to feel safe>>>>#Damian and Lois would get along like a house on fire they’re both passionate and stubborn but methodical and intelligent#but Bruce and Jon have a wavelength. they got trauma that would manifest the same#imagine Jon introducing the legion to help with a crisis and he knows that Batman isn’t gonna just let them help without prior knowledge#he’s heard every story from Damian dick and his parents about Batman’s trust issues and as a kid thought nothing of it#but now that he’s been exposed to so many universes and how things can go awry from a single thing#all this to say Damian would swoon when Jon brings out a huge file of his teammates weaknesses and Jon refuses to talk about it#unless they’re in private cause he wants his teams trust#but he knows now that Bruce has a point and they should have contingencies#so he makes a file for Batman to read about how to take them down.#he forwards shit to oracle too after dick gives her number to him after patrol#jondami#damijon#dc#:3#angst#super sons#supersons
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Shout out to Bruce Wayne, the character that writers love to make a giant ass and not in the fun “that’s a fun and interesting character trait” way but instead in the “he beats the shit out of his kids because plot reasons” way
#I love this man but why are there so many panels of this man throwing hands#specifically with/against his kids#and what the fuck is that plot line where he makes dick fake his death to be a spy#I swear the writers forget that Batman is supposed to be a hero who wants to help people#batman#dc#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#gotham war#yes I’m tagging that bc why not#and ain’t no way zur isn’t in full control at this point bc wtf
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He’s my favorite milf <3
#dick grayson#brenton thwaites#nightwing#dc titans#batfamily#he’s a milf.#titans 2018#he is and forever will be a single mother of four.#He’s the single mother of Rachel Gar Conner and occasionally Jason#when Jason plays nice.#Kory is the wine aunt who isn’t related to anyone and helps co-parent whenever she’s in a good enough mental state
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i genuinely think that jason could and would be content with an ordinary life, especially if bruce were a civilian too. in another life i would have really enjoyed just being your son. a 10pm bedtime and slippers instead of pixie boots.
#needless to say he is a bleeding heart so he would probably dedicate much of his life helping others#but as a civilian#like. he did not ask to be robin. it was offered to him#and sure he would step up if it was needed but i think that compared with dick for example#there wasn’t really anything that would suggest that jay would go out of his way to hunt criminals on his own at night#he even skipped patrol to do his homework instead in comics come on#i adore jay as robin and jay loved robin more than anything too but ultimately#when in ‘a death in the family’ alfred said that he should be given time to heal when he was given a home first#instead of being put in this role#he was right.#because jay isn’t able to distance himself from pain of other people#which in his robin run causes him to grow more and more restless and slightly bitter#i’m not entirely sure if jay would stay a civilian if bruce never offered robin because having his loved ones so involved in this lifestyle#would make it a risk for him not to be trained at all#and once he was trained he would probably feel like it’s his duty to do the most he can.#but maybe there would be more balance#just thinking out loud don’t mind me#jason todd#dc comics#jay ramblings#jay meta
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Someone on Twitter confused Jason for Dick and asked why he was going grey before Bruce and I can NOT stop thinking about it
#leo says shit#i mean dick’s always been allowed to grow - from the Boy Wonder to the Teen Wonder to Discowing to modern Nightwing to Batman#whereas Bruce has always been stagnant.#other than his suits and the tone of his comics getting darker nothing about him really changes#his side characters change but Bruce doesn’t#what better way to show that then having dick go grey before his dad#imagine being bruce literally watching your kid out grow you#or imagine bruce dies his hair black to represent him desperately grabbing onto the past and this image of a perfect hero he's made#and dick let’s his hair stay natural to represent his willingness to grow and let go#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#bruce being stagnant isn’t his fault btw. he literally cannot help it for the same reason Superman and Wonder Woman and Spider-Man cannot#in what? 15 years he’ll be a hundred and still just look like a better drawn version of the same character he debuted as
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Billy in the S5 bloopers
#Blurry but idc look#It’s not a want anymore. it’s a need: Chewing on him chewing on him cheeing on him#mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#johnny lawrence#william zabka#Him in the last gif looking like he’s having a hard time with math or something (lines in this case)#He’s so adorable#and I just KNOW Daniel thinks Johnny’s naivity about technolgy and all the confused faces he makes are cute too#and hot. He’s definitely had Johnny sit in his lap in the computer chair#while he tried to teach him just the very basics of at least not clicking on every ad you see#but purposely making it sound complicated just to hear and see all that sweet confusion. the way Johnny’s eyebrows furrow#lips parted if he’s not chewing on them#getting them all red and extra kissable.#all ‘I don’t understand’ and ‘Can you explain it to me again?’#until Daniel’s dick is rock hard. Johnny isn’t stupid.#All those young guys he has to ask for help too lol (excluding Miguel of.)
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Thanks Spotify I actually do know that I can’t afford those tickets to Chappell roan and that she’s in my area soon I’m just trying not to think about it.
#like would I suck dick for those tickets yes but Spotify isn’t gonna help with that#you’re a music app play the music and nothing else that’s what I pay you for
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Thinking about….
be crime,
do gays
or smth like that idk man.
#quoteoftheday#i havent slept#the hatman stands at the foot of my bed#send help#would suck dick/eat pussy for the hat man tbh#i’m going to cry#its grippy sock time#isn’t it?
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I know that this is kinda a complicated question to ask in comics because time is so weird in main comics, but around how old do you think Jason is right now in comics? Sometimes I'm reading his comics and it seems like he's firmly in his mid to late 20's but then we see flashbacks that kinda contradict that (especially if you're trying to line his age up with Dick's). I know that ages are always weird in comics but I need some outside opinion to help with this pet peeve of mine lol.
hi ! like you said comic ages are a bit weird, especially in the way that some characters seem to age and others stay the same. there is no confirmed age for jason but to me right now i would say he’s early/mid 20s if i had to guess ! there isn’t really much to go on other than that sadly and trying to line up ages of other characters is just a sure way to give yourself a headache lol
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#im keeping in mind that he was barely even 18 by utrh but who knows how many years it’s been since then in canon#and trying to guess by other robins ages like tim being eternally a teenager#and them refusing to confirm if dick is even 30#this isn’t very helpful i’m sorry lol#asks#anonymous
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The game doesn’t depicted Korekiyo as anything by the end though, does it? Like the mastermind just had a thing about incest making for popular television, then flashback-lighted Kiyo with a backstory of being an incest-crazy serial killer, even though he hadn’t killed anyone before in his life, just because it was looking like no-one was going to be killing/the audience wasn’t liking the show, its popularity waning, 53 seasons being exactly that — stale after too long.
just say you hate gender non-conforming people & male victims of CSA, anon. go ahead; just admit you’d prefer not to look deeper into the general issues of his character and writing and fuck off, love, it’s fine.
#literally who even are you. i haven’t made a post about korekiyo in a WHILE#also I’m done being polite atm i have no patience for discussion and analysis rn. im here to look at chipmunk stuff and vibe.#i’ll turn anon off if I fucking have to. not enough spoons for this shit#sorry to be a dick i know the ask itself isn’t particularly rude but like……….#if you don’t get the difference between ‘’this is how korekiyo’s character is largely presented to us’’#and ‘’oh but according to this one single easily-missed footnote at the end of the game he wasn’t REALLY like that’’#then I don’t think I can help you sorry
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