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autistic-batfam · 16 days

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I feel like the batfam has a routine after they get home from a night of patrolling/fighting crime. Usually they get back around 3-4 am, eat breakfast together that Alfredo prepared. They also have any medical needs taken care of. Then they have their own special routines to wind down from a long night of fighting crime.

Bruce takes a long shower, shaves, puts on clean clothing. Maybe has the tv on in the background of the news. A cup of coffee is on his night stand sent by Alfred. Bruce takes this time to record the night’s happenings and files it away. Around 5 am is when he actually does go to sleep for a bit.

Dick makes sure to do some cooling stretching exercises to help his muscles from the night of doing gymnastic tricks. He takes a hot bath with epsom salt. Also, he does a face mask. Dick gets into bed and either reads or scrolls on his phone for a bit before sleeping.

Damian makes sure all his animals are taken care of before he takes care of himself. Then he showers, make sure if any of his injuries need attention, and then gets into bed and cuddles with Titus and Alfred the cat as a form of therapy before falling asleep.

Stephanie takes a long hot shower. Then does her hair care routine and skin care routine. She might put on some music and dance around the room to get the last bit of energy out of her system before she hits the hay.

Cassandra puts away her weapons first in an orderly fashion. She catalogs what she has left. Then she gets in the bath and soaks until the water turns cold. She uses a bath bomb, epsom salt, and some soothing oils. Cass also does her skin care routine. She turns on the tv to a random channel so she can have background noise while she does her hair routine. Also, makes sure her wounds are well taken care of. She reads a bit before falling asleep.

Tim takes his sleeping medication if he doesn’t he won’t sleep at all. He also, like Bruce, goes through the patrol and documents the things that happened during the night. He makes a detailed case file for Bruce. After that, Tim takes a quick cold shower, does some stretching before getting into bed to hopefully sleep. If he can’t then, he works on old case files that haven’t been solved yet.

They all have their own ways of self care after a long night of patrol. Alfred makes sure of it.

#batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #stephanie brown #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #Red Robin #spoiler dcu #dc robin

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revolutionarybeekeeper · 2 years

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I have never done backgrounds before so it’s not great, BUT Batober: Day 6 Unseen, nonetheless

#batober 2022 #batober #spoiler fanart #Stephanie brown #Stephanie brown fanart #spoiler dcu #dc comics #dc comics fanart #Batam #Batman fanart #batgirl #batgirl fanart

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who-always-pays-their-taxes · 2 months

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im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

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vodrae · 5 months

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Jason: Dick is so much written by a woman.

Stephanie: Totally.

Dick, the handsome man in touch with his emotions, not afraid to cry, being harrassed because of his butt and overall body, lately known for parenting children this being one of his big trait of personality, SA victim and loves to talk but has too much wrath bottled up: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ???

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #dc #dcu #Nightwing #red hood #dc spoiler #batgirl #batbros #batboys #batsis #batsiblings #batkids #robin #dc robin

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but-a-humble-goon · 8 months

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[Meme format acquired]

#birds of prey #bop #harleen quinzel #harley quinn #big barda #dc #dcu #comics #tuesday spoilers

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nyerusnova · 8 months

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yeah... things are pretty yikes right now in the current batfam storyline,

but at least Tim is rocking those thigh-high boots and I just wanted to appreciate that for a sec

#tim drake #batman spoilers #batman 138 #comics #they look so good on him ok #thigh high socks/leggings/boots/etc are just MWAH *chefs kiss*#in fact i fully support making the boots reach up even a bit higher mister jiménez pls #edited out dialogue to avoid spoilers but also because... lol #dcu #bc this kinda popped off i want to mention. i actually am quite liking gotham war so far.#gonna let zdarsky cook with this!!!

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allthegothihopgirls · 1 month

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"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

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daughterzell · 3 months

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oops deleted it from before

second one, this was the ask that wanted me to draw stephanie and jason having coffee. they’re consciously having a sipping contest

#batman #dc comics #dc universe #jason todd #red hood #red hood dc #stephanie brown #spoiler dc #dcu #dc #dc fanart #batfam #batfamily #batgirl

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headcanonthings · 5 months

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Dick: I just electrocuted myself. Jason: How shocking. Tim: How do you feel currently? Dick: I feel kinda amped. Steph: Watt? I can’t hear you. Dick: I said it hertz a lot. Clark: Are they okay? Bruce: This is normal, they’re fine. Clark: But he was just- Bruce: He’s fine. I’d honestly be more concerned if he wasn’t making puns.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin dc #stephanie brown #spoiler dc #clark kent #kal-el #superman #bruce wayne #batman

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robinsleeping · 6 months

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Nightwing ✨

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bet-on-me-13 · 3 months

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The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts

So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.

Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.

So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.

His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.

Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea

Why do I bring this up?

Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.

