i left my conscience pressed
between the pages of the bible in the drawer
"what did it ever do for me?" i say
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Dick: As your favorite sibling-
Tim: That’s Helena.
Dick: She’s a cousin at best. As you’re favorite legally related sibling-
Tim: That’s Cass.
Dick: As your favorite Brother-
Tim: That’s Duke.
Dick: As your favorite OLDER brother-
Tim: That’s Jason.
Dick: I never tried to kill you.
Tim: In this life no-
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been seeing some red robin redesigns going around o7
my friend wanted to see me draw the unternet suit <3 -> i think they shouldve committed to the nightwing influence, i like the way dan mora draws the bat utility belts, and, unfortunately, the new52 red robin wing cape does kinda fuck
more sketches ft. renegade dick, helena, and more tim:
have not actually gotten to this part, but i really like this suit
@cer-rata suggested 80s powersuit and @quackery-binx suggested helena in her day job
tim ft. kitty red robin concepts for a possible future thing and ocs
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Batman is all like "you can't be judge, jury, and executioner."
Alright. I can accept that.
Tim, Dick, Damian, Steph, Cass, and Duke can be the jury. They can discuss whether or not they believe the person to be capable of redemption and change.
Barbara and Alfred can be the judges (the ones to dictate what the sentence will be).
Jason and Helena Bertinelli can be the executioners.
There you go, Bruce.
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It's graduation season and you know imma ask for batfam grad hcs
• Alfred missed his graduation because he was called to the military and didn't celebrate until after he moved to Gotham
• Bruce's name was somehow the only one the announcer goofed
• Kate celebrated leaving West Point by sticking a really big knife in a cake
• Selina crashed a lot of grad parties of people who didn't like her
• Luke had so many honor cords he had to wear some as belts
• Bette was valedictorian and snuck a Bruce Wayne Is Batman joke into her speech
• Barbara's graduation party witnessed the first and only time the Commissioner tried to breakdance
• Helena celebrated getting her teaching license with the kids she tutored
• Dick did a backflip across the stage
• Steph ordered catering from Waffle House
• Harper dropped out but set up fireworks anyway for the hell of it
• Cullen went from the unconfident freshman trying to be invisible to openly wearing a rainbow stole as he got his diploma
• Tim also dropped out but took people's grad photos in exchange for free food
• Duke decorated multiple caps and kept switching them out during the ceremony
• Carrie covered her robe with enamel pins that jangled when she walked
• Damian only RSVPed for the pets
• Cass graduated an online course and the family surprised her with her favorite midnight patrol breakfast
• Jason secretly finished school and is waiting for the day he can go "well actually…" and pull out his degree knowledge
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| batman/huntress: cry for blood
he popped in, interrogated her date, and then raided her kitchen. he is SUCH a baby brother
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so many issues wrt the idea of responsibility and such in batfandom would be fixed if people remembered that leslie thompkins and selina kyle exist. like those scenarios people keep making up about protecting gotham’s infrastructure happen in the comics but because women are involved no one seems to give a shit. “why isn’t anyone offering support in the alley??” leslie is. “why isn’t anyone protecting the women and children of gotham??” selina is. “why isn’t anyone more involved with stopping the mob in gotham??” helena is. “why isn’t bruce more proactive in fixing gotham outside of batman??” who do u think funds leslie’s clinic.
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Incoherent sentences are good signs of someone having a stroke, when Batman said "I have enough children" over the com, they said "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?" and beat the shit out of him because they thought it was clayface.
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