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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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Jason, watching Dick and Bruce scream at each other: Holy fuck. I didn't realise their fights could get this vicious.

Damian, worried: Can you not separate them, Todd? If we do not subdue them-

Tim, totally relaxed: Please. This is nothing.

Duke: What?

Tim: This isn't even in their top ten. I've seen Dick deck Bruce before and this doesn't come close to that clusterfuck

Jason: You're joking?

Tim: No? Steph, back me up on this. This is them being polite

Steph, also extremely relaxed: Yep

Tim: God, when was the last time they threw hands properly? Hey remember when Dick crashed the Batmobile on purpose because Bruce was an ass about some case?

Steph: Good times

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rube-too-many-fandoms · 8 months

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Tim ‘the-world’s-greatest-detective’ Drake, 30 seconds after arriving on scene:

“The murder weapon was a golf club, the victim’s brother did it, and it has no connections to any of the Gotham rogues. Anyone have a pen?”

Tim ‘hasn’t-slept-in-80-hours’ Drake, trying to figure out why his frog shaped coffee mug Looks Like A Frog:

“what the ffukc are you” *blinks one eye at a time*

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thebeeswantarson · 9 months

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Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’

Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Tim:

Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.

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xpeterstarkx · 2 years

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jason: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

steph: >:O language

damian: yeah, watch your fucking language

dick: okay, who taught damian the fuck word?

cass: 'the fuck word'.

tim: are you foolish? you guys use the f word all the time

damian: oh my god, timothy censored it

cass: say fuck, tim.

damian: do it, timothy. say fuck.

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lilylovelyxo · 9 months

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*Jason walks in the Batcave*

Jason sarcastically: “Morning. Sorry to interrupt.”

Tim: “Wow. You didn’t die yet?”

Jason pinches his fingers together: “A little every day.”

Y/N: “It’s good to see you, Jason.”

Jason: “Yeah, you too.”

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yjcorefourenjoyer · 4 months

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not sure if it was you but you have an au that’s called somethin like Robin snaps and if so what was it about?

i do have an au called that!

That Au was made in this post which I later named “Just snap Robin” in this post.

it’s an au about how Robin(Tim) is seen as a guy who is calm and isn’t quickly to anger, emotionless so to speak. He just doesn’t react. no matter what people say about him, even to his face.

Cuz of that people started to walk all over him, not listening to what he says, insulting his skills- that sort of thing.

But there are people who have made him mad enough or sad enough to see his emotions, to see his anger, to see him yell….

And let’s just say that those people do NOT do anything on the prior list for fear of their lives out of respect for Tim :D. (both)

anyways- in that group of people who respect Tim their are some *cough cough* impulse *cough cough* who don’t like the way people are treating him and they feel like if he snapped, and showed his true self people would respect him more.

he hasn’t snapped yet but he’s gotten close. Annnd that’s the au so far!

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loveeari · 11 months

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tim drake: i haven't slept in 45 hours tim drake: that's fine dick greyson: I WILL SMOTHER YOU tim drake: ALFRED HELP alfred: hmm wonder what's that noise *incromprehsible screams* alfred:there fine

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vodrae · 7 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 16 days

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*in a hospital room*

Tim: Am i in trouble?

Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess

Tim: …no?

Bruce: Take another guess

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sepia-stained-sunset · 11 months

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Robin!Tim throughout his run: It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive

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fandom-drake · 1 month

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Jason about to stab a demon with the All Blades: (Pauses) Would this be considered breaking B's no kill rule?

Tim trying to keep the demons mind controlled victims from killing him: If B has an issue with that I'm posting his post-Jason-death hospitalization rates on the fucking internet.

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ditzybat · 1 month

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

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xpeterstarkx · 2 years

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cass: the floor is lava!

tim: *helps steph onto the counter*

damian: *kicks dick off the sofa*

jason: *lays on the floor*

cass: ...are you okay?

jason: no.

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celaenaeiln · 16 days

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Bird: *whistling*

Dick: *whistling back*

Bird: *whistling harder*

Dick: *copying it*

Bird: *excitedly hopping around and whistling a tune*

Dick: *grinning and copying back*

Bruce: Nightwing, stop that.

Dick: why? We’re just whistling

Bird: *chirping in agreement*

Bruce: *glaring at the bird* such a behavior is a security risk. You’re needed on fourth. *taking off into the night*

Dick: ..??? What was that all about?

Tim: *over comms* Bruce thinks all birds are government spies

Dick: What? That’s dumb!

Tim: …mhmm

Dick: Tim, don’t tell me you believe it too. That’s ridiculous!

Tim:

Tim: ...it has plausible theory!

Dick: ...oh my god Tim.

Bird: *sad chirping noises*

Later

Dick: You know, there's another reason why I know they aren’t government spies.

Tim: and why’s that?

Dick: *holding back his laughter* Because they’re whistleblowers

Tim: ... :0

Tim: oh my god they're whistleblowers

Dick: okay no.

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loveeari · 10 months

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tim:kon no biting damien tim: bart no trying to kicking dick tim: don't try to tie jason up cassie kon bart and cassie staring at the horrified batfam: BUT WHYYYY DAD tired dad tim: for the love of also tired dad bruce: I need to reinforce the meta rule

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avensartt · 2 months

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