Needless to say, he books it.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #If they did become God's I like to imagine what their Domains would be #Dick becomes The Nightwing #God of Protection Jovality and Children #Jason becomes The Red Hood the God of Wrath Revenge and Protection #Tim becomes The Red Robin God of Intellect Mystery and Restaurants (heh)#Steph becomes The Spoiler Goddess of Mystery Puzzels and Fun (even though she never got adopted. Nobody really knows how she pulled it off)#Cass becomes The Orphan Goddess of Darkness Silence and Mercy #Duke is basically already a Demigod but be would be the God of Light Darkness and Riddles #Damien would be the God of Art Redemption and Animals #Danny saw a God who had multiple children bound by Contract and then saw him pull out that same contract while staring at him #He is rightfully scared #I imagine Constantine has tried to get adopted before so he can get in on that Demigod Making Contract #But he doesn't fit the bill for Adoption #Also he's old enough to be Bruce's Dad sooo...#Bruce is only vaguely aware of how his kids managed to Ascend #He doesn't know it was the Adoption Papers that did it #Also his “Adoption Sense” could actually be a legitimate Power of his now that I think about it

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the-b1ah · 19 days

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Part 7 of You can’t bench me!

Terrible resolution brought to you by tumblr.com!

I surprisingly didn’t use any references for there poses, I’m getting much better!

Context:

They’re a little worse for wear but help is on the way. Thank ancients for helmets or Red Hood would be toast.

Also why would Red Hood ever call a child vigilante for back up because the batfam are right he would never do that normally. But the batfam don’t have all the facts. They still think Phantom is a low level meta with maybe a bit of extra strength/ invisibly, who is only now getting into the vigilante busy. Only Red Hood knows the extend of phantom’s abilities (he made a list), experience, and that he’s nigh indestructible.

Phantom is used to fighting people that know his every weakness, have years of experience over him, and the same/or stronger powers than him. Despite that he kept coming out on top and was only getting stronger. He only got caught by GIW bc like little Jason he trusted someone who was suppose to protect him and got betrayed. He can take gang of humans who have never even heard of something like him.

And no matter how much Phantom jokes that he’s the “best sidekick ever” him and RH are partners in this. So If Red Hood want to be called when Phantom needs help he has to be willing to call as well. RH is doing everything he can to live up to the undying trust Phantom gives him.

As said at the beginning this series Phantom isn’t a Robin. He doesn’t need to be taught how to fly, he just needs somewhere safe to land.

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unidentifiedgothamite · 23 days

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dick: what are you guys doing?

tim, frozen in surprise, as damian struggled against his bonds, apples scattered around them: uh... it's not what it looks like

steph, oblivious: i got it! he's 11 apples tall

jason, a little shit: damn, we were one off. i thought it'd be 10

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heylosers06 · 25 days

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My cuties

Also a whole bunch of piercings on them because I can

Damian happens to like his person space ft. Roblox face Duke

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adeptune01 · 1 year

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*bored at a Wayne gala*

Tim: Anybody have any game ideas?

Dick: Let's play the question game!

Jason: NO! Do NOT listen to him.

Duke: What's the question game?

Dick: Two people have a conversation but only in questions. The first person to say a normal sentence loses- but couldn't you have figured it out?

Damian: That does not sound difficult.

Jason: He is unnaturally good at this stupid game. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Dick: It's not that bad is it? So who's up first?

Jason: Run away, little pigs. Run away while you still can.

Steph: Could I give it a go?

Dick: I don't know? Could you?

Steph: You're pretty confident aren't you?

Dick: Any reason I shouldn't be?

Steph: Remind me: your old outfit was butt-ugly, right?

Duke: Isn't that a little...personal?

Steph: Quiet, you. Wait, no, hang on-

Jason: Ooooh, sorry, Steph!

Steph: Duke distracted me! That's cheating!

Dick: Would you like a rematch?

Tim: Wait, wait. Let me give this a try.

Dick: You want to try, Tim?

Tim: Why not?

Dick: Let me know when you're ready?

Tim: I'm ready.

Jason: Short and sweet.

Dick: Anyone else? Jason?

Jason: Hell no- I've lost enough of my life to this dumb game.

Dick: What about you, Damian? You want to give this a try?

Damian: Well, wouldn't that be the next logical step?

Dick: Who said this was a logical game?

Damian: Were you the one who told Bruce to limit my animal adoption rates?

Dick: And what if I was?

Damian: Would you not feel betrayed?

Dick: Would you not like me to act in your own interest?

Damian: Is that a real question?

Dick: Is that an incredibly weak response?

*several hours later*

Damian: But have I proved my point?

Dick: Can we agree to disagree?

Duke: Dick, how long is this going to go on for?

Jason: Hours...days. Months doesn't seem unreasonable.

Tim: Speaking from experience?

Jason: You have no idea.

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lowquats · 9 months

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tricking myself into thinking that actually drawing eyes is not the worst with a robins eye study

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #damian wayne #batfam #dc robin #the spoiler #dc comics #dc fanart #dcu #dc universe

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