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silverdreamscape · 1 day

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Scar: I did a bad thing

Grian: does it effect me?

Scar: No

Grian: Then suffer in silence

#desert duo #desertduo #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitcraft #hc incorrect quote #hc incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #my stuff

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skydoesthings · 6 months

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*Scar is casually searching around the room* Mumbo: Hey Scar, what’re you looking for? Scar: My will to live. *Grian walks into the room* Scar: Oh, there it is.

#i am not sorry #incorrect quotes #hc incorrect quotes #sky rants #grian #mumbo jumbo #gtwscar #hermitcraft #yay

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seth-kia · 2 years

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grian: where do you wanna live when you grow up?

bdubs: slabtwt

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jinxneedssleep · 2 years

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Hermitcraft S9 incorrect quotes: Soup Group

Impulse, reading Pearl’s soup recipe: Beat three eggs?

Pearl: It means in like in hand to hand combat

Impulse: Ohhh-

Gem: Both of you get out of this kitchen

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Gem: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Pearl: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Impulse: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Pearl: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Impulse: And here we see Pearl and Gem in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Pearl:Gaelic bread.

Gem: Grueling brad.

Pearl: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Pearl, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Gem: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Pearl:

Pearl: Water you doing?

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Pearl: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Gem : Um, make lemonade?

Pearl: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft s9 #soup group #incorrect quotes #hc incorrect quotes #pearlscentmoon #geminitay #impulse #I love pearl and gem together

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absolutely-correct-mcyt · 2 years

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Scar: Why am I here?

Grian: Because you're easily distracted.

Scar: What?! When it comes to mental focus I'm sharper th-

Grian: *holds up Snickers bar*

Scar: Oo! Thanks, I'm starving!

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traveleroffarawayplaces · 2 years

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Grian: guess what we are going to do today?

Grian: Not the back THATS FOR SURE!!!

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vivianthepigeon · 6 months

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Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

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justaz · 4 months

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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

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shade-e-e-es · 9 months

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Inbetween s7 and s8. Doc was thinking about how to fix joint pain but completely forgot what we was doing because renbobs so stupid god bless. It’s not weed you piece of shit stoner image here.

#hc #doc #renbob #hermitcraft #docm77 #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #rendog #hc rendog #hc Ren #hc doc #hermitcraft fanart #congrats on your free art!! xd

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maybmila · 7 days

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Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

#cw suggestive #lamb actually leave him tf alone #i hc that they very rarely have any bedtime activities bc lamb can barely handle vulnerability like that #but lamb is just a teasing asshole #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #incorrect quotes #cotl incorrect quotes

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celestial-artisan · 3 months

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Alastor: That is absolutely ridiculous, Vox does not have a crush on me. Angel Dust: Yes he does. Sir Pentious: Yes he doesss. Vox, from television screen: Yes I fucking do you goddamn idiot.

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silverdreamscape · 4 months

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Scar: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Grian: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?

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random-twst-things · 15 days

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*Sleepover with Ace and Deuce*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I might...

Deuce: ???

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: be a little delusional

Ace: A little?

Deuce: Shh! I wanna hear what they're gonna say

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: But I think I see something looking at me through that window

Ace: ...

Deuce: ..what?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea, it's tall and dark

Ace, running to the window to look: WHERE?!

Deuce: DON'T, WHAT IF IT COMES THROUGH THE WINDOW

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Is this normal in this world?

Ace, turning to face Mc/Y/N/Yuu: NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE?!

Deuce: IT MOVED!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: OH MY GOD WHERE'D IT GO?!

Ace: I CAN'T SEE IT

*Wind making the tree hit the window*

Ace and Deuce: AAAAAAAAAAA

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, running to their room: Y'ALL CAN DEAL WITH THAT IM LEAVING

*Deuce, also running with Mc/Y/N/Yuu now*

Ace: COWARDS, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

(who do y'all think was watching? 🕵🏽‍♀️)

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adelicioustragedy · 2 years

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Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

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jinxneedssleep · 2 years

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Hermitcraft Soup Group Shenanigans: Incorrect Quotes

Impulse: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

Pearl: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Impulse: Aww, it's a love note for Gem ?

Pearl: No-

Impulse: *opens it*

Impulse:

Pearl:

Impulse: I can't read this.

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Pearl: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Gem , used to Pearl being dumb: Sure...

Pearl: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Gem : Okay?

Pearl: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Gem :

Pearl: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Gem : Jesus, that one is a little-

Impulse, interested: No, no, Pearl, keep going.

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Impulse: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Pearl: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Gem : Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Impulse: Pearl isn’t answering my messages.

Gem : Allow me.

Impulse: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Pearl: *replying to message* Hello.

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Gem : I'm very disappointed in you, Pearl.

Impulse: C'mon, don't get mad at Pearl!

Gem : Impulse, stop telling Pearl it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!

Impulse: But I'm not a person!

Pearl: Which is why I punched them!

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Impulse: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Pearl: They do.

Gem : ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Gem : What are you two arguing about this time?

Impulse: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!

Pearl: Cry me a table, Impulse.

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Impulse, about Pearl: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Gem : Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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absolutely-correct-mcyt · 2 years

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Scar: You already wrote my eulogy?

Grian: I don't remember that.

Scar: "Scar is survived by his best friend Grian Minecraft and 12 cats."

#source: psych #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcyt #mcyt #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #hc incorrect quotes #hc #grian #scar #goodtimeswithscar

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