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bruciemilf · 1 day

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heyy, I had a dream of the Waynes having beef with irl celebrities (mainly the Kardashians since I personally don't really like them) and wanted to know if you think that there would be this kind of rivalry between them if they were to co-exist

(sorry if this is worded weirdly, english is my second language, and I'm still really tired, lol)

OH! This gave me an idea. Batfamily + celebrities they have parasocial hatred with.

Bruce: Kim Kardashian (obvious reasons, but I think it’d be so funny if he hates her because she tried buying his mother’s pearls for the Met Gala. )

Tim: Drake; He hasn’t had a second of peace since Not Like Us dropped. Jason has that playing over coms at 100 volume.

Dick: Chris Evans. He lost best butt in America contest to him (As nightwing) and hasn’t been the same since. No one knows why Bruce Wayne’s son hates Captain America so much.

Jason: JK RAWLING. He hates that woman with every inch and beat of his being. Wrote a 100,000 K word fanfiction about Harry Potter transitioning out of spite. It got a movie adaptation.

Damian: Taylor Swift. “It’s like listening to yogurt.”

Alfred: Gordon Ramsey (they had a cook off and he lost. ) also, queen elizabeth. Ominously sipped tea while her death was announced. Probably came to the funeral and watched in all black, from the sidelines, in a huge hat.

Stephanie: Adam Sandler. “The bitch stole my look!”

#bruce wayne #dick grasyon #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #dc comics #batfamily #text #text post #batman

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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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Rich people punishments for the bats are like "you have to fly Spirit to our second vacation cave"

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tsuyakiku · 2 days

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#tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #timjay #jason todd #red hood

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billcipherapologist · 2 days

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batfam as things i and others have said pt 3

damian: you’re like mozart if he wasn’t dead

tim, playing piano: *shocked* did demon just compliment me? did i just get complimented by demon brat?

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tim after rambling and making bruce confused: i know what im saying but you and me aren’t speaking the same language

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tim referring to hisself and kon: camera sluts and fire hoes

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duke explaining why he didn’t stop joker dying on day shift: sometimes murder happens

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bruce: *talking about some medical thing*

tim who hasn’t slept and is overstimulated: do you have bugs in your skin

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jason being a little shit: (talking about john Constantine) he didn’t do it with bruce but he should have! everyone should have an opportunity to do it with Bruce

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steph who forgot her adhd meds: coconut coconut does what ever a coconut does can he fly no he dies

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tim: *having a breakdown casually* everything is so fineee, *sees a hot guy* im so gay

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pt 1 pt 2

#jason todd #batfam #dick grayson #dc #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #john constantine #my fav family #batfamily #incorrect quotes #i swear the context for some of these would be insaner than the last ome

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aingeal98 · 2 days

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I love the range in civilian vs hero identities that the batfam has like you have folks such as Bruce, Dick, Duke and Tim who's close friends know their civilian identities along with a few villains, and then you have Babs who's a little more paranoid but still has close friends know who's behind the curtain. And then there's Jason who's legally dead so very few people know who Red Hood is, and Damian who the general public won't know but who can easily be recognised by anyone who worked near him in the league. They probably get a kick out knowing who Batman is but they're loyal enough to not spread it beyond their circle. Likewise there's Cass who any fighter that's actually truly worth their salt should recognise, but most would just shrug and assume Batman has her working undercover as Wayne's bodyguard and adoption was the easiest way to do so.

And then finally, there's Steph. Who's dad loudly broadcasted to all of Gotham that she used to be Robin. Steph goes to college and gets at least one person a day coming up to her and being like "Hey uh... Can you tell Batgirl that the Russian Mafia near my apartment complex have started kidnapping kids." and Steph is like "I don't know why you think I know Batgirl but I'm sure she'll find out and fix it somehow." and no one calls her bluff because Batgirl (definitely not Stephanie no siree) does, in fact, fix their problems.

Bruce sends her a memo once a week lecturing her about safety concerns. She retaliates by making a twitter for Batgirl and exclusively posting unflattering shots from her cowl camera showing Batman mid fight in distress. Bruce backs down for now, because he does learn from some of his mistakes and the last thing he needs is this escalating into another gang war.

