Do you ever think Nightwing can sniff out candies like a bloodhound?

The batfam doesn’t like to admit they all stole Bruce’s ideas of having lollipops and snacks for children. So they try and hide it as much as they can. But when Nightwing drops by, it doesn’t even take a second before he’s confidently striding upto them, taking a candy out and popping it in his mouth while walking away in one swift motion, as if this whole act was so casual it was basically mocking the painstaking efforts everyone went through trying to hide their empathy.

Dick Grayson always did have a habit of knowing exactly where they all hid their hearts.

That fucking asshole.

*applies the "Jason Todd and Damian Wayne meet in the league of assassins" tag on you* now, generate.

(I haven't slept in 2 days this is all I could come up with)

Baby Damian: *sees Jason's face*

Baby Damian: *gags*

rex 🤝 anakin: calling ahsoka old

as a teenage younger sister with an adult older brother the plot of Hades II destroys me actually. Melinoë, I too would rip apart the seems of time.

❤️🧡💛💚🩵🖤

Always the competitive kid

Mike: Hey, Nance. Can you help me with something?

Nancy: No, I'm busy

Mike: With what?

Nancy: Not giving a shit

No matter how much I try, I know I will never understand Bianca Di Angelo. Like I get that joining a bunch of badass girls for the rest of eternity without any pressure for a romantic relationship, especially with men, sounds like an absolute dream. If I was offered that opportunity I would probably take it too, but I would NEVER do it if it meant abandoning my little brother to be alone in a strange world.

I have a younger brother and I would never abandon him, even though he’s 15, annoying, and definitely way stronger than me and even if I know I’d be completely unable to protect him if anything happened, I would still stay with him. I heavily contributed in raising that little fucker and I could never ever leave him to fend for himself.

So I really don’t know how Bianca did it. Especially once she was dead, like how can you sit there, hearing your little brother begging you to come back, and refuse to even see him??? It would destroy me.

I have read Homestuck. My sister has also read Homestuck. We both know this about each other, and we both take psychic damage anytime Homestuck is mentioned.

Every once in a while, in casual conversation between the two of us, a clear opportunity to drop a Homestuck reference will rear its ugly head, and suddenly the tension in the room will raise from 0 to 100, as we try to continue our normal conversation while both dreading that either one of us could invoke cursed knowledge at any moment.

It is as if we are two dangerous criminals with a complicated history of ups and downs together sitting at a table with a gun between us, both knowing that at any moment, one of us could take the gun and shoot the other, but instead of dangerous criminals, we're socially awkward nerds with autism, and instead of a gun, it's Gamzee Makara.

My lil brother and I after I showed him animatics of all the released songs + some others (his fav was the cyclops saga)

I apologise for not redoing the subs, but this just couldn’t wait.

^ as Aon slaps his hands together

Persephone: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Dionysus: Wednesay. Persephone: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

What pjsk character would say penis blast or cock fart I need to hear this from you

Sonic? SONIC what is in your mouth?? spit it-SONIC!!

The audacity of younger siblings to grow taller than you

Do you have a hc for which horseman is physically the strongest? For me it goes War, Death, Fury, then Strife.

Actually that'd pretty much be my exact lineup.

While Death can take more damage than Strife, Strife can actually bench-press more than he can. Fury is stronger than Death in that regard through sheer determination. She doesn't stand a chance against War at arm wrestling, but she can hold her own against Death and will absolutely floor Strife if he ever challenges her.