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sarcasm-and-stiles · 7 months

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Stiles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Y/N: sarcastic brunettes

Stiles, desperately, as Y/N bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N: Oh! B positive.

Stiles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Y/N:

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anxiousandpessimistic · 5 months

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Lilith: Why does Charlie have so many ducks in her room? Lucifer: I gave them to her Lilith: ... Lucifer: She needs to start raising her army, my love Charlie: I AM THE GOD OF RAINBOWS

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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow · 7 days

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sibling core is hearing your sibling say something from somewhere in the house and responding.

based on things me and my siblings have said.

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tim looking for something in his room: omg am i blind or something??

damian from across the hall: yes!

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dick finding something he lost ages ago: where have you been?

jason walking past the door: dead.

dick jumping up: omg jason you scared me!

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steph stressed out about something: i’m gonna throw myself out of the window!

tim from his bedroom: noo don’t do that you’ll ruin the patio!

steph: oh thanks for caring!

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if people like this i’ll add more these are just the only ones i have written down

#batfam #incoorect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #damian wayne

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bobbin-buckley · 2 months

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SPOTTED

Y/n: “Has anyone seen this hot gorgeous Latina baby? She stole my heart.”

Jenna: “Baby I’m not lost. You saw a stray cat and went after it, I couldn’t find you for ten minutes.”

Y/n: “….I need two things to love.”

#jenna ortega #jenna ortega x fem!reader #incoorect quotes

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ragingemini · 3 months

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Bucky: Will Steve and I be gay lovers in this undercover mission?

Fury: No, as I said this is not neccessary.

Bucky:

#marvel #mcu #avengers #captain america #steve rogers #stucky #funny #meme #bucky #winter soldier #barnes #nick fury #incorrect stucky #incoorect quotes #incorrect quote

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 year

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*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

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lemons-bittersweet · 3 months

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Dallas talkin about how twobit was gonna drive to Texas to find Johnny and pony. Like we all know twobits drunk ass CAN NOT drive 😭😭💀💀

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huachengslastbraincell · 1 year

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He Xuan: I just really like them and i don't what to say to them.

Hua Cheng, trying to be a supportive bestie because gege told him: Just go up to them, dude, just go up to them.

He Xuan: and say anything?

Hua Cheng: Yeah, say anything.

He Xuan: Ok

He Xuan: /goes up to Shi Qingxuan/

He Xuan: Your ass makes me forget about my dead family and fiancé.

Shi Qingxuan: /horrified and slightly flattered/

Hua Cheng, about to cry from holding back his laughter: Not that-

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slavicshadownr · 10 months

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Clint: Yesterday, I heard Kate ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Yelena said, "Trust me".

Clint: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another.

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eclecticpatrolroadlawyer · 8 months

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Y/n: *eating ice cream*

Y/n: My mouth's cold

Bucky: *smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?

Y/n:

Y/n: *blushes* Y-yes

Bucky: *hands Y/n hot cocoa* Here!

Y/n:

Y/n: *dying inside*

Bucky: This is what you meant right?

Y/n: S-sure, yup, definitely.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 10 months

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Maverick(about Hangman):...Do you think he's cute? Rooster: What does it matter if I think he's cute? Maverick: Uh, it matters to me! I don't want ugly grandchildren!

#incoorect quotes #mav!dad #maverick & rooster #hangaroo #hangster #sereshaw #mpreg-involved I guess?#unless you just take it as Mav is making a joke?#either way #original: gilmore girls #pete mitchell #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #maverick mitchell #rooster bradshaw #hangman seresin #top gun maverick

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ornii · 8 months

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Enid: *Plays In Poison Ivy*

Wednesday: Are you stupid?

Enid: … Depends on how I’m feeling today.

#netflix #wednesday #Wednesday Addams x Enid Sinclair #wenclair #enid x wednesday #shitpost #incoorect quotes #Wednesday Addams #Enid Sinclair

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anxiousandpessimistic · 8 months

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Percy: Why would you give Nico a knife? Will: He said he wasn't feeling safe Percy: Well now I don't feel safe! Will: I'm sorry Will: Would you like a knife?

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kanhapriya · 9 months

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Yashoda: I know you snuck out last night, Kanha .

Balram: Play dumb!

Krishna : Who's Kanha?

Balram: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

#krishna #gopiblr #kanhaiya #kanha #krishnablr #krishna is the best #mahabharat memes #krishna incorrect #hes so babygirl #he's so real #krishna being krishna #balram #Yashoda #krishna memes #incoorect quotes #hindu mythology #desi stuff

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bobbin-buckley · 2 months

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Beetle

Cairo: A beetle lands on her thigh

Y/n: “Cairo..”

Cairo: “Yes love?”

Y/n: “There’s a beetle..on your leg..” Y/n says, genuinely terrified

Cairo: “Yeah, what of it?” She places the bug in her hand and lifts it to Y/n’s face

Y/n: “GET IT AWAY FROM ME!” Y/n jumps out of her chair and runs to the corner of the balcony

Cairo: Cairo laughs “Y/n, babe. It’s just a harmless bug..look at them..”

Y/n: “THATS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!”

Cairo: She shakes her head “You are such a dork.”

Beetle: Flies in Y/n’s direction

Y/n: “OH HELL NAH!!” Runs back inside Cairo’s room

Cairo: Starts hysterically laughing

#incoorect quotes #cairo sweet #jenna ortega #millers girl #cairo sweet x reader #cairo sweet x female reader

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nat-ter · 1 year

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kaz: fuck AND marry inej. i'll kill everyone else

jesper, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #crooked kingdom #six of crows #soc #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #incorrect crows #incoorect quotes #incorrect soc #kanej

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