#dc #batfam #Batfamily #Stephanie Brown #Bruce Wayne #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #Cassandra Cain #Dc rambles

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that-one-annoying-fan-girl · 2 days

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We are so back

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robintherobiner · 1 day

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What would the Wayne Family and the Bat Family post tiktok

Bruce: videos of him buying new outfits with the material girl sound over it because, according to one post, 'his kids said it was funny and he liked seeing them smile'. on his official account though (the wayne enterprises one) his 'social media manager' posts clips from interviews and soundbites.

Batman: does not have a tiktok.

Dick: posts videos of him either doing gymnastics or of him hanging out with his siblings. Most of the time he is throwing up a peace sign and then Tim and Damian are wrestling in the background and he captions it something along the lines of 'brothers drawing blood in Blud!'

Nightwing: posts videos of short self defense tips/poses, regularly collabs with Red Hood. (not that Jason knows this, Dick just sets up a camera and then goes and bothers his brother until he tries to punch him so he can teach people to block)

Barbara: Posts videos talking about accessibility (both whats available and what should be put in place). if one of the wayne's annoy her, she also will post a compilation of them doing something silly like tripping over thin air or being caught using a hairbrush as a microphone)

Oracle: posts clips of people doing non violent crimes (faces blurred out ofc) with the caption "the eye in the sky sees you, dumbass." because why would you try ack a car on a street with three non-hidden cameras

Jason: doesn't post. anymore. does have an account from when he was a teenager where it's just him doing sped up acting videos to sounds. he has tried to log in to take it down but Bruce changed the password. Brucie regularly comments on different videos like "my baby was such a star... rip sweetie 🕊️🕊️🕊️" and its Jason lip-syncing to fucking Justin Bieber or something

Red Hood: posts videos shitting on Batman. the comments were full of people saying "daddy issues" or "i wanna be a dealer just so you can shoot me babygirl" so he turned them off. sometimes someone (tim) turns them back on and Jason gets bombarded with "BRO IS SERVING CUNT"

Cassandra: posts videos of her doing ballet, or of her showing off her strength. Not on purpose though, she thinks its fun to post videos of her teasing her brothers and the comments are like "WHY DID SHE JUST PICK UP DICK GRAYSON WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT WHAT"

Orphan: has a shared account with Batgirl, but she doesn't post on it, just sort of stands in the background as Steph makes funny videos.

Stephanie: enjoys posting videos pretending to be dating both Tim and Cass because she thinks its funny when the internet call her a gold digger and cheater. Bernard (after going public with Tim) occasionally fuels the fire by commenting "lmao get ur bag girl" under a video of her dragging Tim to a resturant

Batgirl: posts videos of her making fun of rogues, and on her shared account with Cass, just joins in on trends but obviously mixing it to fit her (aka: "when Batman lectures you for breaking a criminals leg but your literally just a teenage girl")

Timothy: like Bruce, he has two accounts. One is professional, with him promoting Wayne Enterprises products or whatever. Second one is full of him doing wild shit like skateboarding down the manor stairs or him trying to confuse Bruce with cringey slang. his most popular video though, is of him using the Nepo Baby sound by Fox SZN

Red Robin: posts slideshows of pictures of Gotham. All very aesthetic ones, of good architecture and people laughing together and shit. His bio is "showing you guy why I do what I do." His account is very artsy fartsy but he also was the first batfamily member to get verified

Duke: doesn't post, just likes videos.

Signal: posts videos of him trying to scare the other vigilantes, cuz, yknow, he can go invisible. tell me you wouldn't do that either if you could be invisible. exactly, you can't. He also makes videos about how hard it is to be a teen vigilante.

Damian: videos of his pets doing tricks. also regularly stitches Tim's videos and just deadass insults him. Tim always comments on his stitches with just a singular emoji because he found out it pisses Damian off more when he doesn't have a big reaction

Robin: posts about resources for gothamites. also has a shared account with Superboy (Jon) where they try and sneak up on both Superman and Batman. They have yet to succeed on either one.

