Sketches

DAY 12!

The Joker from DC

trick or treat!

ask box trick or treat

Hii! Omg, okay so, here's another one of my unposted wips:

“The pollen Ivy sprayed Red Robin with,” Joker said quietly, a grin taking over his features, “calls for the first person to touch him to sit with him until the pollen leaves.” The Bats all stared at him with skepticism. “Harley honey told me about it once. But... it’s your choice.” Joker let go of Tim’s wrist and Tim fell to the floor, screaming and reaching out for the Joker, ignoring Bruce, tears resuming and making their way down his cheeks. “You let Red Robin suffer, or…” Joker’s grin grew wider with more glee. “You let me help him.”

It's angst :D

teehee whoops

Fool of the day!

The Joker,

from DC Comics!

Bewildering realization I had while working on a batman au: Every single circumstance surrounding Jason's death and re-alive-ation require Bruce's presence. (Which I noticed because the au centers around the idea of Batman Not Existing. (more specifically, Bruce Wayne dying with his parents.))

The factors in the order I noticed them:

1) Without Batman the League of Assassins doesn't have any motive to care about Gotham and wouldn't even think to yoink catatonic Jason, let alone revive him. 2) The Batfamily without Bruce doesn't even have the goddamn money to bump into the Joker over-seas. 3) Jason's entire incentive to follow the lead in the first place is mostly gone without the tension between him and Bruce at this point. 4) The Joker also doesn't have the incentive to think of this whole plan (or exist at all possibly,) without Batman to obsess over.

I don't know what to do with this but it sure is already claiming three pages of free real estate in my brain.

Suicide Squad ISEKAI | Announcement | DC

Holy Hades this is something I never saw coming but looks interesting as hell

why is tumblr slaughtering my saturation [[edit: sanrio is using israeli tech, i made this post before i was aware of this and past reblogs won't show up with the edit but i want to make it clear that i am in complete support of palestine. if you want to read more about this please read this]]

Gotham minimum wage is like 5x the national average to discourage people from getting PhDs

It is so funny to me that the Joker just hates Dick Grayson the most out of everyone in the batfamily.

And realistically, it's probably because he was the one who "took Batman from him and changed him to be softer", but I like to believe it's because Dick is funnier than him. One time, when he was Robin, Batman smiled when he made a joke or a pun and that just never happened when Joker made a joke (because you know, Dick was never a serial killer) and he is still salty about it and will be for the rest of his life.

Doodles

MY FRIEND THOUGHT JOKER JR WAS THE PRODUCT OF JOKER MPREG

"It's the Joker-Baby!"

Love Under the Red Hood as a story but this always stood out to me.

Quick doodle to reacquaint myself with drawing.

The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

kon: so i know i don’t age, but why don’t you age?

tim: might have to do with the massive lazarus pit underneath gotham that’s slowly polluting our water, which is why gothamites are constantly angry and why none of our rogues die - maybe idk don’t quote me

kon: WHATTT?!