Stuff from my day as Tim drake incorrect quotes:
Tim, reading something off a clipboard: Aw poor little elf, don't doubt yourself. Gotta say doc, I'm surprised you have elf clients.
Therapist: What? No! I don't have any elf clients?? That's your chart!
Tim: I'm not an elf.
Therapist: I know that.
Tim: Then why's it say elf doubt right here?
Therapist: It doesn't, it says self doubt!
Tim: I find it more likely to says elf doubt than self doubt, I mean I don't doubt anything about myself!
Therapist: Yes you do?? You doubt yourself so often that you've convinced yourself you're a terrible person.
Tim: Exactly and I do not doubt that.
Therapist: I genuinely hate working here so much.
Tim: L.
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My headcanons about Dick Grayson
Dick Grayson is smart.
Like I hate it when they make him a dumb bimbo, he's hot yes he knows it, but he also has been hacking into the Pentagon for fun since he was ten, survived Spyral and several almost apocalypses. I know it's cannon since no Bat is dumb, but some fics, SOME FICS, make him look like he never went to school.
Dick Grayson knows so many languages.
I assume due to the fact that he grew up in a traveling circus he already knew a lot of languages(even if his english was bad when his parents died), but due to being robin and Bruce Wayne's ward he learned basically all major languages on Earth( and some alien) like Romani, German, French, Russian, English, Italian, Greek, Spanish, Irish, Finish, Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Indian, Latin, backwards speech(Zatara), Tamoranian(i think that's how you spell it), Kryptonian, speedster(when speedsters talk super fast) and so on.
Dick Grayson has at least some immunity against Fear toxin(Ft), Joker venom(Jv).
And most of the other poisons due to constant exposure since he was 9, also when he was younger there were no antidotes for Ft and Jv so he learned how to ride them out without a sound. (You can't tell me it hasn't fucked him up somehow, like a 9 y/o being constantly exposed to these things HAS to have some consequences and while he has his immunity I also think he has extreme anxiety( like all the bats a.k.a. Bat paranoia) and constant panic attacks(next headcanon))
Dick Grayson is a master at controlling his body.
Besides the fact that he probably learned acrobatics before he could walk and was a stage performer(always smiled even if the performance got off the rails) I also think he has taught himself complete control of his body due to far too many close calls. He learned to control each muscle individually for combat under high-stress situations(where he most needs that control). This had a side effect of him being able to control his face muscle/expressions and body language. He became the best actor there will ever be, because he can keep a smile on his face even if he is in excruciating pain, he can look completely calm and relaxed even though he is having a panic attack and the opposite is true as well he can look completely terrified even though he is amused. Because of this you need to know him extremely well to tell if he's in distress(the only people so far are Alfred, Damian and Slade(he's obsessed))
Anyway if you want more of the headcanon's just say, Nightwing is one of my favourite characters I can rant about him much longer.
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Then people will blame Bruce for their upbringings but reality and ironically it's all on the kids
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Not a long time ago there's an DCFandome interactive, I don't remember, but people had to draw their own Wonder Woman. It was a really hard to choose for me, and I draw three wonder womans! Gotham city sirens are the best trio in the world, really
You can't deny
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