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weewoow-20706030 · 3 days

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Batfam members as things my family has said pt.1(?)

Jason *after an argument with Bruce*: [I am] currently on [my] poor arc so...

Dick: If you don't do the YMCA you will be shot on site.

Tim: Why are you breathing like that?

Damian: I'm looking at bedsheets idiot

Dick: I will not let you remove my eyes for torture unless you have a doctorette.

Tim: Y'know if I killed someone and they died I would be pretty upset too.

*literally any of the batkids*: It's not lying. It's making up information.

Steph: How do you plead? Guilty, not guilty or gleek.

Tim *about Damian*: We all know traumatized children are just as bad as the devil.

Bonus:

Bruce: I should get kids and put them to work.

#tim drake #batfam #dc #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne #stephanie brown

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bibibusinessman · 1 day

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sweet-prroncito · 2 days

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Hot diddly darn! Those batgirls came out way past any expectations! It’s always fun to see the uniqueness of their respective styles and outfits!

How about some light sparring? It was always fun to see Cass tapping out Steph in a sleeper hold a while back lmao. Or Barbara being a baddie with those Arkham style silent takedowns XD

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Light sparring it is~

#art by op #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #thanks for asking #digital art #reference used

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batfamhyperfixation · 3 days

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The batfam as tumblr posts except it is exclusively tumblr posts found on Pinterest

Bruce ‘I spend half my life publicly in tight outfits getting punched in the face by choice, and that’s the good half of my life’ Wayne:

Dick ‘what are healthy coping mechanisms? When I was 9 my parents died in front of me and instead of therapy I was put in booty shorts and taught how to punch shit’ Grayson:

Jason ‘you may have missed me but I won’t miss this shot’ Todd:

Tim ‘high school dropout skater boy turned CEO’ Drake:

Stephanie ‘The greatest con I ever pulled was convincing people I wasn’t competent; I took down my father twice, was batgirl Robin and my own OG hero, and literally died, but all anyone reduces me to is a romantic prospect for other heroes’ Brown:

Cass ‘I read people as if they’re Shakespeare, but you, my friend, are merely a picture book’ Cain:

Damian ‘competent is my middle name, you may think I lost but I’m just playing long game, you will be overtaken when you least expect it because it’s more satisfying that way’ Wayne:

Duke ‘call me the scooby gang with the extensive criminal record I’m gathering while running from my foster homes to investigate cause cops are shit’ Thomas:

Barbra ‘call me older sibling core cause big brother is always watching, literally just give me a name and I’ll drop coordinates within 5 minutes’ Gordon:

Alfred ‘You don’t stand a chance in this fight, I would pull out my shotgun and kill god myself if that fucker crossed me and you are significantly less skilled than him’ Pennyworth

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #barbra gordon #alfred pennyworth #batfam #batkids #bat family

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robinhuntr · 22 hours

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Trying to explain to BatFam fans that hope and joy are good things and not every character needs to be tortured in order to be interesting:

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incorrectbatfam · 1 day

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I imagine Gotham's sewer system is like:

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shyjusticewarrior · 1 day

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[After Knight Terrors]

Tim: It seems Jason is more mentally ill than I realized.

Steph: Yeah duh.

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but-a-humble-goon · 12 hours

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Stephanie: That trick with the gun?! That was insane! Sometimes I wish I could do even half of the crazy things you can do. Cassandra: I wish I could do... what you can do. Stephanie: Are you kidding me?! You're like Ninja-Terminator, what the hell can I possibly do that you can't? Cassandra: I wish I could... when someone's scared... tell them everything will be okay... and make them believe me. Stephanie: Oh.

#casssandra cain #stephanie brown #batgirl #spoiler #robin #dc #dcu #comics

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aingeal98 · 12 hours

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Tim and Steph being 90s email buddies is so fun. How often did Babs or Bruce scroll through their emails looking for security breaches and instead get godawful teen flirting and "You stop emailing first." "No YOU stop emailing first 😏" over and over again.

#dc #batfam #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #tim drake #dc rambles #alfred pennyworth #Timsteph

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